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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1d

Alan Dershowitz, what time is the show?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Mike Johnson lies shamelessly: "Core inflation is nearing its lowest level in four years." (Inflation actually ticked up in September.)

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I voted to fund the government on September 18. Here we are on November 6. And the House has not been in session since then. I truly believe that's an utter failure. You can't expect people to show up and be passionate about voting for you when you're not even going to work"

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Iwascuredallright @firemuskintothesun.bsky.social · 17h

Who are the Seps?

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SanMarcos 🍒🚤⚓ Meme thief @sanmarcos.bsky.social · 20h

President Zelensky spoke with Lithuanian leader Gitanas Nausėda.
"Now, before the start of winter, when we need energy support, Lithuania is again ready to help us. Gitanas offered support regarding gas. Thank you for that. We agreed that our teams will work together," he said.

t.me/realua1/107194

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20h

She's 85 years old. That might have something to do with retiring.

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🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 @militarynewsua.bsky.social · 18h

❗️The 🇷🇺Russian Lukoil refinery in Volgograd has ceased operations following a nighttime drone attack — Reuters

Sources told the outlet that the attack damaged the main processing unit AVT-5, with a capacity of 66,700 barrels per day,

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 2d

Still, we have things to look forward to

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 2d

This is how a real President is supposed to act

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3d

With all these extrajudicial boat murders, we have a president who is not only an adjudicated rapist, but also an unapprehended serial killer.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d

Proving yet again how closely he studied Goebbels.

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🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 @militarynewsua.bsky.social · 3d

❗️Construction of a plant by 🇩🇪German defense giant Rheinmetall for the production of 155-mm artillery shells has begun in 🇱🇹Lithuania.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

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Alom Shaha @alomshaha.bsky.social · 3d

Hope he gets to be British without the scare quotes.

Pam Nash @pamnashes.bsky.social · 3d

Samir Zitouni, a genuine hero, we thank you! 🙌🏼
‘Train hero who saved passengers during attack named’

Train hero who saved passengers during attack named

The rail worker credited with saving multiple lives is named as Samir Zitouni.

www.bbc.com

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Matt @matthewblott.bsky.social · 5d

Ho ho ho

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 5d

Instead of using the infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare, why not give them a task they are more suited to, like helping to move furniture up tight staircases, whilst wearing a frankly incongruous bowler hat?

It’s like these university brain boffins just don’t want to succeed.

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Ukraine Support 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @blue24world.bsky.social · 5d

🇷🇺 Russian strike on Zaporizhzhia cuts electricity to almost 60,000 people
#Russia #Ukraine
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Russian strike on Zaporizhzhia cuts electricity to almost 60,000 people

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 5d

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

A grouchy-looking gray cat with white eyebrows and a white moustache who is totally judging your life decisions.

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RoseMarie @rosesbloom24.bsky.social · 5d

“Pam, Pam, sorry. You got a little shit on your nose there,” she’s told during a White House meeting early in Friday’s episode. 😆

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'South Park' Depicts Pam Bondi As A Brown-Noser In A Disturbingly Literal Way

The show roasted the attorney general by showing her in an increasingly crappy predicament.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5d

RFK, Jr. claims that Donald Trump is one of the most empathetic people he's ever known, which means RFK, Jr. is one of the stupidest people to ever exist and/or one of the most shameless liars to ever exist.

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Iwascuredallright @firemuskintothesun.bsky.social · 6d

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Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body) (feat. Project Pat, Young D & Superpower) - Explicit Album Version

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Iwascuredallright @firemuskintothesun.bsky.social · 6d

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No Escapin' This

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6d

Mike Johnson has the House adjourned for 42 days, Trump just came back from a week in Asia, remodeled a WH bathroom and flew to Palm Beach for a golf weekend, they refuse to negotiate with Dems, Dems had to sue to get Trump to release SNAP funds, but Republicans are blaming Dems.

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Iwascuredallright @firemuskintothesun.bsky.social · 6d

Unlikely to be true but still funny.

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