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Daniel Bond
@dwbond.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I made this through the super scientific process of looking for people who had rainbows and locations in their bios until I got to the bare minimum number of people needed: please help me expand it! go.bsky.app/8XZ2aJ2
"How comes Washington has so many gays?" -- the State Department in 1947
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"How comes Washington has so many gays?" -- the State Department in 1947
if you can order the FBI to initiate a seditious conspiracy investigation into six senators, there's no reason not to do the same with six supreme court justices (who are way way less protected)
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
if you can order the FBI to initiate a seditious conspiracy investigation into six senators, there's no reason not to do the same with six supreme court justices (who are way way less protected)
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Tomorrow, Oregon is poised to approve the nation's first statewide model zoning code + become the first state to make it mandatory in cities that underperform their peers on housing production www.sightline.org/2025/12/03/n...
New Oregon Rules Will Re-Legalize Neighborhood Apartments | Sightline Institute
Over time, the state zoning standards make space for tens of thousands more homes in Oregon cities.
www.sightline.org
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Tomorrow, Oregon is poised to approve the nation's first statewide model zoning code + become the first state to make it mandatory in cities that underperform their peers on housing production www.sightline.org/2025/12/03/n...
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Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
what exactly was the series of events that led to Witness for the Prosecution (1957) getting a dub and theatrical release in China this weekend
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
what exactly was the series of events that led to Witness for the Prosecution (1957) getting a dub and theatrical release in China this weekend
what's crazy is this is the same number of seats Democrats had in 2009
"If Democrats see the same shift in Congress next year as they saw in TN-07 Tuesday night, they’d win a landslide victory of 258 seats in the U.S. House."
A recap of tonight's special election in TN-07 (plus a WAY-TOO-EARLY model of the 2026 midterms).
A swing of 13 points would put Dems over 250 seats in the U.S. House. A more reasonable scenario—say, D+6—still gives them the House, and maybe the Senate.
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/what-the-s...
A swing of 13 points would put Dems over 250 seats in the U.S. House. A more reasonable scenario—say, D+6—still gives them the House, and maybe the Senate.
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/what-the-s...
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
what's crazy is this is the same number of seats Democrats had in 2009
there's another auteur who's directed nine films we can turn to
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
there's another auteur who's directed nine films we can turn to
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Stop the count
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Stop the count
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If I saw these ads in the opening level of a sci fi game about eugenics I'd be like "ehhhh maybe too on the nose"
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I saw these ads in the opening level of a sci fi game about eugenics I'd be like "ehhhh maybe too on the nose"
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basically, this whole debacle's side effect is that we get to see digital visual effects breakdowns for the show
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
basically, this whole debacle's side effect is that we get to see digital visual effects breakdowns for the show
fuck fuck fuck
Democratic Rep. Ayanna Pressley passes on U.S. Senate bid and will instead seek reelection representing the Boston area in the House.
Pressley won’t challenge Markey, will run for re-election - The Boston Globe
Nationally known and well-liked among progressives, Representative Pressley was seen as a strong contender for the Senate seat, but told The Globe it wasn't the right time.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
fuck fuck fuck
John Roberts is part of the 56%, but thinks it's freaking awesome
"Do you think President Trump is using his office for personal gain?"
Yes: 56%
No: 32%
YouGov / Dec 1, 2025
Yes: 56%
No: 32%
YouGov / Dec 1, 2025
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
John Roberts is part of the 56%, but thinks it's freaking awesome
the "Toad Sings All I Want For Christmas Is You" video may be down, but "The Muppets Sing Hamilton" video is still up
one of the best artistic expressions of "I have gone insane during the pandemic"
youtu.be/zZzDP-vQXao?...
one of the best artistic expressions of "I have gone insane during the pandemic"
youtu.be/zZzDP-vQXao?...
