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@floppyflower.bsky.social
Engineer (not the trains kind)
Woman (the trains kind🏳️‍⚧️)
40 something if that matters?
Rambles about magical creatures.
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existential question: does the santapillar have a beard? if so, how does it crawl without tripping?
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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in the uk they only let you kiss girls in certain zones... it's truly tragic how draconian this place has become
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I am in awe. The folks at ReBoot ReWind have done something astonishing. A remarkable feat of engineering, ingenuity and love. Check it out and give them some ReBooty love in return.

youtu.be/L00jx-GH2w8?...
WE SAVED REBOOT
YouTube video by ReBoot ReWind
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I was looking for an anniversary gift for @jsking.bsky.social, I was served a random ad for a Star Trek advent calendar which I bought without really thinking about it. On December 1, he *really* looked at it.
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Some Amanita Muscaria var. Guessowii for vintage yellow vibes this morning.

#mushrooms #fungifriends #mycology #macrophoto #naturelovers
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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GOOD LORD, sorry, and hello everyone.

Illness, and a bit more illness, an international move, a new job. Jesus. I can't respond to DMs yet because of a UK ID rule.

I will be emailing folks about issues 1 and 2 over the next week to see if they are still interested in being included.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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strong floor no ceiling I grunt as I hit my 15th rep at the open air kegel class at the community center
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
existential question: does the santapillar have a beard? if so, how does it crawl without tripping?
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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今日2食目なんだよ。許してくれ。ラーメン!
#くるまやラーメン
#青空ごはん部
#飯テロ
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Me wondering if there's something on my face when strangers openly stare at me today and remembering oh no that's right I have The Genders
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Anyway, in the spirit of what posting sites are really about
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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need more pictures of trans girls pointing at funny business names
October 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Nice to see more #fungi appearing for #MushroomMonday #FungiFriends. 🔁 from top left, lots of Persistent Waxcaps, Pestle Puffball, Redlead Roundhead, a white Poisonpie with fascinating weeping gills and lastly centre, a beautiful blush Brittlegill - possibly The Flirt? 🤔☺️
September 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My Uber driver seems to be wearing the entire bottle of aftershave. Why are people like this recently?
September 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Geocities from 1997, back when we surfed the web.
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.

The current climate is especially accelerating this.

Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You ever have one of those low mental health weeks where you feel like a helpless passenger as you keep making things worse?
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM