Mel the Scallion
@girlmellymel.bsky.social
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Giving opulence. Southern-bred. Mississippi in Mugler. Texas in Tom Ford. I’ma do the best I can with what I got. 📍 HTX
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girlmellymel.bsky.social
Careless People was….

Mm.

A ww is giving us the inside scoop of FB being TURRIBLE, but also she stayed for years and couldn’t find a way out of the thing she partially constructed that eventually led to her (and our collective) demise?

Mm yea ok
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culturecrave.co
Drake’s lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us" has been dismissed

"The Court concludes that the allegedly defamatory statements in ‘Not Like Us’ are nonactionable opinion, the motion to dismiss is granted”

They also noted that the song had a ‘catchy beat and propulsive baseline’
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therealrlj.bsky.social
Buddy said this not knowing he was gonna be the worst story in its history
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deelo502.bsky.social
Imagine being the first artist in history to have your rap battle L cemented in a federal court opinion. 😭

Judge Vargas literally wrote that “‘Not Like Us’ dealt the metaphorical killing blow.”
Bro didn’t just lose the beef — he made it legally binding.

Take his shoestrings. 💀👟
girlmellymel.bsky.social
I take back my belief that she can write too. TURRIBLE
girlmellymel.bsky.social
Long Back continuing to prove she is NOT a singer by any stretch of the imagination. Why this TT played her newest cash grab with the BTS and she sounded a damn M E S S.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Every time I stop in a 7/11, I get stuck behind someone who has A System™ for the Powerball, MegaMillions and three other random lotteries, barking out their tried-and-true sequence of numbers to the cashier like he's trying to keep the island on LOST from exploding.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Yeah, I taught the court packing debate last week, and this feels like we're coming close again.

Except there's no Owen Roberts and six clones of James Clark McReynolds.
prchovanec.bsky.social
The next Supreme Court term is shaping up to be the most consequential since 1937. Depending on how it rules, it may cease to be accepted as a legitimate arbiter, and even nullify its own power as an independent judiciary.
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
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jmill26.bsky.social
We really have to take Sora out back and shoot it in the face because that shit is so demonic. LLMs are bad enough, but these video makers are getting so much better literally by the day. KILL IT. KILL IT RIGHT NOW.
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drangelasutton.bsky.social
I'm in the South because I want to be.
This is where the history is.
This is where the good work and good trouble is.
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nslayton.bsky.social
Coming around to the theory that they're Truman Showing him
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charlotteirene.bsky.social
Oh shit, they arrested Maria Von Trapp?
thesgtjoker.bsky.social
The “girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa” couldn’t be any younger than 90 years old you stupid fucking fascist orcs.
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
someone needlepoint this on a pillow for me, please and thank you
dieworkwear.bsky.social
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
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adriancjax.blacksky.app
Same, friend.
Same.

*also, I don’t see it as a problem🤷🏾‍♂️
biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app
My problem is when I find someone I like I stop looking
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caztastrophe.bsky.social
If you have questions about life insurance and naming beneficiaries, I would be glad to help.
3fecta.bsky.social
Members of Antifa, please remember this month is open enrollment. We added a term life policy, and a new ASA (Anarchist Savings Account) for your radical needs. Please direct any questions to the HR team on the north building on the main campus.
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feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Them: "You a deadbeat dad!!!"
Mojizel: "f the weather is good, i might grill this weekend."
sixdos.blacksky.app
Mojizel to the bullshit.

IYKYK
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cybrdvl.com
it shouldn't be your dream body if it's a nightmare to get and keep.

we're experiencing another harsh rise in conservatism which comes with even more extreme fatphobia. don't fall for the "thin is in" nonsense like we did in the 90s/00s.
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hersoulwrites.bsky.social
Don’t forget Fruit Flies and Zola!
quadcitypat.bsky.social
Man, that era gave us Temecula, Paula Deen dishes, Struggle Chicken, N-word Navy what a time to be online
trejames.bsky.social
It was authentic. Nobody was doing that shit for clicks or an engagement check.
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fiyahangelou.blacksky.app
Price wore a women’s 5 1/2 so these 🔥 but tiny
sinnamonscouture.bsky.social
Rare "Purple Rain" Air Jordan 11s Meant to be given to the late legendary artist, Prince, was the only pair produced, but due to the tragedy they never made it to him. Instead, they most recently sold at auction for $100,000