Tofurky Enjoyer
@farris.bsky.social
Former JCPenny model (1985-86).
San Luis Obispo, CA
San Luis Obispo, CA
Happy Thanksgiving! Next year, I’ll do my best not to be sick so it’s on time!
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving! Next year, I’ll do my best not to be sick so it’s on time!
Thomas Frank might be filled with more regret than anybody on the planet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thomas Frank might be filled with more regret than anybody on the planet.
🗣️ The pumpkin scones with cinnamon bits are out.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
🗣️ The pumpkin scones with cinnamon bits are out.
We were all a little under the weather so we kicked Thanksgiving to Saturday which means I’m having a total blast in the kitchen. Challah earlier, pumpkin scones in now, gotta bake the pie tomorrow, etc etc.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We were all a little under the weather so we kicked Thanksgiving to Saturday which means I’m having a total blast in the kitchen. Challah earlier, pumpkin scones in now, gotta bake the pie tomorrow, etc etc.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
If you’re so worried about your precious apples, pick them!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you’re so worried about your precious apples, pick them!!
Happy Thanksgiving from the otters at Morro Bay!
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the otters at Morro Bay!
These Swiss fans are hotter than a fondue!!
Malen, not shaken by the first time, runs towards the Young Boys fans again to celebrate and with a big grin.
A typical #AVFC move, Rogers recieves, glides past one and then feeds Malen, who has made that run from left to right. He cuts inside and scores. 2-0
A typical #AVFC move, Rogers recieves, glides past one and then feeds Malen, who has made that run from left to right. He cuts inside and scores. 2-0
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
These Swiss fans are hotter than a fondue!!
Unai Emery, giving a pep talk to Donyell Malen about an hour ago.
You're gonna be a bad motherfucker!
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Unai Emery, giving a pep talk to Donyell Malen about an hour ago.
Watching Youri Tielemans play.
I like that.
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Watching Youri Tielemans play.
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
Somehow that Frankenstein movie was both better and worse than I expected.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Somehow that Frankenstein movie was both better and worse than I expected.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
One indicator that DOGE has evaporated from the public consciousness is that the libs of San Luis Obispo feel safe buying the new model Teslas again. Nature is healing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One indicator that DOGE has evaporated from the public consciousness is that the libs of San Luis Obispo feel safe buying the new model Teslas again. Nature is healing.
Celebrating this Thanksgiving in the most traditional way possible: by acquiring a medieval disease.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Celebrating this Thanksgiving in the most traditional way possible: by acquiring a medieval disease.
Frannie,, chill out.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Frannie,, chill out.
Delivery may be available in your area*
*Leeds metro area only
*Leeds metro area only
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Delivery may be available in your area*
*Leeds metro area only
*Leeds metro area only
Malen and Maatsen substitution?
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Malen and Maatsen substitution?
Party Your Way to Success with Dave Farris
“I’m crossfaded on Benadryl and Diet Coke”
@farris.bsky.social
@farris.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Party Your Way to Success with Dave Farris
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
(some of my faves who were implicated)
“Not for me, thanks.”
“Not for me, thanks.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
(some of my faves who were implicated)
“Not for me, thanks.”
“Not for me, thanks.”
That’s right. (w @marcusborton.bsky.social)
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That’s right. (w @marcusborton.bsky.social)
Okay two different flight attendants have noticed my King Arthur Flour hat and we’ve talked baking. Everything is fixed again.
Flying might be the most irredeemable activity in this country. There is nothing anyone can do to fix it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Okay two different flight attendants have noticed my King Arthur Flour hat and we’ve talked baking. Everything is fixed again.