kristin evelyn
@evp.bsky.social
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I’m another writer. Always strange, always fancy. A woman of great taste. I’ve had posters brain since AOL and yes I will donate it to science.
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evp.bsky.social
Hey
Thank you for the lovely bouquet
Got consumption, fell on my face
Now Christian’s gonna write me a play
evp.bsky.social
Person who was tired of superheroes two months ago (me):

“No, this version of Adrian Chase couldn’t be in the Suicide Squad. He’s never committed a felony. That he’s been caught for.”
evp.bsky.social
Gold star outfit, babe ⭐️
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kentremendous.bsky.social
Three-card monte is rigged against the person playing it. Whether it's fun or not is irrelevant. It's designed to make you lose. That's why you are stupid if you play.
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Art is going to be so bad when only privileged wealthy people can afford to make it.
ingloriousgigi.bsky.social
You should be concerned about the rate of authors leaving publishing. Especially from marginalized communities. This year I have seen so many authors just pack it up and go. And it's only getting worse.
evp.bsky.social
Just peacefully thinking about my manta ray facts. How flat they are.
babygirl
evp.bsky.social
Truly bad time for a No Doubt reunion. Prayers up, I guess, girl? Pretty sure you betrayed Shiva.
evp.bsky.social
Darling, that is one of my *favorite* memories. And I refuse to believe it was 16 years ago. It was like, a couple months, at best. Nothing has happened since then. Nothing at all.
evp.bsky.social
Ophelia definitely didn’t die from not being loved - she commits suicide after Hamlet killed her father and basically went full incel weirdo on her. None of this scans in the song and *cannot* feasibly scan to TS’s life.

That said, Elizabeth Taylor is a true banger.
evp.bsky.social
“I didn’t re-read Hamlet.”
Yeah. We know.
evp.bsky.social
All due respect to Taylor’s hustle, but I truly believe “your English teacher” should be able to pull off an Ophelia metaphor properly.
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magencubed.bsky.social
I assembled a list of short films you can watch right now for free this Halloween. Scary, strange, surreal, and sometimes funny, this list includes live action, stop motion, and animated films from around the world and from filmmakers you've never heard of before
Some Strange Things You Should Watch for Halloween
20 short weird, scary, funny, and surreal films you can watch right now.
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Cast your mind into the past like a net in the teeming sea playboy
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Concert tonight, theatre tomorrow, enjoying nothing, feeling like I’m in Cabaret
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I pledge allegiance to Jodie Comer (and Villanelle, since I can’t pass up any chance to mention Killing Eve)
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Watched 28 Years Later last night - sad I didn’t get to see it in a theater now because it is gorgeous. And GUTTING. I mean ugly crying on my couch
evp.bsky.social
If Isaac Chotiner asked to interview me, I would change my name and flee the country
evp.bsky.social
I’m so glad I got to fave this first
evp.bsky.social
Anyone got a bead on the After-Rapture party?
evp.bsky.social
Or the weird lavalieres that…aren’t. Puffballs?
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proptermalone.bsky.social
neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that
evp.bsky.social
A few things:
1. Oops, respect my hustle
2. It’s the mermaid emoji (holistic)
3. Strongly think we should all be going with “Vige” for pronunciation sake, if you’re level 2