Hack Jarlow
@gerrydorsey.bsky.social
Founding member of the Federalist Society
Magneto was right
Magneto was right
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Fun that we're talking about this on the anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Fun that we're talking about this on the anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "When I think about Stephen Miller and his white supremacist rhetoric, it reminds me of the way the Nazis described Jewish people in Germany."
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "When I think about Stephen Miller and his white supremacist rhetoric, it reminds me of the way the Nazis described Jewish people in Germany."
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Spitting Image really is real life huh
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Spitting Image really is real life huh
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land of confusion outtake lookin ass
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
land of confusion outtake lookin ass
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
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looking forward to the colts game later
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
looking forward to the colts game later
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One thing about the Oklahoma student thing that struck me - and yes I know the whole point is not to actually learn, it’s so conservative organizations can keep institutionalizing brain dead hysteria - is that if you are a conservative staunchly religious student one reason I don’t think you should…
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
One thing about the Oklahoma student thing that struck me - and yes I know the whole point is not to actually learn, it’s so conservative organizations can keep institutionalizing brain dead hysteria - is that if you are a conservative staunchly religious student one reason I don’t think you should…
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Turns out it didn't have legs
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Turns out it didn't have legs
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Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
look at my guy
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
The ACC is really just a very altruistic conference and we want to give our automatic bid to a lower conference
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The ACC is really just a very altruistic conference and we want to give our automatic bid to a lower conference
Imagine being a North Carolina football fan right now.
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Imagine being a North Carolina football fan right now.
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big football day for haters
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
big football day for haters
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thanks for the loss-leader racing headset, loserberg
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
thanks for the loss-leader racing headset, loserberg
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The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
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“One of you will remain poor… “
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“One of you will remain poor… “
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Happy Hunger Games
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Happy Hunger Games
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It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
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Nothing will get people to ban capital punishment more quickly than making it public.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nothing will get people to ban capital punishment more quickly than making it public.
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see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
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Lol. They just said IU was “threating” by getting within 8.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lol. They just said IU was “threating” by getting within 8.
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Enter the Casablancaverse
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Enter the Casablancaverse
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six years ago when i posted making fun of ‘santacon goyim’ all these chud accounts blew up my notifications for ages saying ‘merry christmas’ and it took me like two weeks to realize they meant it as like…a slur. like i kept thinking aw that’s nice! thank you!
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
six years ago when i posted making fun of ‘santacon goyim’ all these chud accounts blew up my notifications for ages saying ‘merry christmas’ and it took me like two weeks to realize they meant it as like…a slur. like i kept thinking aw that’s nice! thank you!