M. Dean Cooper
@fractalchurn.bsky.social
Writer, videographer, cat person. Sad little king of a sad little hill. He/him.
Words: notepadexe.medium.com
Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
Words: notepadexe.medium.com
Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
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M. Dean Cooper
@fractalchurn.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hello Bluesky! Now that a) people are really here and b) we have pinned posts allow me to do a brief welcome/shameless-self-promo thread. I'm a multifaceted guy but for the purposes of this account I'm mostly a writer, with a novel I'm chipping away at and shorter works here: notepadexe.medium.com
your turn, Boebert
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
your turn, Boebert
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Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
what is even happening in the MCU anymore
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
what is even happening in the MCU anymore
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omg I love it when a person doesn't know something and they ask!! Also I love a sui generis in the wild.
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
omg I love it when a person doesn't know something and they ask!! Also I love a sui generis in the wild.
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when mario sees a bakery
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
when mario sees a bakery
the Joker would hate this guy
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the Joker would hate this guy
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Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
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Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
September 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
when Carol gets angry and the whole #Pluribus short circuits for a while, does the effect travel outward from her in a wave, or are they nonlocal?
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
when Carol gets angry and the whole #Pluribus short circuits for a while, does the effect travel outward from her in a wave, or are they nonlocal?
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
partially muscled skeleton was my nickname in HS
It's Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands Scream[ing] Day!
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
partially muscled skeleton was my nickname in HS
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without unrestricted F-words Kim Wexler could not achieve perfection
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
without unrestricted F-words Kim Wexler could not achieve perfection
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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"do not repeat this insight" is pure Dril
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"do not repeat this insight" is pure Dril
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT is going places
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT is going places
somehow the worst part of this is "jeffrey E."
I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
somehow the worst part of this is "jeffrey E."
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BREAKING: Scorpion Bites Frog Immediately and Repeatedly
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
BREAKING: Scorpion Bites Frog Immediately and Repeatedly
casting Idris Elba would solve this without having to say a word
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
casting Idris Elba would solve this without having to say a word
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
seven episodes into Squid Game
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
seven episodes into Squid Game
#TheLastOrder has been hit and miss with me for the most part but he nailed Ansett Island
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
#TheLastOrder has been hit and miss with me for the most part but he nailed Ansett Island
I mostly lost track of SW Insider a long time ago but it was a great vehicle not just for lots of short fiction with no other obvious home, but for tons of up-and-coming writers I respect to see their names in actual print--sad, if perhaps inevitable, to see that go away.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I mostly lost track of SW Insider a long time ago but it was a great vehicle not just for lots of short fiction with no other obvious home, but for tons of up-and-coming writers I respect to see their names in actual print--sad, if perhaps inevitable, to see that go away.
I take back every joke I ever made about @ericgeller.bsky.social looking young
Trump promotes Brilyn Hollyhand, the GOP establishment’s pick to replace Charlie Kirk
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I take back every joke I ever made about @ericgeller.bsky.social looking young