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I just want a partner who's a little monk who knows who Isaiah Berlin is, DMs open
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Remember when AOC said it was evil and pointless to send troops to California and got this extremely sane and literate response
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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I mean just because we enjoyed it doesn't mean the title wasn't accurate...
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Just because it's called the Murder Forest doesn't mean you're gonna get murdered you said the same thing about Anal Rape Woods and look how much you enjoyed it
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Liam Neeson was horrified by how many parents told him the film convinced them not to let their daughters go to Europe
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Know what was really bad for this discourse?

TAKEN (2008)
and paranoia around sex traffickers behind every hedgerow in middle America in many ways broke the country, Pizzagate, Qanon, Groomers etc it all flows from these kinds of things

and sadly none of it looks like reality of girls who are actually trafficked or helps them.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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in seriousness it is sweet and encouraging that there were cheers in milan for the us team and boos and jeers for the us vice president. that's really nice
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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The Winter Olympics are a lot more about almost dying than the summer ones, tbh
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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luge and skeleton have got to be the most Dudes Fuckin Around sports that ever became professional sports. where the fuck did you do this before they started building these tracks
February 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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someone just told me, a resident of los angeles, that actually i should think about how much money italy is spending on the olympic games instead of public services instead of making little olympics jokes on the internet, and so it is absolutely time to log off of b sky dot app
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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plus he microblogged about being horny for a twink before that was even a thing
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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i do not really care if they edited it later to be honest! this qualifier would not occur to a normal person!
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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hey! that's really bad!
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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omg not the fans failing to blow the olympic flag. a fel omen
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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hungary in italian is ungheria. uruguay in italian is. uruguay
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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the spiral stage as a nod to the road structure of milan's origins as a circular walled city is very cute to me
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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I love this joke so much.
He's discovered the Fountain of Middle Age
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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Oh my god
Naturally, your neurological problems are chronic instead of acute
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Neville Chamberlain, you have failed us once again.
One horrific game you should definitely not play is ranking them in order of likelihood. Because once you've crossed off Brown and May, the mental images start getting really bad
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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legendary thrift pull
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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That's the strangest part of all. Navarro isn't just insulting my intelligence with obvious lies, but assuming I took him at face value, what's the message?

"All those people we told you were criminal scum worthy of deportation are in fact a load-bearing pillar of the American economy."
goddamn freeloading immigrants and their many jobs
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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all of your jokes at the expense of English majors have been noted by the vibe coded AGI basilisk, rotators. you will pay.
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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we should really encourage more trans kids to become doctors, lawyers and upper level corporate suits with disposable income
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Tweets from 1612
disturbing news: a third of America is now infected with the woke mind virus (Spanish)
Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers

"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM