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Ethan
@ethankomoroski.bsky.social
Minneapolis enjoyer
dudes rock
Mystery Brandy Dug Up (1946)
2825 15th Ave. S (Carlson); 2945 Grand Ave. (Nicholson)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Melvin Carlson (left) and Edwin Nicholson, cement workers, discover a cache of Very Fine Portuguese brandy while ripping up the sidewalk in front of Doc's Bar at 810 Hennepin Ave.
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Didn’t the Chief say he was gonna arrest ICE officers for this exact crime? There’s video evidence!

O’Hara was getting glazed up and down for his strong rebuke of ICE on this website mere days ago. But just like his boss, the Mayor, the focus is on winning the press conference. No follow through
Minneapolis leaders stood in silence as they watched footage of federal immigration agents slamming Mubashir, a Somali American, against a metal door and putting him in a chokehold in the snow.
Minneapolis officials decry ICE arrest of Somali American citizen
Videos show ICE arresting a 20-year-old man who local authorities say is a U.S. citizen.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I want some absolutely ghoulish name submissions this years. I want Abolish ICE to be a moderate option
Sound the alarms: it’s snowplow-naming season!

Have a pun that sparkles? A masterpiece? A name that’ll make Minnesota proud? Submit your ideas online by Dec. 19 at noon: mndot.gov/nameasnowplow
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is where I post from, if you even care
TIL someone at the UMN snow blows the roof of Ferguson Hall for some reason
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
To be clear, Cashman’s replacement would prefer toilet this funding circle the drain.
"I would hate TOI-LET this funding go to waste"

@katiecashman.bsky.social at today's meeting, eliciting a deep GROAN from me watching remotely

(Council had to recess the meeting until tomorrow before they could pass it.)
Downtown Minneapolis has a "leaking" problem: There aren't enough good spots to take one.

Later today, the City Council is set to vote on @katiecashman.bsky.social's solution: ongoing funding for public restrooms www.axios.com/local/twin-c...
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You might not like it, you might not understand it, but this is thee ideal Saint Paul Guy ™️
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tom Brady out here with the Zodiac Killer ass base layer
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We did it. We rode the E Line to and from dinner and it ruled. There was a spectacular woman behind us on her way to “eat caviar. It’s my 50th birthday!”
I’m gonna ride it
And we’re off! The first-ever METRO E Line trips departed a little before 4:30 a.m. this morning! No fares are required to ride the E Line today until 10 p.m. thanks to our sponsor, @minneapoliscollege.bsky.social. Check the schedule and plan your trip here: www.metrotransit.org/route/eline
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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How it started vs How it’s going
Welcome E Line!
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m gonna ride it
And we’re off! The first-ever METRO E Line trips departed a little before 4:30 a.m. this morning! No fares are required to ride the E Line today until 10 p.m. thanks to our sponsor, @minneapoliscollege.bsky.social. Check the schedule and plan your trip here: www.metrotransit.org/route/eline
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
WHAT

(voice over is hard as hell)
Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Yeah I like waymo. Waymo public transit, bike lanes and benches!
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Times are tough. Did you know LomaBonita in Richfield gives day old tortillas away FOR FREE? If you needed another reason to shop there, this is it.

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December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Watching this to find out if gay sex feels good
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I’m not concerned with men being asexual… I’m concerned with men being good
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What a piece of shit
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh no not ezra klein talking directly to me in my spotify wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Chris Meyer uses a revenue argument as a reason to approve new development. He tells the city council they're about to have some really difficult budget decisions. Think of your most important priorities. Then consider the revenue that comes from a new apartment building in Linden Hills.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Did a snowblower write this?
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What the hell??
i think maybe we should have held all polish people accountable for ted kaczynski
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fuck ai, invest in this
the app is meant to reduce food waste so you get crazy discounts and pick it up around when they close
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Woke up to the lowest overnight temp so far in our new heat pump’s short life: 6degrees F. It’s still maintaining indoor temp no problem on its own! These things are *magic* and *very cute*

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December 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Alright who can help me move the Easter Island statue I’m gonna win tomorrow?

www.auctionmasters.com/auctions/det...
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ball is life
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Looking everywhere for the volume on Tax Evasion. Might be checked out?
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM