Gary W. Olson
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Data engineer. Author. Possibly a mutant lutefisk in a trenchcoat. He/him/his. linktr.ee/gwox
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Merry Shitmas I guess 🎄
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December 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Merry Shitmas I guess 🎄
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It's time to accept it: by comparison you're not that awful
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's time to accept it: by comparison you're not that awful
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"Hello, Internet? We need to find just 13 more people to help get The Final Sacrifice put into production on Blu-ray. Tell'em you can find all the info over on Rowsdower.com. Yeah, let them know Rowsdower sent you."
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Hello, Internet? We need to find just 13 more people to help get The Final Sacrifice put into production on Blu-ray. Tell'em you can find all the info over on Rowsdower.com. Yeah, let them know Rowsdower sent you."
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
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Keeping the movement together by channeling discontent into outward aggression: Trump may be weakening, MAGA may be disintegrating – but they will make their weakness and disintegration a problem for all of us, and for the most vulnerable groups especially.
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Keeping the movement together by channeling discontent into outward aggression: Trump may be weakening, MAGA may be disintegrating – but they will make their weakness and disintegration a problem for all of us, and for the most vulnerable groups especially.
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Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
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Merry Christmas, I must say.
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Merry Christmas, I must say.
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How much worse can it get?
Way mo’!
Way mo’!
Around half of San Francisco is without power right now and something like 1/3rd of intersections I drove through had waymos stopped in the middle of them making a dangerous situation even worse.
Do not let Waymo into your city.
Do not let Waymo into your city.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
How much worse can it get?
Way mo’!
Way mo’!
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December 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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The trailer for the riff of the Star Trek classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on YouTube! For the whole thing, plus over 170 more riffs, subscribe on Patreon!
patreon.com/matthewjelliott
youtu.be/dDO3XYxALoQ?...
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youtu.be/dDO3XYxALoQ?...
TrekRiffs - The Corbomite Maneuver Act Two (Sample)
YouTube video by Matthew J Elliott
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December 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The trailer for the riff of the Star Trek classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on YouTube! For the whole thing, plus over 170 more riffs, subscribe on Patreon!
patreon.com/matthewjelliott
youtu.be/dDO3XYxALoQ?...
patreon.com/matthewjelliott
youtu.be/dDO3XYxALoQ?...
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The longest year of our lives *so far*
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The longest year of our lives *so far*
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Not now, enormous 68-million-year-old egg in Antarctica
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Not now, enormous 68-million-year-old egg in Antarctica
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Forget the "Happy Holidays" debate.
Let's talk about why the British (& Australians/New Zealanders) say "Happy Christmas", while Americans exclusively say "Merry Christmas."
HAPPY derives from Middle English 'hap' meaning "luck" (as preserved in "hapless").
Happy Birthday = "Lucky birthday!"
Let's talk about why the British (& Australians/New Zealanders) say "Happy Christmas", while Americans exclusively say "Merry Christmas."
HAPPY derives from Middle English 'hap' meaning "luck" (as preserved in "hapless").
Happy Birthday = "Lucky birthday!"
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Forget the "Happy Holidays" debate.
Let's talk about why the British (& Australians/New Zealanders) say "Happy Christmas", while Americans exclusively say "Merry Christmas."
HAPPY derives from Middle English 'hap' meaning "luck" (as preserved in "hapless").
Happy Birthday = "Lucky birthday!"
Let's talk about why the British (& Australians/New Zealanders) say "Happy Christmas", while Americans exclusively say "Merry Christmas."
HAPPY derives from Middle English 'hap' meaning "luck" (as preserved in "hapless").
Happy Birthday = "Lucky birthday!"
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I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
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Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)
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Book bought for the cover alone, part 37:
Why was the heiress so horribly frightened of fish? And why was the chipmonk (chipmunk?) starry-eyed?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Why was the heiress so horribly frightened of fish? And why was the chipmonk (chipmunk?) starry-eyed?
Inquiring minds want to know!
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Book bought for the cover alone, part 37:
Why was the heiress so horribly frightened of fish? And why was the chipmonk (chipmunk?) starry-eyed?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Why was the heiress so horribly frightened of fish? And why was the chipmonk (chipmunk?) starry-eyed?
Inquiring minds want to know!