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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ

@gropo.bsky.social

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Neckbeard moderator of vegan safe spaces 🌱 /r/vegancirclejerk 🌱 /r/vegancirclejerkchat & 🌱 /r/animalhaters. Dog meat homesteader. Thinks Dr. Ken Berry is a genius—at grifting gullible rubes in to believing feel-good bro-science.

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 21d

Walmart:

Tasty Bite plant-based protein bowl—$3.66

NotCo vegan mac & cheese—$2.74

Purple Carrot frozen vegan bowl—$5.29

Beyond Chik’n nuggets 10oz—$5.23

“The vegan options are marked up way more than non vegan ones” 😂

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 18d

Have you noticed how Our Sister of Unintentional Self-Ownage goes on these wild screeds where she just projectile-vomits a bunch of comments to placate her fragile ego, basically doing anything possible to pretend she’s a Leftist & not a diet-MAGA feels-over-reals human supremacist?

c-r-i-n-g-e

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Co-worker: "What don't you support again?"

Me: "treating humans as owned commodities"

Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"

Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"

Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the open-air job-fair thing.

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Co-worker: "What don't you do again?"

Me: "roofie and date-rape women"

Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"

Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"

Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the “cruising for women” thing

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Non-vegan leftists:

“Boycott Disney! Cancel your Plus subscription!… YES, we did it!”

Also non-vegan leftists:

“Boycott the Animal Agriculture Industry!? Whoa now—much too big of a problem that could ever be solved with individual actio—OH LOOK OVER THERE! ITS THE CAPITALIST BOOGEY MAN!”

🏃‍♀️💨

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Where do you think the Maasai gained their “just tap the cow for some yummy blood smoothie and put some clay on the wound” inspiration from?

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Except for Maxwell’s Cheetahs…

…that developed a niche tactic of knocking ruminants to the ground and taking turns going at the teats

😂

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

I’ve realized I’m highly lactose intolerant since going WFPB.

I’d probably try the yeast-poop casein products once… bathroom nearby…

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Rule of thumb: If the plant-clette doesn’t smell mildly of vomit while heating it’s B.S.

(Oh boy, here comes Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for a round of VoMiT eAtiNg VeGaNs 😂)

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

“I think it’s fine if a parent is consensualist and pro-body-autonomy and refuses to allow date rape in their own home, but also doesn’t get mad if their child date-rapes at a friend’s house.”

See how that logic falls-apart once we swap-out a victim you actually extend moral consideration towards?

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

I wish I had your handicap

ॐ

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

I started my education at Ecolent with predominantly U.N. satellite office kids, one of the big reasons I get so amused when carnists accuse me of being “racist…”

…Like, my best friends were literally Kenyan, Fijian and Pakistani 😂

I predominantly moved to NYC to feel real diversity again 🤣

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

> where I live

Oh hey 👋 former-dwelled-with-mandatory-bomb-shelter here 😂

Genève

A few years back I saw an outfit en Suisse that was doing plant Raclette, ever try it?

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Early-you’ll-be-vegan experience was channel-flipping in my 1st Boston apt., stumble on a mid-day investigative report exposé on the underground cat-meat trade

Immediate shot:

Half-boiled de-furred still-alive cat getting its brainstem clevered in a commercial kitchen 🤢

How I see cows nowadays…

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Please don’t be one of THOSE vegans who thinks we should starve ourselves of real heme iron and taurine 🔪 🐈 🥩

Cat meat cured my pre-diabetes, you insensitive gate-keeper.

cateatingvegans

We are a community of felinotarian vegans, that is, vegans who eat cats. The vegan diet is good but supplementing B12 is unnatural so instead, we eat a frequently abandoned animal: Cats. It might seem...

reddit.com

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Are you trying to trigger pearl-clutch-ageddon, here?

Do you think these middle-school-level insult-comic-trolls have the sophistication to understand you’re attempting to elevate animals to human levels of moral consideration & not the knee-jerkingest-opposite interpretation of it?

…I’ve got news

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

That’s… not what it means at all.

You seem fun at libraries 👍

Muted.

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Shhhhh don’t tell the “leftists” they’re perpetuating right-wing talking-points, they really hate it.

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Oh boy Hugo, if there’s one thing you can count on Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for, it’s having your analogy *Whooosh💨* right past the cerebral cortex, straight to that amygdala, and barf-out as a cool knee-jerk about you being “racist” or “antisemitic” or “sexually deviant”

Clutch them pearls!

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

What a cunning vegan-point-destroying response 😂

A fucking gif projecting the logic pretzels these corpse-lickers twist for themselves to pretend they’re not super-racist immigrant-abusers implicit in their purchase decisions 🙄

Remember when DCC called Crown Heights a “shithole”? 😂

So MAGA-like

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Meaty-one.

Suggesting a Ⓥegan is hypocritical because “SOCIETAL WRONG COMMITTED” is classic Nirvana Fallacy

No amount of “No, YOU!” Is going to change the fact that our German friend was trying to wriggle-out of culpability for his abhorrent purchase decisions trying to use that vehicle…

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

No, this is you having a hard time bridging the gap between the two logics because you deem one party “worth protecting” and the other “not worth protecting” 👍

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Has anybody noticed that Sister Mary «Soy Rage» Gifs’ trite AI ‘parody’ infers that non-vegans are the ones who are “sexually repressted”?

So… the vegans are getting tons of action?

If you say so 😂

…explains not being able to go more’n 4 posts without mentioning vegan sexuality 🤭

So much cope

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

Hey, have we forgotten that these meat-simps are contributing to a system that subjects a large constituency of undocumented immigrants to psychological trauma… Upticks in domestic violence and pet abuse… All for slowly-decaying flesh nummies 🤷

And they probably think they’re not racist A.F. 😂

🤡🥩🎪

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

“Most people don’t have that option”

No Walmarts here in NYC, but when in Sullivan Cnty we shop there. Ridiculously cheap vegan lifestyle if you’re relying on it for a majority of staples.

Absolute B.S. cope.

@meatflakecopium.bsky.social suggesting 82 cubic liters

Eating a Vegan Diet Reduces Grocery Bill 16%, a Savings of More Than $500 a Year, Finds New Research

Food costs decrease 16% on a low-fat vegan diet, a savings of more than $500 a year, compared to a diet that includes meat, dairy, and other animal products, according to a new analysis from the Physi...

www.pcrm.org

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 19d

You shouldn’t.

Meat’s actually super gross—we only adapted to that shit like 2.5 million years ago… a blip in the grand scheme of primate and hominidae evolution.

There’s a reason our closest cousin on the taxonomic tree still eats only 5% meat, 95% plants. The next-closest only rarely eat bugs…