TheOatmealPancakes
forgottenman.bsky.social
TheOatmealPancakes
@forgottenman.bsky.social
Avid hunter of meaningless trinkets.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Ads on the internet used to be creepily hyper specific to what you searched now everything seems specifically targeted at someone who is 60+ and in the early stages of cognitive decline
May 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Every recent news about the Epstein Files have been like:
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Chickens have a tendency to eat anything, including their own eggs and even each other on occasions. So surely, that logic can apply to the Blaziken line too, right? 😂
January 28, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Made a makeshift cat shelter for the alley cats during the storm. Hope it helps
January 24, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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i'm feeling a little uneasy about F1 getting a best picture nomination for two reasons. first, a quick look at the grid suggests to me that this is just the 6th of what will ultimately be a 70-film franchise. second, i thought it was fairly contrived that the patrol boat just happened to be there
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Funniest thing I’ve ever scene, and not just because I got paid $5 to say this.
whats the difference between a witch and a watch?
one wrists watches the other wrsitstes watches
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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whats the difference between a witch and a watch?
one wrists watches the other wrsitstes watches
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Will be opening up $10 commissions again today if anyone is interested in a silly doodle of smth. 😊 All money we had went to bills and I got to get my cat some litter and more food.
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Testing some new Markers still, have a Torchic who thinks it's Agent 47 😂
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Why did God bless me with the Gift of Art when I use it to draw shitpost art for my friends instead of creating proper masterpieces?

Anyways, would you get in this Taxi? #Pokemon #Gothitelle #CrazyTaxi
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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チコリータみっけ
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Gonna be a rough month for me due to some irl family stuff. Hoping things don't get too bad or else I'll have to bust ass finding commissions to help keep things stable around here.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Considering Covid checks, I wonder if Universal Basic Income under a different name is a political winner to run on.
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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burgers of the world youtu.be/_q6S0Tmq3t8

This could be my hawk tuah
burgers of the world
YouTube video by Malicia
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November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Oh, I'm also opening up commissions (2 slots for now) in case anyone is interested in a cute doodle or smth. 😊 Just needing some extra funds in case smth comes up between now and the end of the month.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Semi Ramblomatic returns! And it's asking you to briefly get back into the Halloween mindset for a bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mjz...
Good Luck Modernizing Silent Hill 1, Bloober Team | Semi-Ramblomatic
YouTube video by Second Wind
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November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bobby: Is it okay that I feel like I don't wanna live anymore?
Hank: Yes Bobby, that's normal.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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What Blake Snell is doing to this offense is illegal in 32 states.
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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How can anyone be against a challenge system?
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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らくがき
January 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Got all possible ribbons I could get on my Poke Ball Plus Mew, Miu! She even has Mighty Mark from where I used her to whoop Mewtwo's ass! :D
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Potentially a very bad development in St. Louis. William Contreras, an inning after taking a swing off the hand area on a catcher's interference, now leaves the game.
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM