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Engineer (not the trains kind)
Woman (the trains kind🏳️‍⚧️)
40 something if that matters?
Sometimes rambles about magical creatures.
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Say hello to our little ball of cuteness! A rare southern three-banded armadillo pup was recently born to proud parents Vespa & Scooter. At just two months old, this tiny newcomer marks only the second healthy armadillo pup born at the Zoo in our 121-year history, making this arrival extra special!
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Did longsword today, first time in almost a year. Also my first time ever going to an explicitly queer-only event and it was pretty neat.
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
tiger sweater is peak
It's also sweater season for the animal lovers among us!
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Nothing can hold us down…

#ShroomScrolling
#FungiFriends 🍄🍄‍🟫
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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Well this is certainly a vibe
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · Dec 28
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December 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
Boyfriend indistinguishable from fidget toy
An autistic woman’s boyfriend reportedly does everything a fidget spinner can – and everything it can’t. Ryan Wilkins, 33, allegedly has many excellent qualities or something, but most importantly he…
thedailytism.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
slightly diminish a band

Radiohat
slightly diminish a band

Mumford & Son
slightly diminish a band

The Manslaughterers
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 AM
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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I'm sorry I yelled "Up, periscope!" at your penis during sex
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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I love sharks.
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Can we normalize mysterious, floating orbs?
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Well this is certainly a vibe
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · Dec 28
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December 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Descent 2 (1996)
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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existential question: does the santapillar have a beard? if so, how does it crawl without tripping?
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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in the uk they only let you kiss girls in certain zones... it's truly tragic how draconian this place has become
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I am in awe. The folks at ReBoot ReWind have done something astonishing. A remarkable feat of engineering, ingenuity and love. Check it out and give them some ReBooty love in return.

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WE SAVED REBOOT
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December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I was looking for an anniversary gift for @jsking.bsky.social, I was served a random ad for a Star Trek advent calendar which I bought without really thinking about it. On December 1, he *really* looked at it.
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Some Amanita Muscaria var. Guessowii for vintage yellow vibes this morning.

#mushrooms #fungifriends #mycology #macrophoto #naturelovers
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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GOOD LORD, sorry, and hello everyone.

Illness, and a bit more illness, an international move, a new job. Jesus. I can't respond to DMs yet because of a UK ID rule.

I will be emailing folks about issues 1 and 2 over the next week to see if they are still interested in being included.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM