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Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked)

Sibelius
Arvo Pärt
Nive Nielsen
The Dead Milkmen
Björk
Tuvan throat singers
The Clash
Portugal. The Man.
Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked)

Rimsky-Korsakov
Disturbed
Tool
Phil Collins
Bush
Nickelback (I'm sorry 😢)
The police
Genesis
Define your music taste in 8 artists.

Steely Dan
Al Stewart
The Stones
The Doors
Robin Trower
Fairport Convention/Richard Thompson
Warren Zevon
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ohhhhhhh yeeahhhhhh.....
Yeah...that's the stuff.
Been playing down at the beach
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“Maybe most painfully, she said, her freezer full of subsistence food — walrus, seal, fish, birds, berries — is spoiled.

That food represents “a lot of hard work,” she said.”
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Walrus scrotums are far more handsome and useful than these guys.
Check your DMs for more.
“We gotta fill our teens with sperm” say two old men who look like handbags made from walrus scrotum.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
Wisdom from Walrus: A great way to commemorate Indigenous People's Day is to help Indigenous People when disaster strikes.
Alaska got slammed again so if you have a few clams you can chip in, please help.
Western Alaska was hit hard by the recent storms. Houses floated away in Kipnuk, houses flipped over, people lost everything from the flooding that came with the storms. Please donate if you can. This group has a long history of supporting AK communities.

alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...
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😂 “Andrew Cuomo doesn’t even go here.” 😂
On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote.

zohranfornyc.com/register
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Happy Friday and Fuck ICE from this goofy-ass duck.
Arigato!
yes!chiitan is Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
LOVE YOU🤍
mmmm....anxiesomnia cups....
you got insomnia in my anxiety!
you got anxiety in my insomnia!
Reese's Anxiety Insomnia Cups™
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This is even funnier when you know they sound like squeaky dog toys.
*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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Marked this Quilted Maple keepsake box with brass inlay down ten bucks so now its just $45. Trying to pool some money for a vet appointment this weekend.

www.galdrecraft.com/product/keep...

(Kuro has been sneezing and I think its b/c of an angry tooth)
(look it up its a thing)
Not in the Arctic there wasn't.
Today I learned there was a '70s

" no bra movement"

American History classes don't teach us shit 🤬
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WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?
this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.
looks good to Walrus in that selfie!
ooo... love the mist here.
Doomscroll break. Couldn't decide which were the best videos for this, so a short thread of videos from my walk this morning.
Using gifs only, what is the first thing you’d do if you won tomorrow’s $1.8 billion Powerball?
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I seem to recall an award-bait drama film that demonstrated what happens to Nazis in Chicago.