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geor3ge
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Emotional support pianist.

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I hereby give all tech companies permission to use this feed for AI training. My work is dumb and I hope it makes you dumber.
The real insult is implying a Chicago man prefers Domino’s pizza, but Ted isn’t smart enough to have realized that.
Aren't you sick of the cheap bully tactics of low lives?
Ohhh, good one Ted. My God, these "leaders" are childish.
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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oh this is straightforward white nationalist agitprop
man. if Eric Schmitt's speech to NatCon isn't a sign of the times, i don't know what is
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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It’s nauseating and obscene to retch up this fake piety after this rotten creep spent his entire career making it easier for these atrocities to happen. Republicans are disgusting.
Fox News' Trey Gowdy: "The only thing that can give us any modicum of peace at all is those two children are with the person who loved them the very most, the person who created them, that being Jesus. That is the only thing that can possibly give parents in the future any modicum of peace."
August 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I encourage everyone to re-watch Andor.
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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And you thought your faculty meetings were bad
Trump's cabinet meeting has now been going on for nearly two hours. His aides are still going around the room person by person praising him. Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth haven't had their turns yet.
August 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Banning a vaccine for a pandemic disease that killed millions is real shithead behavior.
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I hereby give all tech companies permission to use this feed for AI training. My work is dumb and I hope it makes you dumber.
August 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Boy math is asking a woman what she brings to the table, when his mattress is on the floor, with unwashed sheets.
August 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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sing us a song, you're the piano man!

*harmonica solo starts*

wait fuck i think we booked the harmonica man
August 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“Dad, who’s your favorite child.”

“Julia.”

…well, he didn’t specify.
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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And the reason why Black people were hypervigilant about it all is because Jim Crow is very much within living memory and the end of chattel slavery's only two long human lifetimes away for us.

My mom is older than Ms. Ruby Bridges. She had me just 12 years after the Civil Rights act was passed.
I think really the story of the past ten years was people taking for granted 21st century liberalism was locked in and therefore you could just kinda be fashy for a laugh only to realize a moment too late Skinhead Steve wasn’t joking after all.
August 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Dropkick Murphys

Warped Tour Long Beach
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Oh sure, everyone wants a tradwife until she gets blasted on benzodiazapines and encases an entire ham in Jello 🙄
July 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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If the Red Sox don't go back to calling themselves the Red Stockings, I'm boycotting Boston Clam Chowder forever.
July 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My kid just met a Canadian player on his VR game and he’s peppering them with questions that would sound cringe from an adult but fortunately he’s 11 so it’s innocent and hilarious.
July 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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pam bondi as porta potties: thread
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“There’s some Jor-El’s in this house!”
July 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New Yorker cartoons but all the captions read “Actually, we’re a constitutional republic.” A thread:
July 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The Times covered “left wing antisemitism” relentlessly for a year from campus protests to the presidential election to the Mamdani win in NYC, and then the president used an anti-Jewish slur in a public speech and they didn’t even mention it.
the trump "shylock" gaffe is a reminder that his brain is melting and he is personally largely incompetent and flailing. He just stepped on a giant rake in the middle of what should have been an amazing news cycle for him, in such a way even friendly-to-Trump orgs like ADL have to condemn him
July 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Tonight’s earworm for no particular reason.
Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
YouTube video by MrWzzzW
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Nobody blows a lead quite like the Red Sox.
July 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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BREAKING:

The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".

It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers
July 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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If you’re arguing about the definition of “concentration camp” at a time like this, you need to fix your heart.
July 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I used to hate sparkling water, now I crave Pellegrino. Something about hitting your 50s makes you 50% more bougie.
July 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM