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BIG NEWS, I'm pleased to say that Hallowzine.ink has released @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social 's piece "Don Draper Pitches Halloween Costumes" in 4K!!! As a pdf. hallowzine.ink/Don_Draper_I...
Hallowzine! A Zine Featuring Fiction, Poetry, and Comics for Halloween
Hallowzine.ink
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
BIG NEWS, I'm pleased to say that Hallowzine.ink has released @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social 's piece "Don Draper Pitches Halloween Costumes" in 4K!!! As a pdf. hallowzine.ink/Don_Draper_I...
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I don’t need any more information about Tarantino’s opinions as long as I live. Truly. If he wants to make movies, he should go make movies! But sharing what Tarantino said *on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast* is like a turducken of I Absolutely Do Not Care Even Slightly.
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I don’t need any more information about Tarantino’s opinions as long as I live. Truly. If he wants to make movies, he should go make movies! But sharing what Tarantino said *on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast* is like a turducken of I Absolutely Do Not Care Even Slightly.
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The new issue of @bowerygothic.bsky.social is (finally) up. Please go take a look at some spooky poems and stories on this gloomy day...
Bowery Gothic
www.bowerygothic.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The new issue of @bowerygothic.bsky.social is (finally) up. Please go take a look at some spooky poems and stories on this gloomy day...
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What's your dream Knives Out cast? I think this would be fun:
Meryl Streep
Patrick Stewart
Florence Pugh
A$AP Rocky
Marion Cotillard
Timothy Olyphant
Greta Lee
Matthew Rhys
John Hodgman (assisting Blanc)
Meryl Streep
Patrick Stewart
Florence Pugh
A$AP Rocky
Marion Cotillard
Timothy Olyphant
Greta Lee
Matthew Rhys
John Hodgman (assisting Blanc)
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What's your dream Knives Out cast? I think this would be fun:
Meryl Streep
Patrick Stewart
Florence Pugh
A$AP Rocky
Marion Cotillard
Timothy Olyphant
Greta Lee
Matthew Rhys
John Hodgman (assisting Blanc)
Meryl Streep
Patrick Stewart
Florence Pugh
A$AP Rocky
Marion Cotillard
Timothy Olyphant
Greta Lee
Matthew Rhys
John Hodgman (assisting Blanc)
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someone recently used my email when they ordered a vape. this is my entire life now. i've gotten at least ten emails generated by this single transaction and pressed unsubscribe to like five affiliated services
Me: *buys one small thing for a relative one time*
Website: Want to subscribe to our emails????
Me: no thank u
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Inbox: WELCOME TO OUR EMAIL LIST HERE'S 20 EMAILS TRYING TO SELL YOU SHIT YOU WILL LITERALLY NEVER BUY
Website: Want to subscribe to our emails????
Me: no thank u
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Inbox: WELCOME TO OUR EMAIL LIST HERE'S 20 EMAILS TRYING TO SELL YOU SHIT YOU WILL LITERALLY NEVER BUY
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
someone recently used my email when they ordered a vape. this is my entire life now. i've gotten at least ten emails generated by this single transaction and pressed unsubscribe to like five affiliated services
"A Christmas Tree
Taxonomy" is a card in my Etsy shop that will help you identify your Christmas tree. It's been described as "Essential" by someone we paid 5 dollars to.
Here is a link to copy and paste into your web-browser:
www.etsy.com/listing/1106...
Taxonomy" is a card in my Etsy shop that will help you identify your Christmas tree. It's been described as "Essential" by someone we paid 5 dollars to.
Here is a link to copy and paste into your web-browser:
www.etsy.com/listing/1106...
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"A Christmas Tree
Taxonomy" is a card in my Etsy shop that will help you identify your Christmas tree. It's been described as "Essential" by someone we paid 5 dollars to.
Here is a link to copy and paste into your web-browser:
www.etsy.com/listing/1106...
Taxonomy" is a card in my Etsy shop that will help you identify your Christmas tree. It's been described as "Essential" by someone we paid 5 dollars to.
Here is a link to copy and paste into your web-browser:
www.etsy.com/listing/1106...
You couldn't originally buy these figures in the store, you literally had to wait 4 months or so to get them. Whoever had them on the playground was the envy of all the Star Wars kids. www.etsy.com/listing/1457...
www.etsy.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You couldn't originally buy these figures in the store, you literally had to wait 4 months or so to get them. Whoever had them on the playground was the envy of all the Star Wars kids. www.etsy.com/listing/1457...
Christmas card in my store. En garde! Find it here: www.etsy.com/listing/1106...
www.etsy.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Christmas card in my store. En garde! Find it here: www.etsy.com/listing/1106...