Hamilton Act 1 but it's Muppets
YouTube video by Ricky Downes III
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the "Toad Sings All I Want For Christmas Is You" video may be down, but "The Muppets Sing Hamilton" video is still up
one of the best artistic expressions of "I have gone insane during the pandemic"
youtu.be/zZzDP-vQXao?...
one of the best artistic expressions of "I have gone insane during the pandemic"
youtu.be/zZzDP-vQXao?...
fourth year in a row? in 2024? hey who was president those four years
just unprosecuted Elon crime 64,827,927, and he still thinks he's the victim
just unprosecuted Elon crime 64,827,927, and he still thinks he's the victim
Elon Musk’s charitable foundation grew larger than ever in 2024. But, for the fourth year in a row, the huge charity failed to give away the minimum amount required by law — and the donations it did make went largely to charities closely tied to Musk himself, who is the world's richest man.
Elon Musk’s Foundation Grows to $14 Billion, but Gives Little to Outsiders
The philanthropy has become one of America’s biggest, but most of its giving went to charities closely tied to the world’s richest man.
nyti.ms
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
fourth year in a row? in 2024? hey who was president those four years
just unprosecuted Elon crime 64,827,927, and he still thinks he's the victim
just unprosecuted Elon crime 64,827,927, and he still thinks he's the victim
The worst YouTube copyright takedown of all time. Christmas without the Toad cover of "All I Want For Christmas" is hardly Christmas at all.
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The worst YouTube copyright takedown of all time. Christmas without the Toad cover of "All I Want For Christmas" is hardly Christmas at all.
Dem leadership: "Strong floor, no ceiling"
The "road work ahead" Vine guy: "What they have is a disease. They have been scourged with the blight of insatiable greed, cursed to an endless pursuit of wealth that will never bring them true happiness."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...
The "road work ahead" Vine guy: "What they have is a disease. They have been scourged with the blight of insatiable greed, cursed to an endless pursuit of wealth that will never bring them true happiness."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Dem leadership: "Strong floor, no ceiling"
The "road work ahead" Vine guy: "What they have is a disease. They have been scourged with the blight of insatiable greed, cursed to an endless pursuit of wealth that will never bring them true happiness."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...
The "road work ahead" Vine guy: "What they have is a disease. They have been scourged with the blight of insatiable greed, cursed to an endless pursuit of wealth that will never bring them true happiness."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...
wild how the Lizza stuff is so badly written, everyone for weeks has been commenting on how it's so badly written, and yet here we are again... I guess he can't tell? is he trying extra hard and still can't crack it? no friends around to give him a proofread? maybe his friends also can't read?
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
wild how the Lizza stuff is so badly written, everyone for weeks has been commenting on how it's so badly written, and yet here we are again... I guess he can't tell? is he trying extra hard and still can't crack it? no friends around to give him a proofread? maybe his friends also can't read?
(1) Rosa DeLauro still pissing off conservatives at 80 🙌
(2) same with Jay Jones, why do these people not get that if you are messaging with a Republican, they are not your friend, they are collecting opposition research
(2) same with Jay Jones, why do these people not get that if you are messaging with a Republican, they are not your friend, they are collecting opposition research
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
(1) Rosa DeLauro still pissing off conservatives at 80 🙌
(2) same with Jay Jones, why do these people not get that if you are messaging with a Republican, they are not your friend, they are collecting opposition research
(2) same with Jay Jones, why do these people not get that if you are messaging with a Republican, they are not your friend, they are collecting opposition research
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Wild advertisement on YouTube
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wild advertisement on YouTube
December 1! Feel the spirit of the season 🎄 youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?...
Folgers Coffee Brother & Sister Home For Christmas 2009 Christmas TV Commercial HD
YouTube video by FM1156
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
December 1! Feel the spirit of the season 🎄 youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?...
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had the intrusive thought that 30 years from now we’re going to have VC funds and military startups named after harry potter stuff and it’s going to be even more annoying than hobbit stuff
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
had the intrusive thought that 30 years from now we’re going to have VC funds and military startups named after harry potter stuff and it’s going to be even more annoying than hobbit stuff
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It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
SOURCES: Michigan State is firing head coach Jonathan Smith, @theathletic.com has learned.
He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).
MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).
MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
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What do people think the 90s were
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What do people think the 90s were