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Flibby
@flibby.bsky.social
Denver beertender and Twitter veteran (she/her)

Local Bingo stuff: @libbingo.com
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Is Sneakernight a holiday? Asking for a me
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call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again
She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I am:

-in a new city
-on a bus
-v happy
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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it’s above 40 degrees in february and so I am unfortunately spring-pilled. I’ve got the windows open and I’m thinking about clearing off the grill. I am confident this heatwave will continue forever and I will not have my heart broken by another 48 inches of snow in march
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Me: -checking my transit app for the next bus-

@maxonemillion.bsky.social: "are you on sniffies?!"
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I'm about to go see a play and turn my phone off for 2 hours

Mitch McConnell please don't die while I'm gone I don't wanna miss it
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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i have to stay online because could you imagine if it happens and i’m off “touching grass” or “spending quality time with my family” oh god
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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if im being wheeled into the operating room and there's some fuckass AI scalpel gameboy in there you can go ahead and kill me normal style instead
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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good time to bring back this all timer:
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
You can just make fondue with your best friends for lunch on a Friday it's not even illegal or anything
February 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Tonight's the night, Denver! Find me at Bear Creek Distillery:

Four rounds of music video bingo, free to play, prizes, and fabulous craft cocktails! Game starts at 6:00, you may want to come early and find a seat!
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I really don't think I'll ever be this comfortable again for the rest of my life
This is who runs this account
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
No, trivia host, I'm not cheating on my phone, I'm checking if McConnell died yet
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Going to show up at Johnson's door with the word "WARRANT" written on the back of my grocery store receipt
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I'm at the library and the staff keeps talking about Libby the app and I keep turning around because I hear my name 😂
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Did you mark your calendar for Thursday? We have 4 rounds of FREE music video bingo to play at Bear Creek Distillery! Try your luck at winning some prizes while enjoying craft cocktails with spirits made on-site! See you there!
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
There's one man I respect and it's ConcernedApe
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Uncaptured but totally happened and you have to believe me: an entire bar of people doing the Taylor Swift "Trouble" goat scream. I still have chills 🥰
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Denver, look, I don't know how else to tell you that music video bingo is the most fun ever. Let me show you
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Mr Johnson is the character of the decade YEAH I SAID IT
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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I am once again asking organizers of alcohol centered festivals to think about transit accessibility.
January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM