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Eric Schulmiller

@ericbop.bsky.social

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Cantor. Writer. Ice Cream Eater. Words for NYTimes, New Yorker, The Atlantic, The Forward, McSweeney’s Schulmiller.strikingly.com

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 1d

every sports team is a Ship of Theseus

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 1d

Alden Ehrenreich is the Taron Egerton of Ansel Elgorts (complementary)

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CHOAM Nomsky (frightening) @samthielman.com · 1d

the duality of man

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 1d

First - this is AMAZING work. I would gleefully buy a print if you sell them!
Second - here’s something I wrote years back about frogs in Judaism that expands on all of this. Frogs are great! www.theatlantic.com/entertainmen...

Frogs: The Surprising Star of the Passover Table

Throughout history, the amphibians have often been symbols of change and liberation, making them a fitting symbol for the Jewish celebration.

www.theatlantic.com

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 3d

Nerdy fit of the day

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 7d

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

Original photo from post showing a well dressed man with a blazer, hat and umbrella standing next to police. I have helpfully circled the man on the photo and drawn arrows pointing at him to help law enforcement

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 8d

Made my rally sign!

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 8d

These are 100% A.I.-written

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 10d

Dosa Cat

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 10d

lol they Kobayashi Maru’d the shit out of that puzzle

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 11d

That headline is a an all-timer, though.

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 14d

“Yom Kippur’s in August.”

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 14d

The ‘88 Mets would like a word…

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 14d

Took your advice and my wife and I watched the first half for the first time last night! Looking forward to enjoying the rest today, thanks! And man, that movie is a network tv actor powerhouse - Mr. Feeny, the grandfather from Gilmore Girls, the dads from Wonder Years *and* Alf??

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 15d

I lowkey thought that was Pete Alonso

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 16d

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 19d

Oh right!

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 19d

@britinacheng.bsky.social Luis Guzman was in Punch-Drunk Love why is it not showing up today? Thanks!

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 20d

Is there a new Leisure Suit Larry game??

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 22d

On the plus side, at graduation every student is given a Casper mattress and a mailchimp account

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 25d

gmar tov!

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Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 27d

A splash of water can open up a whiskey’s flavor, and nobody likes watered down coffee. So…shouldn’t there be coffee stones instead of whiskey stones?

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · 29d

Is the Etsy witch still available? Asking for 28 friends… #Mets

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · Sep 25

Living through this moment in history while also suffering through this weather feels like the physical and spiritual equivalent of sitting in the front row of a Gallagher show.

Eric Schulmiller @ericbop.bsky.social · Sep 24

The VP of baseball operations is a 24yo quant from Brown