Ricky Sixpillows
@fauxmosapien.bsky.social
A normal functioning adult human being and nobody can prove otherwise. He/Him, tangata tiriti, queer, fat, C-PTSD, dungeon master, latibulator, neurospicy.
My prediction is that this will become verbatim ACT policy before the election. Could also be National but it doesn't feel very Finlayson.
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Jury trials scrapped for crimes with sentences of less than three years
The reforms are being brought in to tackle unprecedented delays in the Crown Court.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My prediction is that this will become verbatim ACT policy before the election. Could also be National but it doesn't feel very Finlayson.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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This is a microaggression
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This is a microaggression
Seriously considering whether 'just knocked back a bottle of wine' is in fact the optimal condition to live life in. This is radical self acceptance btw, not alcoholism. No interventions pls.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Seriously considering whether 'just knocked back a bottle of wine' is in fact the optimal condition to live life in. This is radical self acceptance btw, not alcoholism. No interventions pls.
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A new analysis of more than 10,000 first-time drink-driving cases reveals a troubling disparity.
Māori face harsher sentences than NZ Europeans for similar drink-driving offences – with lasting consequences
theconversation.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
A new analysis of more than 10,000 first-time drink-driving cases reveals a troubling disparity.
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“The Hidden Penalty: How Māori Face Double Injustice in New Zealand’s Criminal Courts” - 27 November 2025
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“The Hidden Penalty: How Māori Face Double Injustice in New Zealand’s Criminal Courts” - 27 November 2025
The Crime Isn’t the Offence—It’s the Verdict
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
“The Hidden Penalty: How Māori Face Double Injustice in New Zealand’s Criminal Courts” - 27 November 2025
open.substack.com/pub/themaori...
open.substack.com/pub/themaori...
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I had a wee kōrero with Ryan Bridges and Simon Watts in the Herald Now politics slot this morning.
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/mcskimmin...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/mcskimmin...
'McSkimming Fallout & Law and Order Clash: Watts and Russell Go Head-to-Head
National’s Simon Watts and Labour’s Deborah Russell spar over the McSkimming scandal, prison escape fallout, and what the new regulatory standards bill really means.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I had a wee kōrero with Ryan Bridges and Simon Watts in the Herald Now politics slot this morning.
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/mcskimmin...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/mcskimmin...
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What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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"that stat ... about the average beneficiary being on a benefit for 18 years, isn’t what she makes it sound like.
It’s a modelling estimate ... that projects how long people might receive a main benefit over their lifetime"
#NZPol #Beneficiaries #EmilyWrites
www.emilywrites.co.nz/the-governme...
It’s a modelling estimate ... that projects how long people might receive a main benefit over their lifetime"
#NZPol #Beneficiaries #EmilyWrites
www.emilywrites.co.nz/the-governme...
The government's creative storytelling must be addressed
Today, I'm happy to share a guest post from one of the best people I know. My dear friend Helen Gilby is so bright and so funny. And y’all loved her last posts, Seymour's Aotearoa: How to Lose a Count...
www.emilywrites.co.nz
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"that stat ... about the average beneficiary being on a benefit for 18 years, isn’t what she makes it sound like.
It’s a modelling estimate ... that projects how long people might receive a main benefit over their lifetime"
#NZPol #Beneficiaries #EmilyWrites
www.emilywrites.co.nz/the-governme...
It’s a modelling estimate ... that projects how long people might receive a main benefit over their lifetime"
#NZPol #Beneficiaries #EmilyWrites
www.emilywrites.co.nz/the-governme...
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The job market is literally taking the piss right now
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The job market is literally taking the piss right now
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Social investment: Round 1: Government Wins, Children in Poverty Lose
September 26, 2025
www.cpag.org.nz/commentary/s...
#nzpol
September 26, 2025
www.cpag.org.nz/commentary/s...
