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E. Allyn Bloom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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I make jokes about metahumor. He/him. Grey-haired white cis-male-adjacent. Devout agnostic. Black lives matter. LGBT+ lives matter. Immigrant lives matter. Facts matter. Science matters. Aka Eric Bloomquist.
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"Hope is an embrace of the unknown and the unknowable, an alternative to the certainty of both optimists and pessimists." - Rebecca Solnit, *Hope In the Dark*

Embrace uncertainty.
Follow-up reminder that the crime rate for immigrants is not only lower than the rate for the general population, it's MUCH lower than the crime rate in the Trump administration.
I want to see an in-depth article on why there are (supposedly) lots of big rightwing fans of a fictional universe where Earth is united under one government, eagerly federated with (literally!) alien cultures, emphatically diverse, and openly dismissive of capitalism.

[raises eyebrow] Fascinating.
I mean, to be fair, he's robbed banks in the past. So it'd be good to check. But let's not get too distracted from the jewelry store heists.
It's a tall tale where they're (probably) lying about committing a crime.

"I robbed a bank!"

[eye-roll] "Sure bro."
Every time dental insurance or optical insurance in the US comes up, I think about how weird it actually is that they're separate from typical health insurance.

It's like everyone taking it for granted that separate "kidney insurance" is a perfectly reasonable idea.
dental insurance: we only exist to make regular health insurance seem betterβ„’
Well, it's understandable that standing up straight seems like contortions to such twisted individuals.
Reagan's speeches were inane cotton candy dogwhistlles, but he was at least coherent. And far less egocentric.

I remember noticing at the time that he talked kinda pretty, but reading the transcripts in the papers really showed how fluffy and misleading his speeches were.
Makes me wish I had a Captain America outfit. Or a fedora and a bullwhip.

Or even just my late uncle's uniform from WW2.

"You wanna play dress up? Sure, let's play dress up."
It's not clear whether just randomly gunning people down on 5th Avenue violates a law prohibiting murder. Maybe! Maybe not!
New York Times reports that it is unclear whether having a federal agency accept money in excess of congressional appropriations "violates a law prohibiting federal agencies from accepting money in excess of congressional appropriations." I guess we'll never know!
Nah, the rich didn't flee. So let this be a lesson to other states. You'll need to make tax higher than we did to get them to self-deport.
Probably he mostly just pays someone to do it, and he just signs any paperwork. Unless there's an Autopen.
For instance, if the military financial records are still as bad as they've reportedly been, maybe there's some huge money-laundering going on there.
Do they not teach "follow the money" in J-school? I'm not a journalist, but that is a real thing, right? Or used to be?
I am spending a great deal of time & effort today composing responses that I delete before posting. I mean, even more time & effort than usual.

Which is good overall, I guess, but I wish the former part didn’t make the latter part such a good idea.
Who monitors the monitors?

Are there things that regular non-lawyer citizens can organize to do about this?
β€œshit looks real bleak sometimes and I don’t want to downplay how bad it is”

A: β€œI’m not a doomer BUT shit looks real bleak and you shouldn’t downplay how bad it is”

[facepalm] People, ignoring when someone clearly SAYS that they know things are bad, so you can cleverly tell them how bad it is? πŸ™„
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.