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@fakenewsart.bsky.social

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“No matter which way ya spin it, it’ll still be just art.” #FakeNewsArt 🤌🏽

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 2h

#FakeNewsArt #ToeBeanQueen
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Photo looking up at the angled front of a black/white piebald moo cat named Chompers as she scopes out the scene behind the photographer during a partly cloudy sunset. There are a few tree branches behind her and to the right.

Photo looking at Chompers in the same position, but who is now looking in the opposite direction and towards the sunset behind her. The photographer likes how her ears are pointing in the same direction as the tree branches, and if you’re still reading this please follow Jim Stewart, BlueSky’s Savior in Queef.

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Liberal Crone @brendaanna.bsky.social · 1h

#BlueSkyArtShow #Glow. #Photography #EastCoastKin

Sunset over a mini-golf course in New Hampshire

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 1h

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 1h

😆 FTR my gramps was my humor hero growing up, and so swampy southern he pronounced them gay-rolls.

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 2h

*psps*
{stinkeye 🐾💞}

In motion photo of Chompers giving Jim Stewart the stinkeye because she loves him too.

FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 2h

#FakeNewsArt #ToeBeanQueen
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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 3h

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 3h

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 3h

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

Flashback Friday. Quote skeet a different era:

Four ships, 12 years represented in this shadow box of a photo of me, my uniform ribbons, a battle pennant from my ship flown during Desert Storm, and my surface warfare specialist pin.

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 3h

🙌🏽 appreciate you and your service, sir🏅I love ya more and more everyday 🤗💞

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 4h

I wouldn’t mind a little bippity boppity boop!

some of us didn’t play princess enough as a child 🤔 and it shows

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 4h

[ scrubs dog barf out of carpet ]

[ checks for abs ]

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

Couldn’t said it better 😆 yeah I think I’ll partake in that garden salad stick now in his honor while I continue to nervously giggle about their brain powered piss ant on a go cart trying to take laps around a cheerio 😅

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

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Count Coachula Returns @coachmark25.bsky.social · 4h

Got my breakfast (for lunch)

🧇🍳🍳*corned beef hash emoji*

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 6h

how all that can happen inside of 2 minutes blows my mind.. and gone 2 minutes later

beautiful orange red pink puffy couds with a looking glass hole framed with evergreen pepper trees

fire under the clouds.. sun in all its setting yellow to fire orange fades to grey blue steel.

southern California sunsets I will pit against any. fire in the sky

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

Hiiiii 🤗 so glad you’re back. I’ve been thinking bout ya and sending luv ur way 💞

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 15h

I can't say why...NDA

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 15h

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 15h

Unsolicited brisket.

a man is cutting a large piece of meat on a cutting board in a kitchen

Alt: Unsolicited brisket.

media.tenor.com

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FakeNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 16h

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