Flabberghaster
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BREAKING: SCOTUS to review whether 14th Amendment to the Constitution unconstitutional.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
BREAKING: SCOTUS to review whether 14th Amendment to the Constitution unconstitutional.
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Blown the fuck out
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Blown the fuck out
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Palmer Luckey helped develop a failed XBox accessory one time and now we always have to hear about his comic-book villain bullshit. But the guy who made the Atari Jaguar, who now schemes to destroy Earth's atmosphere to sell privatized oxygen, still toils in obscurity
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Palmer Luckey helped develop a failed XBox accessory one time and now we always have to hear about his comic-book villain bullshit. But the guy who made the Atari Jaguar, who now schemes to destroy Earth's atmosphere to sell privatized oxygen, still toils in obscurity
AI companies have stolen the sparkle emoji. We must reclaim it.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
AI companies have stolen the sparkle emoji. We must reclaim it.
These diabolical bastards refused to inmediately die after we shot them with missiles. A clear act of hostility against the security of the United States.
Misinterpreting the most vulnerable and self-defensive attempt to survive as a hostile act? Who do you think you are, a cop?
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
These diabolical bastards refused to inmediately die after we shot them with missiles. A clear act of hostility against the security of the United States.
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I’m not victim blaming I’m just victim asking why
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m not victim blaming I’m just victim asking why
I believe everyone should be allowed to have a hobby, but only ones that I find interesting. I don't enjoy hearing about sports for instance so those should be illegal. But I do like biking so posting about that should be allowed.
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I believe everyone should be allowed to have a hobby, but only ones that I find interesting. I don't enjoy hearing about sports for instance so those should be illegal. But I do like biking so posting about that should be allowed.
I'm a True American Patriot, I love baseball and apple pie. I just want to be left alone to work hard at my honest job and I believe it's no business of the government where anyone was born. Telling people who can and can't cross what lines where, that to me is government overreach.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm a True American Patriot, I love baseball and apple pie. I just want to be left alone to work hard at my honest job and I believe it's no business of the government where anyone was born. Telling people who can and can't cross what lines where, that to me is government overreach.
I really don't engage with AI much because every time I do it proves unreliable enough that I find it easier to do without it. And I'm against using on principle as well. But some people are so dependent on it that they can't function without it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I really don't engage with AI much because every time I do it proves unreliable enough that I find it easier to do without it. And I'm against using on principle as well. But some people are so dependent on it that they can't function without it.
I believe resisting arrest should be legal. You can't have a law that says "if we try to put you in a cage and you try not to let us that's not allowed." Unreasonable.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I believe resisting arrest should be legal. You can't have a law that says "if we try to put you in a cage and you try not to let us that's not allowed." Unreasonable.
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Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
Every few months I decide to let up on my anti-LLM stance and try one to find something and each time I'm proven correct for having it. I used google AI mode to try to find a link to a specific ITYSL sketch and it just kept saying it was on their youtube account. It is not on their YT account!
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Every few months I decide to let up on my anti-LLM stance and try one to find something and each time I'm proven correct for having it. I used google AI mode to try to find a link to a specific ITYSL sketch and it just kept saying it was on their youtube account. It is not on their YT account!
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I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
Damn the busses in Minneapolis are so much better than they were the last time I was here. It's actually really really great.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Damn the busses in Minneapolis are so much better than they were the last time I was here. It's actually really really great.
It's so crazy to have Robert Evans do ad reads for Sniffys Cruising Confessions.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It's so crazy to have Robert Evans do ad reads for Sniffys Cruising Confessions.
My name is Ryan Lizza. In part three of my essay series, I recount how I was cuckolded by Balthazar Thorm.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
My name is Ryan Lizza. In part three of my essay series, I recount how I was cuckolded by Balthazar Thorm.
Guy who's indignant that frequent fliers on the Lolita Express are being criticized: "Just because he's a pedophile doesn't mean his expertise at economics is any less valuable. Textbook ad hominem attack."
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Guy who's indignant that frequent fliers on the Lolita Express are being criticized: "Just because he's a pedophile doesn't mean his expertise at economics is any less valuable. Textbook ad hominem attack."
Every day on this app, I struggle valiantly against my innate "Oh is there a sporpsball?" guy impulses. You should all be grateful to me.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Every day on this app, I struggle valiantly against my innate "Oh is there a sporpsball?" guy impulses. You should all be grateful to me.
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the moral of the story here is, after committing a serious crime, immediately google
• how to prove innocence falsely accused
• normal to feel deep empathy for others?
• recipes that take four hours to make starting at 9pm
• how to report legitimate windfall to irs reddit
• best orphan charities
• how to prove innocence falsely accused
• normal to feel deep empathy for others?
• recipes that take four hours to make starting at 9pm
• how to report legitimate windfall to irs reddit
• best orphan charities
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the moral of the story here is, after committing a serious crime, immediately google
• how to prove innocence falsely accused
• normal to feel deep empathy for others?
• recipes that take four hours to make starting at 9pm
• how to report legitimate windfall to irs reddit
• best orphan charities
• how to prove innocence falsely accused
• normal to feel deep empathy for others?
• recipes that take four hours to make starting at 9pm
• how to report legitimate windfall to irs reddit
• best orphan charities
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Stand up comedian who passes memes he's printed out among the audience and the riffs on them
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Stand up comedian who passes memes he's printed out among the audience and the riffs on them
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leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this