Michael H
@gingermichael.bsky.social
FC United of Manchester, Salford RLFC, Lancashire CCC
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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Norman Whiteside tonight at @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social. Top man, top night
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Norman Whiteside tonight at @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social. Top man, top night
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November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Go home, train, you're drunk.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Go home, train, you're drunk.
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That time Nancy Pelosi almost signed to play rugby league for Warrington
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That time Nancy Pelosi almost signed to play rugby league for Warrington
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
FCUM Women win 3-2 away at Tranmere and I get to sit on a train through Merseyside all smug as United win at Anfield.
Today has been a good day 😎
Today has been a good day 😎
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
FCUM Women win 3-2 away at Tranmere and I get to sit on a train through Merseyside all smug as United win at Anfield.
Today has been a good day 😎
Today has been a good day 😎
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Jenrick was a full on casual at 5 but got into ecstacy at 7 and really mellowed
The chances that Robert Jenrick *literally* went to "more than a few football matches in the away end" at Villa Park *in the 1980s* (ie, before his 8th birthday on 8.1.1990) are vanishingly small to non-existent. (He may have been in the away end at Villa Park as a child or teenager in the 1990s)
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Jenrick was a full on casual at 5 but got into ecstacy at 7 and really mellowed
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Aside from everything else, Jenrick was seven at the end of the 1980s.
Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Aside from everything else, Jenrick was seven at the end of the 1980s.
Paul Rowley leaves @salfordreddevils.bsky.social You knew it was coming, but Christ, this hurts. Genuinely hope he wins the lot with Saints. There are no words to express the gratitude I have for everything Rowls did in his time at the club.
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Paul Rowley leaves @salfordreddevils.bsky.social You knew it was coming, but Christ, this hurts. Genuinely hope he wins the lot with Saints. There are no words to express the gratitude I have for everything Rowls did in his time at the club.
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📰 CLUB STATEMENT
The club has issued a response to the Northern Premier League’s statement yesterday regarding the Trident Leagues/ClubberTV live streaming scheme
The statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
The club has issued a response to the Northern Premier League’s statement yesterday regarding the Trident Leagues/ClubberTV live streaming scheme
The statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
Club Response to Northern Premier League Statement on ClubberTV
FC United of Manchester - News Story
fc-utd.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
📰 CLUB STATEMENT
The club has issued a response to the Northern Premier League’s statement yesterday regarding the Trident Leagues/ClubberTV live streaming scheme
The statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
The club has issued a response to the Northern Premier League’s statement yesterday regarding the Trident Leagues/ClubberTV live streaming scheme
The statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
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📰 CLUB STATEMENT
The club has opted out of the Trident Leagues’ new scheme which will see kick-off times moved to accommodate live streaming of matches.
Our full statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
The club has opted out of the Trident Leagues’ new scheme which will see kick-off times moved to accommodate live streaming of matches.
Our full statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
📰 CLUB STATEMENT
The club has opted out of the Trident Leagues’ new scheme which will see kick-off times moved to accommodate live streaming of matches.
Our full statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
The club has opted out of the Trident Leagues’ new scheme which will see kick-off times moved to accommodate live streaming of matches.
Our full statement can be read on our website: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/c...
#WeAreStrongerUnited
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
According to House of Games, a babby's yed is a meat pie. Sorry, @richardosman1.bsky.social, but it's a steak pudding. The question writers have done you dirty, there!
October 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
According to House of Games, a babby's yed is a meat pie. Sorry, @richardosman1.bsky.social, but it's a steak pudding. The question writers have done you dirty, there!
I know it's after the cider, but having the Thatcher's pavilion in Wales seems a bit off...
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I know it's after the cider, but having the Thatcher's pavilion in Wales seems a bit off...
At Sophia Gardens for Glamorgan v Lancs. It's not a new ground tick, but it's the first time I've seen Lancs here. Ground 39 with Lancs and I've now seen us at all 18 county grounds.
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
At Sophia Gardens for Glamorgan v Lancs. It's not a new ground tick, but it's the first time I've seen Lancs here. Ground 39 with Lancs and I've now seen us at all 18 county grounds.
Salford 16-52 Wakefield
The curtain comes down, but on the season or the club? Another protest march and a typically chaotic Salford end to the season.
The curtain comes down, but on the season or the club? Another protest march and a typically chaotic Salford end to the season.
September 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Salford 16-52 Wakefield
The curtain comes down, but on the season or the club? Another protest march and a typically chaotic Salford end to the season.
The curtain comes down, but on the season or the club? Another protest march and a typically chaotic Salford end to the season.
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Had to pick music for my mum's cremation. Was told my choice of Amazing Grace was beautiful and touching - only went with it because it's what they play in Wrath of Khan when they shoot Spock's body out into space.
September 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Had to pick music for my mum's cremation. Was told my choice of Amazing Grace was beautiful and touching - only went with it because it's what they play in Wrath of Khan when they shoot Spock's body out into space.
15/09/2011. 14 years on. 🌹🏆
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
15/09/2011. 14 years on. 🌹🏆
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This might be one of the most wholesome things you'll see today. Here's the full broadcast of the Tram Driver World Championship. I love trams.
September 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This might be one of the most wholesome things you'll see today. Here's the full broadcast of the Tram Driver World Championship. I love trams.
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Gonna repost this a lot in the future I imagine.
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Gonna repost this a lot in the future I imagine.
Cancelled trains. Broken bathroom light switch. Stubbed toe. Locked myself out of the house without a key. First world problems, I know, but this day hasn't got off to a great start.
September 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Cancelled trains. Broken bathroom light switch. Stubbed toe. Locked myself out of the house without a key. First world problems, I know, but this day hasn't got off to a great start.