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Roland Kreuzer 🦥
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Software Engineer. Procrastinator. Video Game Enthusiast. Cat Person.
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I'm starting to have some reservations about this Trump fellow.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Hey.

Have a good day.

❤️
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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"If your sink's in trouble, we'll be there on the- What is going on here!?"

Based on an old flyer for the Mario Bros (1983) game.
#mariobros #fanart
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."

—FDR, 1936
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.

Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.

Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.

But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.

Remember this.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃💖
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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A new report finds corporations like Kroger and McDonald's are using digital loyalty programs to track your data and potentially charge you more.

It's a tactic known as surveillance pricing.

Former FTC Chair Lina Khan explains. https://youtu.be/-cbtUYshYM8?si=GPRt5_WnLehnjgWR
The Shady World of Surveillance Pricing (Ft. Lina Khan)
Robert Reich
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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People can't agree on anything these days..except that Windows sucks and switching to Linux is amazing 😂

Literally the only universal agreement I see. Crypto bros, privacy advocates, random tech Twitter - everyone has the "why didn't I do this sooner" energy

SWITCH TO LINUX 🐧
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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the beach episode 🏖️
June 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Gorillaz - FEEL GOOD INC. (Sung by 198 Movies!)
YouTube video by The Unusual Suspect
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June 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I would just like to go on record as saying:

the fuck
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I wish them both the worst.
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is so darkly accurate
May 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
what a nice day out
May 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM