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@grayhayes.bsky.social

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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 2h

You gotta imagine how weird it felt to drive that backhoe today just looking back at everybody going “you sure about this everybody’s sure about this?”

Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 4h

Behold: Republican permitting reform.

The White House photographed from the driveway between it and the Treasury building, with the facade of the East Wing gutted. I don’t think the caretakers of the property pulled all the proper permits before starting work!

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 2h

Do you think he’s watched Tangled?

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 1d

He’s on a plane right now with 19 stitches absolutely lying to anyone who will listen about how he got hurt.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 2d

George W could pull off the military get-up. JD cannot.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 2d

Guy in the hybrid Camry just trying to scoot by ya.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2d

Trump and his cronies trying to paint NYC as a warzone hellhole about to fall into Communist Muslim Madness getting dunked on by the NYPD is hilarious and unexpected

Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 2d

I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 2d

At least Les Miles teams were FUN. Went to SC game last weekend, the crowd high-5’d maybe twice.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 2d

Leave Brian Kelly on the tarmac. I’m sure the Nashville airport has a shake shack. He’ll be fine.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 2d

There is not 1 “used” G700 on the market, let alone 2. She chose it because it is the biggest, most expensive jet on the market and she has unlimited money.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 3d

Seeing players still get hyped up to Wipe Me Down brings a tear to my eyes, which no longer possess 20/20 vision.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 4d

That test being "where is he going to deposit all these donations"

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 5d

I often say “does it look like we need the money?” to my wife who gets SO mad.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 7d

I got my mom YouTube TV, which is different than the YouTube app, right next to it.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7d

This is excellent television

Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 10d

I'm sorry, I just had to grab that clip of @pablo.show and @minakimes.bsky.social doing smelling salts for the first time:

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 8d

I always knew this was a Jon Bois alt.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 10d

Agreed. But “I think you heard me just fine, punchy” is still a great line.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 12d

i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 14d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 11d

Can I see the blueprints? "No."

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 12d

Can you point to the non racist area on this map of the United States of America?

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 12d

Did anyone think to offer THAT solution? I'm sure a biz class guy would've taken one for the team. It's not ideal, but beats a diversion.

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 14d

My money is on "jock wanted to bully someone after getting shot down by an Indiana-7 at closing time"

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 15d

“We can’t fight against one of our own!”

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 16d

wizard frog is insane

Gray @grayhayes.bsky.social · 15d

My wife asks me “what the fuck is Global Tetrahedron?” every time it arrives in the mailbox. “None of your business, lil lady.”