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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 6h

Totally would not shock me if he just bulldozes the entire White House by the end of his term.

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Anna F. Walker @spyglassart.bsky.social · 19h

Round Robin.

#art #birds

An illustration of a rotund robin on a plain background.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 7h

This is Shrimpy. He arrived at the shelter with severe hypothermia after eating an unknown toxin. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover his $4,300 hospital bill, medication, and bloodwork. He's feeling much better now, and he was adopted by his foster family ❤️‍🩹

a photo of a small blonde dog, named Shrimpy, standing on a puppy pad, staring into the camera. a human is gently holding his head in their hands.

Shrimpy is now being held in the arms of a human as he stares intensely into the camera. his magnificent ears are on high alert.

Shrimpy is once again in the arms of a human, but this time the duo is in a house. the two of them happily stare into the camera.

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 9h

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5h

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 8h

Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

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Katie Harbath @katieharbath.bsky.social · 9h

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23h

The movie "Independence Day" didn't even attempt to explore the idea that maybe the aliens were flying by Earth and smelled BBQ

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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 19h

iron mountain peaches, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1908

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

This is Poet. He would have really crushed it as a barista in the early to mid-2010s. Born in the wrong decade smh. 12/10

a light blond golden retriever puppy wearing an olive green beanie sits on a picnic table in a park. the trees in the background are green and orange with fall foliage. his floppy green beanie is pulled down on his noggin, pressing a line of his fluffy forehead fur forward, and gluing his ears to the sides of his face. he looks ever so slightly downcast that no one understands him. photo credit wat.ki on instagram

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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 1d

cashew nuts, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1909

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

Me right now

Dan Sheehan
@ItsDanSheehan
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It's that magical time of year where you can eat 2-3 good apples a day, just go absolutely pony mode
5:40 PM • 10/5/23 from Earth • 908K Views

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13h

Still feels like Trump literally demolishing the White House is lazy writing and way too on the nose, even for a metaphor.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23h

mom said it’s my turn on the White House bulldozer

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Evelyndroid's Aperture Séance and Spooky Spood-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 22h

Miniscule Mr Neonella camillae 🖤
#EmotionalSupportSpood #Arachtober

Tiny black jumping spider with orange legs and white palps, peering up at you from a twig. The sand grain is as big as his face

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 1d

Sneaking my own kitten into the theater to avoid paying concession kitten prices. Postcard from my collection, no documented date/info.

Black and white photo of a shorthaired white and tabby kitten, popping out of the top of a dark leather purse.

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 1d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 15h

“I found my mother and father,” said Frog. “We came safely home.”

Frog and his mother and father race to the safety of their home.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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in the pocket of Big Tenant @allezlesboulez.bsky.social · 1d

every picture of the white house demolition reminds me of this

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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 1d

coreless & seedless apples, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1905

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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 13h

Mama brought her baby by last night!

She still has a few stripes, so she's probably around four months old.

Unfortunately, I was sleeping and missed the visit. But she'll most likely start bringing her by more now. Prepare for baby tapir videos! At @casabentbill.bsky.social

#tapirs #costarica

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 23h

Updating my LEGO White House

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Nanette K @nanette-k.bsky.social · 1d

Pix from today’s walk, skeletons signing the United States Constitution.

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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 15h

I was telling a story at dinner about how when my husband vacuums too close to me, Lola will attack the vacuum to protect me, and the reaction from the group was "your husband vacuums?!" and like, yeah? he's an adult?

I am once again very concerned about the other husbands out there

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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 16h

cotter apples, painted by bertha heiges, 1904

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21h

Frog and Toad stayed on the island all afternoon. They ate wet sandwiches without iced tea. They were two close friends sitting alone together.

Frog and Toad sitting on the island together, reveling in their friendship.

From "Alone"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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