#nzpol
Social investment: Round 1: Government Wins, Children in Poverty Lose — Child Poverty Action Group
The first round of funding for the community sector Social Investment approach closed this week and it charts a clear path - one where ending child poverty loses, writes Child Poverty Action Group exe...
www.cpag.org.nz
September 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Social investment: Round 1: Government Wins, Children in Poverty Lose
September 26, 2025
www.cpag.org.nz/commentary/s...
#nzpol
September 26, 2025
www.cpag.org.nz/commentary/s...
#nzpol
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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a friend and I have been debating whether the alleged Kirk shooter was either a "dirtbag left cumtown chapo stupidpol poster" or if he was an "irony poisoned, terminally online, neonazi groyper type" given the gun casings, which shows just how impenetrable this is going to be for MSM
September 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
a friend and I have been debating whether the alleged Kirk shooter was either a "dirtbag left cumtown chapo stupidpol poster" or if he was an "irony poisoned, terminally online, neonazi groyper type" given the gun casings, which shows just how impenetrable this is going to be for MSM
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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Why does bluesky start acting like they have shareholders every time something bad happens to an asshole
September 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why does bluesky start acting like they have shareholders every time something bad happens to an asshole
While I obviously consider blue sky the superior platform, when it comes to unapologetically celebrating murder via memes twitter still has the goods.
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
While I obviously consider blue sky the superior platform, when it comes to unapologetically celebrating murder via memes twitter still has the goods.
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
Brilliant maneuvering by our government, in exchange for kowtowing, inviting foreign intelligence to open a branch, and insulting our main trade partner we receive an additional 5% tariff on exports to the US.
Luxon and Peters playing that 6 dimensional chess no doubt.
Luxon and Peters playing that 6 dimensional chess no doubt.
August 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Brilliant maneuvering by our government, in exchange for kowtowing, inviting foreign intelligence to open a branch, and insulting our main trade partner we receive an additional 5% tariff on exports to the US.
Luxon and Peters playing that 6 dimensional chess no doubt.
Luxon and Peters playing that 6 dimensional chess no doubt.
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A very good long piece on AoNZ & climate which details why (among other things) the oil & gas reversal is utterly batshit on so many levels including economic ones. As these decisions become more obviously irrational, the justifications are becoming equally insane.
drilled.media/news/new-zea...
drilled.media/news/new-zea...
“Ideological Sludge”: How New Zealand Is Quiet Quitting Climate Action
New Zealand once stood out as a world leader on climate change. In June it became the first country in the world to abandon a commitment to phase out oil, gas and coal.
drilled.media
July 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
A very good long piece on AoNZ & climate which details why (among other things) the oil & gas reversal is utterly batshit on so many levels including economic ones. As these decisions become more obviously irrational, the justifications are becoming equally insane.
drilled.media/news/new-zea...
drilled.media/news/new-zea...
Protip for any social service scrambling for funding under this government. 'Wraparound service' is out: sounds like a hug, very feminine, gives woke. In this season: 'multidisciplinary approach'. Rigorous and sciencey sounding, give it a new name and they won't notice it's the same service.
July 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Protip for any social service scrambling for funding under this government. 'Wraparound service' is out: sounds like a hug, very feminine, gives woke. In this season: 'multidisciplinary approach'. Rigorous and sciencey sounding, give it a new name and they won't notice it's the same service.
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Benefits monthly data day 🧵
Blimey. We're busting above the grim forecasts Treasury and MSD put out two months ago (again). That's despite 120 kiwis leaving the country every day (net).
Buckle in, there's more... [1/n]
Blimey. We're busting above the grim forecasts Treasury and MSD put out two months ago (again). That's despite 120 kiwis leaving the country every day (net).
Buckle in, there's more... [1/n]
July 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Benefits monthly data day 🧵
Blimey. We're busting above the grim forecasts Treasury and MSD put out two months ago (again). That's despite 120 kiwis leaving the country every day (net).
Buckle in, there's more... [1/n]
Blimey. We're busting above the grim forecasts Treasury and MSD put out two months ago (again). That's despite 120 kiwis leaving the country every day (net).
Buckle in, there's more... [1/n]