Al Transneros
@funkyjus.bsky.social
semi-pro bad opinion haver. mostly music and Dota, I'm just trying to be normal on here (they/them)
POV we're on a date
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
POV we're on a date
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Cold Spark cannons are the most bitchass form of pyro and if your pyro guy only brings Cold Sparks he hates you. Like ordering a steak and the waiter brings you a plate of parsley sprigs and nothing else
September 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cold Spark cannons are the most bitchass form of pyro and if your pyro guy only brings Cold Sparks he hates you. Like ordering a steak and the waiter brings you a plate of parsley sprigs and nothing else
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Rickenbacker 4003: everything about this bass is sexy, including the "creating wave" headstock. Some people don't like it, but they're wrong. 10/10
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Rickenbacker 4003: everything about this bass is sexy, including the "creating wave" headstock. Some people don't like it, but they're wrong. 10/10
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Because I'm sick and bored, here's a thread where I give TRUE and OBJECTIVE ratings on a variety of bad guitar headstocks, because I'm very normal about this.
Let's start with the standard Fender bass headstock. Often copied, classic, but safe and kinda boring. 7/10
Let's start with the standard Fender bass headstock. Often copied, classic, but safe and kinda boring. 7/10
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Because I'm sick and bored, here's a thread where I give TRUE and OBJECTIVE ratings on a variety of bad guitar headstocks, because I'm very normal about this.
Let's start with the standard Fender bass headstock. Often copied, classic, but safe and kinda boring. 7/10
Let's start with the standard Fender bass headstock. Often copied, classic, but safe and kinda boring. 7/10
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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me thinking about global heating accelerating faster than most predictions, as a dying economic system murders its way into oblivion and builds warehouses dedicated to increasing emissions
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
me thinking about global heating accelerating faster than most predictions, as a dying economic system murders its way into oblivion and builds warehouses dedicated to increasing emissions
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yeah i'm freeuse,,, freeuse for cuddles and kisses
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
yeah i'm freeuse,,, freeuse for cuddles and kisses
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Taxi Teller …. Do you know it ?
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Taxi Teller …. Do you know it ?
Rip to the woman trying to pitch me a band that makes "a mix between idol style jpop and metal/deathcore". Two things that I really do not have time for lol
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Rip to the woman trying to pitch me a band that makes "a mix between idol style jpop and metal/deathcore". Two things that I really do not have time for lol
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"I asked chatgpt"
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
"I asked chatgpt"
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
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martha may whovier was also a style icon
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
martha may whovier was also a style icon
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Hoffe es macht dir nichts aus das ich beim kuscheln
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hoffe es macht dir nichts aus das ich beim kuscheln
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
Eines Tages werde ich diesen Ramentopf mit jemanden teilen </3
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Eines Tages werde ich diesen Ramentopf mit jemanden teilen </3
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in the english-speaking world they make their children watch "duck tales" rather than "standing up tales". this is a sign of western weakness and effeminacy
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
in the english-speaking world they make their children watch "duck tales" rather than "standing up tales". this is a sign of western weakness and effeminacy
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guy who does the "i like my coffee like i like my women" spiel to order a flat white
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
guy who does the "i like my coffee like i like my women" spiel to order a flat white
Told her she's giving shelly duvall and she leaves me on read I might as well end it now
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Told her she's giving shelly duvall and she leaves me on read I might as well end it now
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This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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Warum heißt es Buttercroissant und nicht Gleithörnchen?
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Warum heißt es Buttercroissant und nicht Gleithörnchen?
Lifehack for when you have a hard time keeping plants alive: you can just give them water from your personal water bottle, now you're staying hydrated together :)
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lifehack for when you have a hard time keeping plants alive: you can just give them water from your personal water bottle, now you're staying hydrated together :)
Who up imminentizing the eschaton?
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Who up imminentizing the eschaton?
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
Die Frau macht mich komplett fertig aber ich will sie doch nur in meinen armen halten
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Die Frau macht mich komplett fertig aber ich will sie doch nur in meinen armen halten