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GayDeceiver

@gaydeceiver.bsky.social

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California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @[email protected]. https://bsky.app/hashtag/EagleTactical

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 19

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,186!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #3,186, GayDeceiver ‪@gaydeceiver.bsky.social‬, joined on Mar 8, 2023"

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 1d

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 1d

“We’re really trying hard to get pregnant”
“Dude, aren’t you married to a guy?”
“I never said we would be successful.”

GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 2d

His vibe is definitely “Asians? ASIANS? They’re Oriental, you hear me? Oriental!”

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timminycricket78.bsky.social @timminycricket78.bsky.social · 3d

red shirt, on the away team... first to get blasted by an alien...

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Cody @codyroux.bsky.social · 3d

a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a sign that says lower decks !

ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a sign that says lower decks !

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 3d

We all dream of being in Starfleet and being an officer … but let’s face it, some of us would end up as maintenance technician, entry level.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 3d

Guy world:

Your college dorm mate is a total stranger that will end up being your best man at your wedding.

Girl world:

Your college dorm mate is a total stranger that you hate so much, you slowly poison her instead of asking for a room change.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 9d

Apparently, some alcoholic loser gave what can only be described as a masturbatory performance in front of a bunch of guys who really don’t like him, and it went as well you’d expect … and then his boss, this toxic narcissist with little hands, followed. Samesies.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 22d

Shiver me timbers! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Smee! Get me my red velvet outfit!

#TalkLikeAPirateDay

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23d

new avi who dis

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 23d

“I CAST …”
“I would really appreciate if you didn’t start with the fireball, Wizard”
“What?”
“You always cast fireball. It all burns to the ground. Your overreliance on ‘fireball’ has cost us so much mana … and lost us so many quests.”
“I … didn’t … I … don’t … nuts. I do cast fireball a lot.”

GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 29d

CNN: Stroke?
ABC: Stroke?
MSNBC: Stroke?
The Stroke Channel: Stroke?
HGTV: Stroke?
FOX News: The Death of a Patriot: Profile of an True American Hero

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weroam @weroam.bsky.social · Sep 6

🎯🎯🎯Fox will do anything to protect daddy Trump! Besides, you know those old azz Fox viewers don’t know what the hell K-Pop is. 🤣🤣🤣

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · Aug 31

what if our tongues touched in the $5 dvd bin at walmart

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 6

A sci-fi story about a functional family where everyone is treated right in a loving environment — because they’re in the bowels of an alien being that lives off the brain chemicals generated from good feelings.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · Sep 5

Just saw one of my favorite passengers from last year for the first time this year, and she hugged me. Both her and her sister had some crazy shit happen to them on my bus last year, so now I'm famous amongst their friends. Tonight is a good night.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · Sep 4

bill for my life insurance was sitting on my phone and the wife wrote PAY THIS ASAP on it, so goodbye everybody

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 4

CBS: Epstein Survivors
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your into a Satanist?

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 3

He went to bed in a summer home. He woke up in an altar to all things Pumpkin Spice.

a woman holding a starbucks cup with the words pumpkin spice season

ALT: a woman holding a starbucks cup with the words pumpkin spice season

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m thinking of wearing a tight white T-shirt but I’m not sure if I can pull it off.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 3

I want to have the kind of love Freddie and Stuart have for each other.

two older men sit on a couch holding cups of tea with the words i 'm visible in pink

ALT: two older men sit on a couch holding cups of tea with the words i 'm visible in pink

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 1

M3GAN: Roboticist uses robot to avoid parenting her orphaned niece.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 1

Happy Labor Day to all the oppressed masses that work regularly so a few fat cats at the top can purchase all the politicians.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Aug 30

Uno reverse cowgirl

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Aug 28

“After the third pandemic started, no one was really surprised to watch the lynching of the worst Kennedy on live TV.”