Andy of Maps
@andysmaps.bsky.social
Mapmaker. Scribbler. Yeller. Painter now?
Following me is a poor life choice. Sorry.
Following me is a poor life choice. Sorry.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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i reject all the significant achievements of modern science and social development in favor of a video i once saw of a dying penguin
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 AM
i reject all the significant achievements of modern science and social development in favor of a video i once saw of a dying penguin
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Some commentators, noticing that the reaction to Alex Pretti's murder was much stronger than the response to Renee Good have focused on what was different - the supposed lack of clarity about the car, LGBTQ identity, etc.
But I think most important was simply that Pretti happened second.
But I think most important was simply that Pretti happened second.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Some commentators, noticing that the reaction to Alex Pretti's murder was much stronger than the response to Renee Good have focused on what was different - the supposed lack of clarity about the car, LGBTQ identity, etc.
But I think most important was simply that Pretti happened second.
But I think most important was simply that Pretti happened second.
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please watch this, it’s so good
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 AM
please watch this, it’s so good
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
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Who needs a baby otter in their feed today? Yeah, I thought so. Thank you to @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social
Our small-clawed otter pup officially has a name, and it’s just as adorable as he is. The name Bao (Bảo) primarily means “treasure” and “precious” in Vietnamese, and this two-month-old growing pup is already stealing hearts as he explores and starts swim lessons with parents by his side.
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Who needs a baby otter in their feed today? Yeah, I thought so. Thank you to @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social
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Just outside Seattle on I-5 🤘
January 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Just outside Seattle on I-5 🤘
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::sigh:::
Posters put up in West Hollywood where people were kidnapped by ICE have been vandalized, presumably by ICE. They’ve been torn and written on sharpie is “RICO CRIME - STOP POSTING”
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 AM
::sigh:::
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Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
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One of the main problems with DHS agents is borne out of a constant history of the same problem with all “law enforcement,” namely that they are held to lower standards of behavior than Joe Citizen, not higher. If I cross the street and push someone who is annoying me, I go to jail for assault.
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
One of the main problems with DHS agents is borne out of a constant history of the same problem with all “law enforcement,” namely that they are held to lower standards of behavior than Joe Citizen, not higher. If I cross the street and push someone who is annoying me, I go to jail for assault.
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When I was Vice President I took the Post only for the Sports section. I got rid of the rest. I didn’t want my girls to see it.
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
When I was Vice President I took the Post only for the Sports section. I got rid of the rest. I didn’t want my girls to see it.
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After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
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Some of y'all are new to this shit so heads up,
DO NOT BRING YOUR DOG TO A PROTEST
Just saw video of ICE agents do what is natural to them -- spontaneously choose violence -- and someone was carrying their dog near a cloud of mace.
There's no reason. If you cant leave them alone, STAY HOME.
DO NOT BRING YOUR DOG TO A PROTEST
Just saw video of ICE agents do what is natural to them -- spontaneously choose violence -- and someone was carrying their dog near a cloud of mace.
There's no reason. If you cant leave them alone, STAY HOME.
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Some of y'all are new to this shit so heads up,
DO NOT BRING YOUR DOG TO A PROTEST
Just saw video of ICE agents do what is natural to them -- spontaneously choose violence -- and someone was carrying their dog near a cloud of mace.
There's no reason. If you cant leave them alone, STAY HOME.
DO NOT BRING YOUR DOG TO A PROTEST
Just saw video of ICE agents do what is natural to them -- spontaneously choose violence -- and someone was carrying their dog near a cloud of mace.
There's no reason. If you cant leave them alone, STAY HOME.
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"We are going to create a database, a list, we're going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods know exactly who to send those pies and fruit baskets to. We are going to give these people bragging rights like you wouldn't believe.
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"We are going to create a database, a list, we're going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods know exactly who to send those pies and fruit baskets to. We are going to give these people bragging rights like you wouldn't believe.
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
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me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret
tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret
tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
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as we celebrate the most sacred holiday in the calendar I just want to let everyone know that every small boulder is just a large boulder the size of a small boulder please use caution.
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 PM
as we celebrate the most sacred holiday in the calendar I just want to let everyone know that every small boulder is just a large boulder the size of a small boulder please use caution.
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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There is no reason you can’t honor Holocaust Remembrance Day while also celebrating large boulder the size of a small boulder day…life is full of simultaneous joy and mourning.
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
There is no reason you can’t honor Holocaust Remembrance Day while also celebrating large boulder the size of a small boulder day…life is full of simultaneous joy and mourning.
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Visual metaphors are my passion
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Visual metaphors are my passion
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There’s always a tweet:
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
There’s always a tweet:
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NGL, missing the warm summer vibes...
(Otter/Orca named Sylia, for ArchTeryx)
COMMISSIONS OPEN : vgen.co/LizardbethArt
(Otter/Orca named Sylia, for ArchTeryx)
COMMISSIONS OPEN : vgen.co/LizardbethArt
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
NGL, missing the warm summer vibes...
(Otter/Orca named Sylia, for ArchTeryx)
COMMISSIONS OPEN : vgen.co/LizardbethArt
(Otter/Orca named Sylia, for ArchTeryx)
COMMISSIONS OPEN : vgen.co/LizardbethArt
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Great crested grebe,
watercolour painting.
#Grebe #Birds #Nature #BirdsArt #Watercolour #Art #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
watercolour painting.
#Grebe #Birds #Nature #BirdsArt #Watercolour #Art #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Great crested grebe,
watercolour painting.
#Grebe #Birds #Nature #BirdsArt #Watercolour #Art #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
watercolour painting.
#Grebe #Birds #Nature #BirdsArt #Watercolour #Art #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
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EVERYONE: be quiet. the baby is sleeping
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
EVERYONE: be quiet. the baby is sleeping