GayDeceiver
@gaydeceiver.bsky.social
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @[email protected].
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GayDeceiver
@gaydeceiver.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,186!
In a headline that would make even the most hardy of Onion writers quit in a rage:
United States President Awarded First FIFA Peace Prize During the 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw Event
United States President Awarded First FIFA Peace Prize During the 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw Event
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In a headline that would make even the most hardy of Onion writers quit in a rage:
United States President Awarded First FIFA Peace Prize During the 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw Event
United States President Awarded First FIFA Peace Prize During the 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw Event
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i got frankie a soft little heat pad (a little mat with mylar in the layers that stays warm when she’s on it) and she’s fucking obsessed.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i got frankie a soft little heat pad (a little mat with mylar in the layers that stays warm when she’s on it) and she’s fucking obsessed.
Opportunistic power hungry social climber leverages fortuitous event to eliminate all political opponents and consolidate power base to take over the world.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
a woman in a fairy costume is holding a wand in her hand .
ALT: a woman in a fairy costume is holding a wand in her hand .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Opportunistic power hungry social climber leverages fortuitous event to eliminate all political opponents and consolidate power base to take over the world.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
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They weren’t even liked by the other white people in Massachusetts
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They weren’t even liked by the other white people in Massachusetts
Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and settle in America because they were religious extremists.
They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.
They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and settle in America because they were religious extremists.
They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.
They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.
X updates its software and shows the country of origin of accounts.
… revealing that a lot of hard-core red-hat accounts are based in other countries.
That’s a big “oops”
… revealing that a lot of hard-core red-hat accounts are based in other countries.
That’s a big “oops”
a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
X updates its software and shows the country of origin of accounts.
… revealing that a lot of hard-core red-hat accounts are based in other countries.
That’s a big “oops”
… revealing that a lot of hard-core red-hat accounts are based in other countries.
That’s a big “oops”
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Wait a cotton-picking pico-second … Jeffrey Epstein thought our brain-addled leader was gross?
a woman in a white off the shoulder top is making a funny face
ALT: a woman in a white off the shoulder top is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Wait a cotton-picking pico-second … Jeffrey Epstein thought our brain-addled leader was gross?
As dystopias go … this one feels like a low-effort b-movie type.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
As dystopias go … this one feels like a low-effort b-movie type.
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“I still get all teary eyed every time I look at the thermostat and remember pops’ loving words, ‘NEXT EFFER WHO TOUCHES THE THERMOSTAY DIES! I’LL GO TO JAIL HAPPY!’ He loved us so much!”
January 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“I still get all teary eyed every time I look at the thermostat and remember pops’ loving words, ‘NEXT EFFER WHO TOUCHES THE THERMOSTAY DIES! I’LL GO TO JAIL HAPPY!’ He loved us so much!”
“There’s no way he’d ruin the Lincoln Bathroom”
*** Sees photos of the remodel ***
*** Sees photos of the remodel ***
a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his hands on his head in an office .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his hands on his head in an office saying “for the love of god”
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“There’s no way he’d ruin the Lincoln Bathroom”
*** Sees photos of the remodel ***
*** Sees photos of the remodel ***
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well thank you autocorrect for changing "i wish you were here" to "i wish you were her". i didn't wanna have sex anyways
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
well thank you autocorrect for changing "i wish you were here" to "i wish you were her". i didn't wanna have sex anyways
Life is a like a box of chocolates … if you eat them all once they’ll make you sick.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Life is a like a box of chocolates … if you eat them all once they’ll make you sick.
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What happened here in California tonight is a victory for the people of this country.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
What happened here in California tonight is a victory for the people of this country.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
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We say they're being cute, when really they're just mocking us
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We say they're being cute, when really they're just mocking us
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I’ve known my husband for 25 years but I still feel we’re in that awkward getting-to-know-you phase.
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ve known my husband for 25 years but I still feel we’re in that awkward getting-to-know-you phase.
Which is the most seductive song you’ve ever heard, and why is it “Black Velvet”?
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Which is the most seductive song you’ve ever heard, and why is it “Black Velvet”?
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does anyone have the real-time location on the smurfs
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
does anyone have the real-time location on the smurfs
I want to have the same staying power as Michael Crichton ... who's suing from the grave about how "The Pitt" is just "ER" with an new dress and sexier lipstick.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I want to have the same staying power as Michael Crichton ... who's suing from the grave about how "The Pitt" is just "ER" with an new dress and sexier lipstick.
“I’m as straight as a single, unattached Republican male over 40!”
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“I’m as straight as a single, unattached Republican male over 40!”
It would appear that 1/3 of all ICE applicants can't pass the physical agility portion of their application ...
The failing applicants are referred as “Athletically Allergic.”
I guess “super unfit soy boys” might be a bit offensive?
The failing applicants are referred as “Athletically Allergic.”
I guess “super unfit soy boys” might be a bit offensive?
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It would appear that 1/3 of all ICE applicants can't pass the physical agility portion of their application ...
The failing applicants are referred as “Athletically Allergic.”
I guess “super unfit soy boys” might be a bit offensive?
The failing applicants are referred as “Athletically Allergic.”
I guess “super unfit soy boys” might be a bit offensive?
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Ok Red Sonja
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Ok Red Sonja
“I’m an old-fashioned gal. All I really want is to see my man go berserk and then come home bathed in the blood of his enemies.”
October 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“I’m an old-fashioned gal. All I really want is to see my man go berserk and then come home bathed in the blood of his enemies.”
It's not gay if you notice your newlywed coworker has engaged into a new fitness trip and his pants are fitting him tight, showing off his assets ...
... unless you're fighting the urge to undress him with your teeth
... unless you're fighting the urge to undress him with your teeth
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's not gay if you notice your newlywed coworker has engaged into a new fitness trip and his pants are fitting him tight, showing off his assets ...
... unless you're fighting the urge to undress him with your teeth
... unless you're fighting the urge to undress him with your teeth