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please do not contradict me
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if I was rude to you on twitter I have granted myself clemency. thank you
I use “find on page” in safari pretty frequently. thankfully the new ios update buried it behind like 8 clicks
January 25, 2026 at 12:24 AM
cmon man you can’t set us up like that
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
anyone got the full text
The FBI is a rule-bound and tight-lipped institution, but 45 current and former agents spoke to The New York Times Magazine anyway — a sign of the extreme alarm rippling through it. Many said that with the agency under Kash Patel's leadership, the U.S. is less safe. nyti.ms/4qzxs0f
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 PM
live band karaoke implies the existence of dead band karaoke
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
what’s that show where harrison ford plays the Shrin King
January 21, 2026 at 6:41 PM
who do you think usha vance’s baby’s father is
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I tried be like jay kelly
but all the clooney too sad
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
as the father of a two year old I of course have a mental working outline for frozen 3
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM
they should go ahead and arrest the final homicide of 2026. could save a lot of lives…
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
oh ok just not in winnipeg
so they’re just not releasing no other choice in canada or what
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I’m mostly through the hades 2 post game and I still haven’t had a successful axe run
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
this is so sad. it should sewer slide
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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a government agent, who murdered a civilian for peacefully protesting, flying a dont-tread-on-me flag is such a perfect distillation of the maga ethos it almost feels fake
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
they’ve made it so that the president, and his gestapo agents, cannot face traditional justice. traditional justice.
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
been playing a game lately where I write into the paper about how someone needs to (do it) and hoping they don’t publish it
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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a big difference between so-called “left wing terrorists” and the more common far right terrorists, is that the right wing ones get radicalized by these corners of online white supremacy that the GOP works as a feeder school for, and the “left” ones get radicalized by noticing there’s a gestapo now
September 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
a nuclear error. but I have no fear
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
it’s the leftovers duh
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
AI not beating the “robot I bought to fuck my wife for me” allegations
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
it’s so funny that so many elected democrats wish they were republicans but that ideology isn’t popular enough
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.

"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com

Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
“we call on all parties to abide by international law” is barely even code for “we know our guy is breaking international law and we will absolutely not do anything about it”
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM