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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1h

Only Nixon can go to China

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1h

the first thing I do when I roll out of bed is brush my teeth - can't imagine trying to eat with post-sleep pasty mouth

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2h

Autoblock for AI slop

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 10h

When I was single and living in a different state, I talked to my parents multiple times a week driving home from work.

Now that they're retired and living near me, I do the crossword with them at lunch as many days as week as possible.

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 11h

Texas has 17 varsity sports and spends $325M a year on them

Navy has 36 varsity sports and spends $55M a year

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 12h

Looks like Arcade Fire Big Unit

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 12h

It's absurd how inefficient Athletic Directors are at big schools.

Texas spent $325 million on 17 varsity teams.

Navy supports 36 varsity sports on around $55M a year.

More than double the sports for 17% of the cost.

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 12h

When I worked for Neiman Marcus we sold Balenciaga high heel crocs. Thought it was absurd. Then I saw someone come out of Carnegie Hall wearing them. They cost $600. Rich people.

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 15h

Levitating

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 14h

We did it, everyone

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

Doorbells?

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

He's a total DILF

Dude I'd like to fire

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

I can't believe Temple didn't just take some knees inside the 5 and kick a game winning field goal. Not as bad as Al Golden's fumble game, but close.

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

BOWL ELIGIBLE NAVY

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

But nails a 48 yarder to tie it up!

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

Navy marching on temple and needing just 3 yards on 3rd down goes with some mickey mouse bullshit trick play and loses 6. Just infuriating.

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

That was probably the worst half Navy has played since 2020. Just garbage in nearly every phase.

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

Ok but good job inside the 10 to hold temple to a field goal

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

I know Navy lost some key defensive players to graduation last year but I didn't expect them to be this dogshit

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 1d

When I worked at Home Depot HQ one of the highlights was whenever someone screwed up the "gimme an H, gimme an O..." cheer they did at the managers meetings

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d

North Texas WYD

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d

Unsolicited Mick pic

The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like on the weekend he's a stunt double for Dale Earnhardt in gay pornos

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The Robbler @goalielax.bsky.social · 2d

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