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hi, please, eat the food you want on the holidays you want. my family was choked by one person's expectations of dead great grandma's famous whatever, it was never right, no one else liked that menu. cook what you want, order what you want, use the shortcuts or conveniences you want.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hi, please, eat the food you want on the holidays you want. my family was choked by one person's expectations of dead great grandma's famous whatever, it was never right, no one else liked that menu. cook what you want, order what you want, use the shortcuts or conveniences you want.
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If AI was so great they wouldn't have to force it on everyone.
#FuckYouGoogle
#FuckYouGoogle
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If AI was so great they wouldn't have to force it on everyone.
#FuckYouGoogle
#FuckYouGoogle
I'm going to end this series here for now, with Stitches. Becausd honestly Stitches gives me the creeps. Thanks for spending time with these rotten lil guys!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm going to end this series here for now, with Stitches. Becausd honestly Stitches gives me the creeps. Thanks for spending time with these rotten lil guys!!
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
l've been on a quest for the most autumnal rotting pumpkin, and I think I found it. The wrinkles are my favorite detail.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
l've been on a quest for the most autumnal rotting pumpkin, and I think I found it. The wrinkles are my favorite detail.
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I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Lesser-Known Celebrity-Owned Alcohol Brands
Featuring Walton Goggins’s Weirdly Hot Jalapeño Tequila and Sydney Sweeney’s Pure White Rum.
www.newyorker.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
While I miss October, one of my favorite activities is roaming around post-Halloween and documenting all the jack-o-lanterns in various states of decay. Every pumpkin here is based on one I've found or a photo that someone sent to me. Enjoy??
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
While I miss October, one of my favorite activities is roaming around post-Halloween and documenting all the jack-o-lanterns in various states of decay. Every pumpkin here is based on one I've found or a photo that someone sent to me. Enjoy??
INVISIBLE MAN
(I heard some people have snow???)
(I heard some people have snow???)
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
INVISIBLE MAN
(I heard some people have snow???)
(I heard some people have snow???)
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For any animator (or hobbyist pals), I'm looking for a beginners' stop motion kit for my 10 year old for Christmas. May I ask for recommendations please? We're trying not to get him a mobile phone yet (because, y'know... window to hell), so the more self-contained and analogue, the better. Thanks!
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
For any animator (or hobbyist pals), I'm looking for a beginners' stop motion kit for my 10 year old for Christmas. May I ask for recommendations please? We're trying not to get him a mobile phone yet (because, y'know... window to hell), so the more self-contained and analogue, the better. Thanks!
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Drew up a poster for what was probably my favorite movie at age 6: the Rankin-Bass/Topcraft animated feature FLIGHT OF DRAGONS
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Drew up a poster for what was probably my favorite movie at age 6: the Rankin-Bass/Topcraft animated feature FLIGHT OF DRAGONS
Struggling with comic book storage. What's the best way to keep them protected but accessible?
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Struggling with comic book storage. What's the best way to keep them protected but accessible?
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More proof that the medieval travelog genre, where guys who'd never left their village would insist with the utmost authority that yes foreign lands absolutely had shit like fire breathing chickens, is alive and well.
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
More proof that the medieval travelog genre, where guys who'd never left their village would insist with the utmost authority that yes foreign lands absolutely had shit like fire breathing chickens, is alive and well.
THE MOST HALLOWEEN YOU CAN READ TODAY www.etsy.com/listing/4389...
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
THE MOST HALLOWEEN YOU CAN READ TODAY www.etsy.com/listing/4389...
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Excerpts from my Hallowzine piece, "Don Draper Pitches Halloween Costumes" (edited and illustrated by @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social). Get the zine to read the rest! www.etsy.com/listing/4389...
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Excerpts from my Hallowzine piece, "Don Draper Pitches Halloween Costumes" (edited and illustrated by @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social). Get the zine to read the rest! www.etsy.com/listing/4389...
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MarvelVision is dead! Long love Across the Omniverse!
We're kicking things off with WATCHMEN! Watch it now or all of reality will collapse!
youtu.be/-ckE01n6eYI?...
We're kicking things off with WATCHMEN! Watch it now or all of reality will collapse!
youtu.be/-ckE01n6eYI?...
We Watched Watchmen! Episode 1 Review
YouTube video by Cinema Sangha
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October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
MarvelVision is dead! Long love Across the Omniverse!
We're kicking things off with WATCHMEN! Watch it now or all of reality will collapse!
youtu.be/-ckE01n6eYI?...
We're kicking things off with WATCHMEN! Watch it now or all of reality will collapse!
youtu.be/-ckE01n6eYI?...