Erin Vachon (they/them) 🍉
@erinvachon.bsky.social
Senior Reviews Editor @smokelong.bsky.social | Multigenre & Chapbook Editor @splitlippress.com | Providence menace | I write weird shit. | Fuck ICE. | More of us than there are of them.
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spoiler/update: it was trent reznor. trent reznor was hiding inside a cube for an hour and a half and I love him all the more for it.
There’s a giant concealed cube in the middle of the audience, which will either be revealed to be awesome *or* the next installment of the Cube horror movie franchise.
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
spoiler/update: it was trent reznor. trent reznor was hiding inside a cube for an hour and a half and I love him all the more for it.
nine inch nails concert crowd tonight is giving goths with a mortgage (complimentary)
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
nine inch nails concert crowd tonight is giving goths with a mortgage (complimentary)
WHAT.
⚠️ Rep. Thomas Massie:
“I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I'm a pretty good swimmer.”
“I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I'm a pretty good swimmer.”
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
WHAT.
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really messed up how resonant and eternal "if the tranny doesn't feel loved, she will leave" is
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
really messed up how resonant and eternal "if the tranny doesn't feel loved, she will leave" is
Me, a goth, visiting Boston:
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Me, a goth, visiting Boston:
Going to Boston today, trying to find someplace to eat, and literally everything is a sports bar. Boston knows what it's about.
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Going to Boston today, trying to find someplace to eat, and literally everything is a sports bar. Boston knows what it's about.
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very very excited (& nervous! stage jitters!) to share news of a project that my person & I have been working on for so long now
we're starting a tiny artist residency here in Baltimore; say hello to The Doll House!
www.thedollhouse.studio
we're starting a tiny artist residency here in Baltimore; say hello to The Doll House!
www.thedollhouse.studio
The Doll House
www.thedollhouse.studio
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
very very excited (& nervous! stage jitters!) to share news of a project that my person & I have been working on for so long now
we're starting a tiny artist residency here in Baltimore; say hello to The Doll House!
www.thedollhouse.studio
we're starting a tiny artist residency here in Baltimore; say hello to The Doll House!
www.thedollhouse.studio
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I know people who saw abductions this morning, people who are valiantly trying to free people from Whipple through the legal system yesterday and today, absolutely nothing feels different just fyi to people outside MN.
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I know people who saw abductions this morning, people who are valiantly trying to free people from Whipple through the legal system yesterday and today, absolutely nothing feels different just fyi to people outside MN.
lmao
Dozens Arrested After Throwing Dildos at ICE Outside Whipple Federal Building
Dozens Arrested After Throwing Dildos at ICE Outside Whipple Federal Building - UNICORN RIOT
Police in riot gear arrested up to 54 protesters on Feb. 7 at the Whipple Federal Building following a day of actions that culminated in protesters throwing hundreds of dildos.
unicornriot.ninja
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
lmao
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ICE is really stepping up their activities out here in rural Minnesota today. I pray that someday my neighbors will be able to leave their homes again.
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
ICE is really stepping up their activities out here in rural Minnesota today. I pray that someday my neighbors will be able to leave their homes again.
lmao Rhode Island was just named most romantic in the U.S.
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
lmao Rhode Island was just named most romantic in the U.S.
The cure for despair is building cool stuff alongside wonderful human beings. It's easy to drown in pessimism. But we have each other.
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The cure for despair is building cool stuff alongside wonderful human beings. It's easy to drown in pessimism. But we have each other.
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Me with Diana’s bow and quiver and dogs but I’m after that one student’s paper submission
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Me with Diana’s bow and quiver and dogs but I’m after that one student’s paper submission
collecting books out here like I’m rebuilding the Library at Alexandria
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
collecting books out here like I’m rebuilding the Library at Alexandria
Look, I love trains, but I think Amtrak is trolling me at this point, emailing me every damn day to tell me that my trip has moved forward and backward by five minutes. I feel like I'm interacting with a train that also shares my anxiety disorder.
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Look, I love trains, but I think Amtrak is trolling me at this point, emailing me every damn day to tell me that my trip has moved forward and backward by five minutes. I feel like I'm interacting with a train that also shares my anxiety disorder.
Hooray, drafts. Now instead of shitposting, I can save my shitposts for a long time, then post them.
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Hooray, drafts. Now instead of shitposting, I can save my shitposts for a long time, then post them.
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Mark Harris @marksirrah.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Mark Harris @marksirrah.bsky.social
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[Temperance tarot card by Leonora Carrington]
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
[Temperance tarot card by Leonora Carrington]
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I guess folks are sick of hearing about the invasion of my city, especially as some tiny symbolic concessions have been made and the lawmakers might kind of talk about giving the invaders slightly less money. But it's still happening. We are still invaded. They are still abducting my neighbors.
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I guess folks are sick of hearing about the invasion of my city, especially as some tiny symbolic concessions have been made and the lawmakers might kind of talk about giving the invaders slightly less money. But it's still happening. We are still invaded. They are still abducting my neighbors.
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Obsessed with this now. OBSESSED
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Obsessed with this now. OBSESSED
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mitski art I got on etsy a few years ago 🫶
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
mitski art I got on etsy a few years ago 🫶
I’m not with you because I’m at war with everything but you.
Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous
Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I’m not with you because I’m at war with everything but you.
Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous
Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous
Using a fountain pen lately, which makes me like writing by hand so much more, but my fingers are always ink-blotted.
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Using a fountain pen lately, which makes me like writing by hand so much more, but my fingers are always ink-blotted.
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This is tonight! 8pm CT!
Only 2 weeks until @crsutton.bsky.social's KRACKLE'S LAST MOVIE is in the world--and you're invited to a special preview launch the night before! Join us on Mon Feb 9 @ 8pm CT for our KRACKLE'S LAST MOVIE Zoom launch event, feat. Chelsea in conversation w/ fellow SLP author @emjparsley.bsky.social!
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This is tonight! 8pm CT!