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Alucard by another name.
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
I really enjoyed it! I think people's expectations really shade whether or not they liked the book and I went in not knowing literally anything and loved it. All I knew was she's the current indie darling(two of her books are shows/movies), she's Irish, and she was public in her support of Palestine
Intermezzo by Sally Rooney, I hadn't read any of her stuff prior to this
It could happen to you: you read a book to see what the fuss is about and now it's just endlessly reverberating in your brain.
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Christopher Lee with his cat, Renfield.
On one hand it would be nice for Shohei Ohtani to win the World Series. On the other hand, I don't want LA to have anything good happen to any of their sports teams, and it would be funnier to have a Canadian team win.
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A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
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i will never forgive sam altman. robot fucking was in theory supposed to be cool, cyberpunk, subversive, a question of what it means to be human, young jude law as gigolo joe, and instead he's gone and made it the most ethically, intellectually, emotionally and aesthetically repulsive thing
Ancient Egyptians? Ah, yes, the Dwemer of real life.
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Since I love Scottish shortbread so much I've just started making my own. It's honestly really easy??? 2 sticks of butter, 1/2 cup of sugar, some salt, and 2 1/2 cups of flour. That's it.
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Dire Straits now, which means it's time to roll out my favourite Phonogram cover I did. I was giggling the whole time.
Saw an Instagram reel about "adding steel guitar to songs that aren't country songs" and then they chose a Dire Straits song??? That's just "Englishmen Wanting to play Country, The Band"
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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When I think about the wide reality gap that exist between the left and the right, I think about how last year, on LSU's campus, there was a pro-Palestine protest. Turning Point LSU showed and started chanting "fuck joe biden."

The pro-Palestine camp did the same, much to TP LSU's confusion.
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I JUST taught Abdurraqib's Springsteen essay; every time I do, this sentence pops at me so hard

"this is an album about coming to terms with the fact that you are going to eventually die, written by someone who seemed to have an understanding of the fact that he was going to live for a long time."
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“The question of who gets to live as long as they should isn’t moral but systemic.

We often say that death is the great unifier as it’s the one thing that we all have in common. But sometimes, I look around and wonder if even the after-life is segregated.”
Diane Keaton, Miss Major, D'Angelo...
Who gets to live a "long" life in America?
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You have to knock like your knuckles are scared of the door, like you're scared to make a noise. Then yell MASSACHUSETTS STATE POLICE WE HAVE A WARRANT wait. Wait. Don't do the yelling and you might be good. Either that or just always knock "shave and a haircut"
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*talking to a straight couple* so which one of you is the Bert and which one is the Ernie
Yeah. I've had the chub rub area of a few cowboy cut wranglers wear out but I think that's just bc I just gained enough weight for that area to actually rub now.