Gruffalo Trace
@gruffalotrace.bsky.social
Refugee from the Bad Place.
Generally sarcastic, sometimes amusing, occasionally serious, generally dull.
Zero life plan. Love a Bourbon. Dark sense of humour. Quiet... normally
maple filtered over there
Generally sarcastic, sometimes amusing, occasionally serious, generally dull.
Zero life plan. Love a Bourbon. Dark sense of humour. Quiet... normally
maple filtered over there
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Gruffalo Trace
@gruffalotrace.bsky.social
· Feb 15
You said the worst thing about getting old would be seeing the spark fade in my eyes.
Who would have thought you'd be the one to put it out.
Who would have thought you'd be the one to put it out.
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You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
The pilgrims were wankers
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The pilgrims were wankers
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The southern coast of California. An oldie but goodie.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The southern coast of California. An oldie but goodie.
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You really should take it personally. They were aware it would hurt you, yet they chose to do it anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You really should take it personally. They were aware it would hurt you, yet they chose to do it anyway.
Today's DIY.
Had a mirror given to me with nothing to hang it up with. Also had old bike bits dotted around.
Bobs your uncle! Like the randomness of this!
Yes the decoration is a state but that's a job too labour intensive for my back and costs too much otherwise!
Had a mirror given to me with nothing to hang it up with. Also had old bike bits dotted around.
Bobs your uncle! Like the randomness of this!
Yes the decoration is a state but that's a job too labour intensive for my back and costs too much otherwise!
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today's DIY.
Had a mirror given to me with nothing to hang it up with. Also had old bike bits dotted around.
Bobs your uncle! Like the randomness of this!
Yes the decoration is a state but that's a job too labour intensive for my back and costs too much otherwise!
Had a mirror given to me with nothing to hang it up with. Also had old bike bits dotted around.
Bobs your uncle! Like the randomness of this!
Yes the decoration is a state but that's a job too labour intensive for my back and costs too much otherwise!
Gad damn you waffle!!!
You lost all my stats 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
You lost all my stats 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Gad damn you waffle!!!
You lost all my stats 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
You lost all my stats 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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These jeans once belonged to Jackie Wilson.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
These jeans once belonged to Jackie Wilson.
The sky outside tonight!!
After I took this I discovered I have an astronomy mode on the camera!!!
Going to have to play one night!
After I took this I discovered I have an astronomy mode on the camera!!!
Going to have to play one night!
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The sky outside tonight!!
After I took this I discovered I have an astronomy mode on the camera!!!
Going to have to play one night!
After I took this I discovered I have an astronomy mode on the camera!!!
Going to have to play one night!
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
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The lighting’s a bit mad, because the outside lights are kicking in, but this is the sky from one of our balconies right now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The lighting’s a bit mad, because the outside lights are kicking in, but this is the sky from one of our balconies right now.
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I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
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I’ve never seen a live badger.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve never seen a live badger.
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Cats are gaslighting pricks.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Cats are gaslighting pricks.
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Ducktrap River smoked salmon,
capers, thinly sliced Bermuda onion,
minced hard boiled egg yolks
& whites (separate), baked Brie
topped with slivered almonds
& honey, toasted baguette, rice
paper French doors, dark tapestries
& 2 kids hiding from the world.
capers, thinly sliced Bermuda onion,
minced hard boiled egg yolks
& whites (separate), baked Brie
topped with slivered almonds
& honey, toasted baguette, rice
paper French doors, dark tapestries
& 2 kids hiding from the world.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ducktrap River smoked salmon,
capers, thinly sliced Bermuda onion,
minced hard boiled egg yolks
& whites (separate), baked Brie
topped with slivered almonds
& honey, toasted baguette, rice
paper French doors, dark tapestries
& 2 kids hiding from the world.
capers, thinly sliced Bermuda onion,
minced hard boiled egg yolks
& whites (separate), baked Brie
topped with slivered almonds
& honey, toasted baguette, rice
paper French doors, dark tapestries
& 2 kids hiding from the world.
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The Crew recommends getting daily morning exercise in one form or another. Cheers!
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Crew recommends getting daily morning exercise in one form or another. Cheers!
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I'm doing weird. Thanks for asking.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm doing weird. Thanks for asking.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Annnnnnnnddddd my back's fucked again 🤬🤬🤬😖😖😖😢😢😢
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Annnnnnnnddddd my back's fucked again 🤬🤬🤬😖😖😖😢😢😢
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The moon doesn't owe me anything, and yet she continues giving.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The moon doesn't owe me anything, and yet she continues giving.