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SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
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December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
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Predator biceps hand clasp meme
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
LICORICE PIZZA
PTA films in which Sean Penn knocks Alana Haim to the ground
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
LICORICE PIZZA
PTA films in which Sean Penn knocks Alana Haim to the ground
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Predator biceps hand clasp meme
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
LICORICE PIZZA
PTA films in which Sean Penn knocks Alana Haim to the ground
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
LICORICE PIZZA
PTA films in which Sean Penn knocks Alana Haim to the ground
My hot take is that the theatrical cuts are better than the extended versions of the LOTR movies.
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My hot take is that the theatrical cuts are better than the extended versions of the LOTR movies.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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When you’re a dude who experiences homelessness, does someone just give you a puppy?
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When you’re a dude who experiences homelessness, does someone just give you a puppy?
You may have had a turkey leftover sandwich by now, but I have had four.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You may have had a turkey leftover sandwich by now, but I have had four.
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
If Pluribus was real life, I feel like Rhea Seehorn's character probably wouldn't bother wearing a bra anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If Pluribus was real life, I feel like Rhea Seehorn's character probably wouldn't bother wearing a bra anymore.
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
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had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
I saw some discourse on reddit about how if the Steam Machine was priced near the PS5 then it's sunk, since the PS5 is a more powerful machine. Yeah, that may be true, but there are more than five games I want to play on Steam.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I saw some discourse on reddit about how if the Steam Machine was priced near the PS5 then it's sunk, since the PS5 is a more powerful machine. Yeah, that may be true, but there are more than five games I want to play on Steam.
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link was just the name of the hookshot (tool/weapon). Thats why “a link to the past” is when Zelda uses the hookshot to reach the past
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
link was just the name of the hookshot (tool/weapon). Thats why “a link to the past” is when Zelda uses the hookshot to reach the past
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
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I've been silenced. for more information, please visit my substack
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I've been silenced. for more information, please visit my substack
I’ve been watching this show and I’m pretty sure this guy is going to try to kill president Garfield.
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’ve been watching this show and I’m pretty sure this guy is going to try to kill president Garfield.
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It’s cool that Vince Gillian turned this song into a tv show.
The Bells Are Ringing - They Might Be Giants
YouTube video by Phil McKinney
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November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s cool that Vince Gillian turned this song into a tv show.
It’s cool that Vince Gillian turned this song into a tv show.
The Bells Are Ringing - They Might Be Giants
YouTube video by Phil McKinney
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November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s cool that Vince Gillian turned this song into a tv show.
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“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
Families "horrified" after daycare teacher pulled out of school by federal agents.
The incident happened in front of parents and children at Rayito de Sol in North Center, a parent said. They believe the employee, who cares for infants, is legally allowed to work in the United State...
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November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
Anyone know if Cheney was vaxxed?
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Anyone know if Cheney was vaxxed?
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