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Cursed and Defiled Pthumeru Root Chalice
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cursed and Defiled Pthumeru Root Chalice
lmao this is worse than that time notre dame released a hype video with a bass player nobody had ever heard of
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
lmao this is worse than that time notre dame released a hype video with a bass player nobody had ever heard of
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Stay for the kid yelling "do you even lift bro" at Freddie Freeman
Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Stay for the kid yelling "do you even lift bro" at Freddie Freeman
Lmao my kid's U13 soccer tourney medals look like they had more effort put into them
FIFA has awarded Donald Trump their first-ever 'Peace Prize' during the World Cup Draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lmao my kid's U13 soccer tourney medals look like they had more effort put into them
The military is still burning $12B a year on the failed F-35 program. A pointless airframe that was sold as a $2T investment but turned out to be wholly incapable of meeting mission requirements.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The military is still burning $12B a year on the failed F-35 program. A pointless airframe that was sold as a $2T investment but turned out to be wholly incapable of meeting mission requirements.
Congrats to Brian for his incoming pardon
After all, Trump pardoned a J6 terrorist who detonated an explosive device inside the Capital
After all, Trump pardoned a J6 terrorist who detonated an explosive device inside the Capital
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Congrats to Brian for his incoming pardon
After all, Trump pardoned a J6 terrorist who detonated an explosive device inside the Capital
After all, Trump pardoned a J6 terrorist who detonated an explosive device inside the Capital
Tom Hanks getting into the liferaft after his FedEx plane crashed into the ocean in Cast Away was evidence of him continuing his mission to deliver packages to Malaysia and not just trying to survive.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tom Hanks getting into the liferaft after his FedEx plane crashed into the ocean in Cast Away was evidence of him continuing his mission to deliver packages to Malaysia and not just trying to survive.
My dad was a college professor and taught this to me at a young age. Just did it yesterday as I was working on resume refreshes. And am teaching it to my daughters as they progress into and through middle school.
I tell my students the easiest way to catch mistakes is for them to read their papers out loud, and they always look at me like I'm insane.
But look, that's what we do with our own books! Because it works!
But look, that's what we do with our own books! Because it works!
Lunch break at 2pm after completing day 6 of 8 of reading aloud the page proofs of my book with a friend. My brain has liquified. Typical typos caught today: Untied States, statue instead of statute.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My dad was a college professor and taught this to me at a young age. Just did it yesterday as I was working on resume refreshes. And am teaching it to my daughters as they progress into and through middle school.
Oh wow - this very dresser tried to get me to "hold on to something for a couple of days" for it but my momma didn't raise no fool. Looks like I was right about the entrapment vibes.
#RECALL: Casaottima 13-Drawer Dressers Recalled Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Tip-Over and Entrapment Hazards; Get full refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh wow - this very dresser tried to get me to "hold on to something for a couple of days" for it but my momma didn't raise no fool. Looks like I was right about the entrapment vibes.
What a silly idea. Any team good enough to elevate Vandy into the playoffs with a win would themselves be kept out of the playoffs with a loss. This is crack smoking AD nonsense.
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What a silly idea. Any team good enough to elevate Vandy into the playoffs with a win would themselves be kept out of the playoffs with a loss. This is crack smoking AD nonsense.
I'm not posting on Twitter anymore because I refuse to put a dime in Elon Musk's pocket
And I don't do Spotify because I refuse the same for Joe Rogan
Sorry, no listening age for me from a company's creepy algorithm that helps prioritize pro-MAGA, anti-vax, Elon gargling podcasts
And I don't do Spotify because I refuse the same for Joe Rogan
Sorry, no listening age for me from a company's creepy algorithm that helps prioritize pro-MAGA, anti-vax, Elon gargling podcasts
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I'm not posting on Twitter anymore because I refuse to put a dime in Elon Musk's pocket
And I don't do Spotify because I refuse the same for Joe Rogan
Sorry, no listening age for me from a company's creepy algorithm that helps prioritize pro-MAGA, anti-vax, Elon gargling podcasts
And I don't do Spotify because I refuse the same for Joe Rogan
Sorry, no listening age for me from a company's creepy algorithm that helps prioritize pro-MAGA, anti-vax, Elon gargling podcasts
How many different ways does Drew Cronic have to say he's not leaving Navy before people believe him
✍️ Here's the latest I'm hearing on the active head coaching searches, from Penn State to James Madison to UAB and more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Penn State, Tulane, JMU search updates and the latest in college football’s coach carousel
Plus, Kirk Ferentz is coming back for another year, Michigan State isn't breaking the bank for Pat Fitzgerald and BC is investing in BOB.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
How many different ways does Drew Cronic have to say he's not leaving Navy before people believe him
Indiana gonna Indiana
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Indiana gonna Indiana
Maybe Penn state should hire Army's coach, who doesn't have a roster to bring with him but has developed this level of talent into years of success at west point
If Penn State doesn’t land a bring-a-roster head coach, this is… uh… yeah this might get rough.
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Maybe Penn state should hire Army's coach, who doesn't have a roster to bring with him but has developed this level of talent into years of success at west point
I have a foot long section of the goal post we tore down after NC State's 17-7 win over Florida State in 2002. Also have a soda cup full of some turf I tore up from the endzone that day.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I have a foot long section of the goal post we tore down after NC State's 17-7 win over Florida State in 2002. Also have a soda cup full of some turf I tore up from the endzone that day.
