kristin evelyn
@evp.bsky.social
I’m another writer. Always strange, always fancy. A woman of great taste. Sarah Siddons Lifetime Achievement Award. I’ve had posters brain since AOL and yes I will donate it to science.
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kristin evelyn
@evp.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Scandal Notes
Find glamor, glitz, gossip, and love in 1920s London! You and your friends are the talk of the town—but will a malicious journalist turn the tables?
www.choiceofgames.com
If you like my half-formed thoughts here, you might like my fully-formed fiction. Most recent work is the interactive novel Scandal Notes:
www.choiceofgames.com/hearts-choic...
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Can’t even eat your own words anymore; the machine does it for you.
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Can’t even eat your own words anymore; the machine does it for you.
As an experiment, I fed the first three chapters of my WIP into Gemini and it told me I am writing “dark academia” so now I’m digging an ostrich hole to put my head in
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 PM
As an experiment, I fed the first three chapters of my WIP into Gemini and it told me I am writing “dark academia” so now I’m digging an ostrich hole to put my head in
I have not really been “here” for awhile and I logged in to see that horrid “Truth” about Rob Reiner and yeah…I’m gone again. Find me touching ALL the grass.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I have not really been “here” for awhile and I logged in to see that horrid “Truth” about Rob Reiner and yeah…I’m gone again. Find me touching ALL the grass.
This picture represents what it felt like to be a female comic writer at conventions in the mid 2000s
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This picture represents what it felt like to be a female comic writer at conventions in the mid 2000s
@jonathanlarsen.bsky.social great spot on team human again - you and @rushkoff.com should just do a show together!
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
@jonathanlarsen.bsky.social great spot on team human again - you and @rushkoff.com should just do a show together!
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My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
This is real genius. I’m doing this. Will also work on parallel universe me, too, I’m assuming. Anyway, I’ve got mine now.
I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is real genius. I’m doing this. Will also work on parallel universe me, too, I’m assuming. Anyway, I’ve got mine now.
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Listen I’ve read some bad erotica in my chosen profession
but
but
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Listen I’ve read some bad erotica in my chosen profession
but
but
Just watched the trailers for Sunrise on the Reaping and The Moment back to back and my ADHD ass shot into the stratosphere so hard I had to pace my living room for five minutes straight
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just watched the trailers for Sunrise on the Reaping and The Moment back to back and my ADHD ass shot into the stratosphere so hard I had to pace my living room for five minutes straight
My day job requires me to order a lot of anatomy models and I like to amuse myself and annoy my colleagues by leaving messages in an ominous tone like “Your heart is in a box” and “I have your bones.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My day job requires me to order a lot of anatomy models and I like to amuse myself and annoy my colleagues by leaving messages in an ominous tone like “Your heart is in a box” and “I have your bones.”
Was worried about my eye appointment and new glasses and my husband replied without prompting, “don’t worry, hon, any place you go will have Vigilante’s silver aviators.”
And he was RIGHT. That was my actual only concern.
And he was RIGHT. That was my actual only concern.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Was worried about my eye appointment and new glasses and my husband replied without prompting, “don’t worry, hon, any place you go will have Vigilante’s silver aviators.”
And he was RIGHT. That was my actual only concern.
And he was RIGHT. That was my actual only concern.
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Dearest Pittsburgh, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! Dig into my 2025 Yinzer Holiday Gift Guide for dozens of local items for everyone on your gift list. Nothing is an ad. Share far and wide! 🖤💛
breathingspace.substack.com/p/2025-yinze...
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November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dearest Pittsburgh, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! Dig into my 2025 Yinzer Holiday Gift Guide for dozens of local items for everyone on your gift list. Nothing is an ad. Share far and wide! 🖤💛
breathingspace.substack.com/p/2025-yinze...
breathingspace.substack.com/p/2025-yinze...
I just had a moment where I thought it was Thursday - usually this happens in reverse so I’m pleasantly surprised
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I just had a moment where I thought it was Thursday - usually this happens in reverse so I’m pleasantly surprised
I have this annual tradition called Crying Multiple Times While Watching the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction and it’s happening today
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I have this annual tradition called Crying Multiple Times While Watching the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction and it’s happening today
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keep an eye out for portents and omens today, playboy
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
keep an eye out for portents and omens today, playboy
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Me too, babe. Me too.
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me too, babe. Me too.
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Our generation’s Virginia Woolf typing out a social media ad that says “it’s giving GIVING: gobble up these turkey day discounts” and throwing herself in the east river
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Our generation’s Virginia Woolf typing out a social media ad that says “it’s giving GIVING: gobble up these turkey day discounts” and throwing herself in the east river
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You’ve gotten me to $449 of $925 for Nov. rent—thank you so much!
Please share widely. Every dollar makes a difference to this chronically ill freelancer & my tottering sweetheart of an elderly dog.
Please share widely. Every dollar makes a difference to this chronically ill freelancer & my tottering sweetheart of an elderly dog.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You’ve gotten me to $449 of $925 for Nov. rent—thank you so much!
Please share widely. Every dollar makes a difference to this chronically ill freelancer & my tottering sweetheart of an elderly dog.
Please share widely. Every dollar makes a difference to this chronically ill freelancer & my tottering sweetheart of an elderly dog.
And bonus of Burn Your Village by Kiki Rockwell 🧙♀️
Burn Your Village
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October 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
And bonus of Burn Your Village by Kiki Rockwell 🧙♀️