Flabberghaster
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This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
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We're openly conducting an ethnic cleansing campaign within our country
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We're openly conducting an ethnic cleansing campaign within our country
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Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
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Shit like this is why it’s been fuck AI from day one. Always where it was heading.
The White House posted an edited photo of the activist involved in the Minneapolis church protest, made to look like she was crying.
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Shit like this is why it’s been fuck AI from day one. Always where it was heading.
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This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
"We all agree we GOTTA get out 'the bad ones'" No, we don't, because we've seen that when you give the fascists that inch they'll take a mile. Every time they kill someone, they claim they 'weaponized their vehicle' and are immediately disproven. It has to stop. Completely. Imprison every DHS agent.
Instead of targeting "the worst of the worst,” Trump orders ICE to violently provoke—dragging law abiding families from their homes, churches, schools, and health care facilities. Important for neighbors to make full use of the power of nonviolent protest against these injustices.
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 AM
"We all agree we GOTTA get out 'the bad ones'" No, we don't, because we've seen that when you give the fascists that inch they'll take a mile. Every time they kill someone, they claim they 'weaponized their vehicle' and are immediately disproven. It has to stop. Completely. Imprison every DHS agent.
If you are a stupid and sadistic thug with no skills and a penchant for domestic violence, have I got the job for you!
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
If you are a stupid and sadistic thug with no skills and a penchant for domestic violence, have I got the job for you!
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There is one word in the English language that explains what Minneapolis is experiencing right now: tyranny.
We are under assault by a tyrannical government and its little jackbooted commandant. We are going to keep fighting, and we will win, stand with us.
We are under assault by a tyrannical government and its little jackbooted commandant. We are going to keep fighting, and we will win, stand with us.
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
There is one word in the English language that explains what Minneapolis is experiencing right now: tyranny.
We are under assault by a tyrannical government and its little jackbooted commandant. We are going to keep fighting, and we will win, stand with us.
We are under assault by a tyrannical government and its little jackbooted commandant. We are going to keep fighting, and we will win, stand with us.
In ten years there's gonna be movies about how traumatized the DHS agents occupying Minneapolis are, mark my words.
January 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
In ten years there's gonna be movies about how traumatized the DHS agents occupying Minneapolis are, mark my words.
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Call your reps and yell at them - I just called and I got halfway through my sentence and the aid was like "they're voting no!" lol
find your rep > reps.fyi
find your rep > reps.fyi
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Call your reps and yell at them - I just called and I got halfway through my sentence and the aid was like "they're voting no!" lol
find your rep > reps.fyi
find your rep > reps.fyi
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look at this baby in his little hat
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January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
look at this baby in his little hat
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
We invented a new tech that will leave most workers destitute and unemployable, all the money they rely on we'll get instead. One day, it may turn into terminators and shoot everyone with guns and missiles. Also everything it writes is vapid and empty.
You better start using it or we may go broke.
You better start using it or we may go broke.
i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
We invented a new tech that will leave most workers destitute and unemployable, all the money they rely on we'll get instead. One day, it may turn into terminators and shoot everyone with guns and missiles. Also everything it writes is vapid and empty.
You better start using it or we may go broke.
You better start using it or we may go broke.
I'm hearing word that Donald John Trump, 47th President of the United States of America, has shit himself to death with uncontrollable diarrhea. He slipped and fell down in it and some got in his lungs and he couldn't cough it out and he suffocated.
He will be missed.
He will be missed.
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I'm hearing word that Donald John Trump, 47th President of the United States of America, has shit himself to death with uncontrollable diarrhea. He slipped and fell down in it and some got in his lungs and he couldn't cough it out and he suffocated.
He will be missed.
He will be missed.
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hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
Should we abolish the Schutzstaffel? Moderates concerned this radical demand will hurt their chances in the Reichstag next election cycle.
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Should we abolish the Schutzstaffel? Moderates concerned this radical demand will hurt their chances in the Reichstag next election cycle.
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The Cool Zone is rapidly descending on Minnesota and I'm scared as shit for everyone there.
FBI, Pentagon Ready Possible Minnesota Surge to Back ICE
“The FBI is sending messages to its agents nationwide seeking volunteers to temporarily transfer to Minneapolis.”
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“The FBI is sending messages to its agents nationwide seeking volunteers to temporarily transfer to Minneapolis.”
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US Readies FBI, Troops for Possible Minnesota Surge to Back ICE
The US is taking steps to vastly increase the number of law enforcement agents and potentially send military personnel to Minneapolis, where immigration agents have tangled with residents protesting t...
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January 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The Cool Zone is rapidly descending on Minnesota and I'm scared as shit for everyone there.
The ethnic cleansing campaign being carried out in politically disfavored provinces of a declining empire as the government's legitimacy is less and less respected accompanied by increasingly violent government troops is very distracting to me.
damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The ethnic cleansing campaign being carried out in politically disfavored provinces of a declining empire as the government's legitimacy is less and less respected accompanied by increasingly violent government troops is very distracting to me.
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im going to say this. im genuinely very proud of most of you. the people out there trying to impoverish, jail, and/or kill us drove themselves insane on much less than we are enduring right now, while most of you have not yet gone insane. very good work. treat yourself to pizza or somesuch today
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
im going to say this. im genuinely very proud of most of you. the people out there trying to impoverish, jail, and/or kill us drove themselves insane on much less than we are enduring right now, while most of you have not yet gone insane. very good work. treat yourself to pizza or somesuch today
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once again saying: our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
once again saying: our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse.
ICE agents: we will liquidate the disgusting mud people infesting our white nation and any race traitors who harbor these mongrels.
Democrats: here's three billion more dollars, please take a sensitivity class.
Democrats: here's three billion more dollars, please take a sensitivity class.
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
ICE agents: we will liquidate the disgusting mud people infesting our white nation and any race traitors who harbor these mongrels.
Democrats: here's three billion more dollars, please take a sensitivity class.
Democrats: here's three billion more dollars, please take a sensitivity class.
Send federal agents to grab all the ballots and voting machines and say it's a fraud investigation. Arrest the opposition candidate on trumped up charges. Put federal agents polling places have them grabbing people to scare people out of voting. Plenty of ways without technically cancelling it.
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Send federal agents to grab all the ballots and voting machines and say it's a fraud investigation. Arrest the opposition candidate on trumped up charges. Put federal agents polling places have them grabbing people to scare people out of voting. Plenty of ways without technically cancelling it.
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