The most important part of this story is that she's just being sent out on loan. Whew.
⚽️ NEWS: NBC's Rebecca Lowe will join Fox Sports as a host for the World Cup, The Athletic has learned.
Full details ...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Full details ...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Rebecca Lowe joining Fox's World Cup coverage as host: Sources
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The most important part of this story is that she's just being sent out on loan. Whew.
Maybe this will teach fans to not care so much about making the playoffs.
In fact, we shouldn't even call it the playoffs. It's an invitational, kinda like Maui in basketball.
They're going to pick teams that they think give them good TV and then cram justifications around the edges.
In fact, we shouldn't even call it the playoffs. It's an invitational, kinda like Maui in basketball.
They're going to pick teams that they think give them good TV and then cram justifications around the edges.
Column: The committee found a strange way to elevate Alabama over Notre Dame, which is strangely elevated over Miami. The last rankings before THE rankings were an exercise is puzzling logic and twisted facts. bit.ly/48ATmIY
Alabama’s Nonsensical College Football Playoff Rankings Rise Has Major Ramifications
The Tide’s narrow win over a bad Auburn team somehow became the committee’s justification for jumping Notre Dame, while Ole Miss avoided penalty.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Maybe this will teach fans to not care so much about making the playoffs.
In fact, we shouldn't even call it the playoffs. It's an invitational, kinda like Maui in basketball.
They're going to pick teams that they think give them good TV and then cram justifications around the edges.
In fact, we shouldn't even call it the playoffs. It's an invitational, kinda like Maui in basketball.
They're going to pick teams that they think give them good TV and then cram justifications around the edges.
ACC basketball back?
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ACC basketball back?
Maybe we should stop acting like TV contracts are indicative of quality
Conferences are so bloated as to be meaningless
Conferences are so bloated as to be meaningless
The ACC doomsday clock has ticked down to a minute and it’s closing in on midnight fast.
Could a power conference really get shutout of a 12 team field? It’s on the table now.
Column:
www.si.com/college-foot...
Could a power conference really get shutout of a 12 team field? It’s on the table now.
Column:
www.si.com/college-foot...
College Football Playoff Rankings Expose ACC’s Nearly Inevitable Worst-Case Scenario
The conference could be shut out of the playoff, and its highest-ranked team has to sit at home to watch it unfold.
www.si.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Maybe we should stop acting like TV contracts are indicative of quality
Conferences are so bloated as to be meaningless
Conferences are so bloated as to be meaningless
NIL & portal is going to make Navy a powerhouse in G5. Coaches want to be at Navy to avoid the nonsense can retain rosters and develop starters with 4+ years in the system to go against annual rebuilds st every other AAC program. 19-5 in last 2 seasons. Top 20 SOR in 2025.
Vanderbilt is getting the No. 1 QB recruit in the country.
The No. 1 overall recruit is going to Houston.
The top 10 recruits are going to 9 different schools, including Maryland.
NIL/portal have become the great equalizer:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
The No. 1 overall recruit is going to Houston.
The top 10 recruits are going to 9 different schools, including Maryland.
NIL/portal have become the great equalizer:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
QB Jared Curtis, No. 1 player in 2026 class, flips commitment from Georgia to Vanderbilt
Once he makes it official, Curtis will be the program’s first five-star recruit of the modern era.
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
NIL & portal is going to make Navy a powerhouse in G5. Coaches want to be at Navy to avoid the nonsense can retain rosters and develop starters with 4+ years in the system to go against annual rebuilds st every other AAC program. 19-5 in last 2 seasons. Top 20 SOR in 2025.
1989 Hyundai excel. Stick shift. Power nothing. Failed the first time because he claimed I didn't check enough mirrors when entering a turn lane for a stoplight.
I'm curious: What car did you take your driver's license test in?
Me: 1969 VW Camper
Me: 1969 VW Camper
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
1989 Hyundai excel. Stick shift. Power nothing. Failed the first time because he claimed I didn't check enough mirrors when entering a turn lane for a stoplight.
Gonna give the Chick-fil-A chicken and waffles sandwich a solid 8.3 out of 10
Honestly I've been turned off of CFA sandwiches for a while now. Think something with my GLP-1 meds changed my palette.
But waffle with a hint of syrup blew away their standard bun. Will eat again.
Honestly I've been turned off of CFA sandwiches for a while now. Think something with my GLP-1 meds changed my palette.
But waffle with a hint of syrup blew away their standard bun. Will eat again.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Gonna give the Chick-fil-A chicken and waffles sandwich a solid 8.3 out of 10
Honestly I've been turned off of CFA sandwiches for a while now. Think something with my GLP-1 meds changed my palette.
But waffle with a hint of syrup blew away their standard bun. Will eat again.
Honestly I've been turned off of CFA sandwiches for a while now. Think something with my GLP-1 meds changed my palette.
But waffle with a hint of syrup blew away their standard bun. Will eat again.
Penn State about to hire Sidney Lowe
Penn State hasn’t entered the John Currie Zone yet on this hire
But it’s just over the hill
But it’s just over the hill
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Penn State about to hire Sidney Lowe