Grumpess
@grumpess.bsky.social
Writer. Misery Enthusiast.
Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.
No DM's as I live in a shit country and refuse to verify my age to use that feature
Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.
No DM's as I live in a shit country and refuse to verify my age to use that feature
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Grumpess
@grumpess.bsky.social
· Jan 15
I have two modes;
1. *cries in cat lady*
2. *meows in cat lady*
1. *cries in cat lady*
2. *meows in cat lady*
Accepting cookies on that website? Consider yourself judged.
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Accepting cookies on that website? Consider yourself judged.
Getting my boyfriend to go into work is an actual job in itself. Underpaid, stressful and I don't like the boss very much at 6am.
January 29, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Getting my boyfriend to go into work is an actual job in itself. Underpaid, stressful and I don't like the boss very much at 6am.
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absolutely not, why the fuck would I want to do that
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 PM
absolutely not, why the fuck would I want to do that
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i'm not a morning person. or an afternoon person. or a person. i'm 8 gallons of iced coffee held together by pure spite and questionable life choices.
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
i'm not a morning person. or an afternoon person. or a person. i'm 8 gallons of iced coffee held together by pure spite and questionable life choices.
There should be a law against checking the news when you can't sleep. Definitely bad for your health.
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
There should be a law against checking the news when you can't sleep. Definitely bad for your health.
Just bought my cat a nappy. Hows your day going?
(Aka diaper for any non British folk)
(Aka diaper for any non British folk)
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Just bought my cat a nappy. Hows your day going?
(Aka diaper for any non British folk)
(Aka diaper for any non British folk)
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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You could probably commit any federal crime if you cover yourself in copies of documents from the Epstein files. The White House and DOJ will completely ignore you.
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
You could probably commit any federal crime if you cover yourself in copies of documents from the Epstein files. The White House and DOJ will completely ignore you.
Just googled 'does too much coconut milk give you diarrhoea'. 2026 is going great.
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Just googled 'does too much coconut milk give you diarrhoea'. 2026 is going great.
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Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
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Giving me the power of invisibility is basically the same thing as telling me it’s finally okay to fuck a platypus, if we’re being honest.
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Giving me the power of invisibility is basically the same thing as telling me it’s finally okay to fuck a platypus, if we’re being honest.
Can't wait for my bloke to start work again so he clips his toenails in his study rather than the living room.
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Can't wait for my bloke to start work again so he clips his toenails in his study rather than the living room.
Happy New Year to everybody I've reposted this year
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy New Year to everybody I've reposted this year
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
Just spent twenty minutes wiping my cats pooey arse, how's your boxing day?
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just spent twenty minutes wiping my cats pooey arse, how's your boxing day?
Oh sweet, a new film adaptation of the Odyssey!
Oh, Matt Damon stars? That's a nope from me
Oh, Matt Damon stars? That's a nope from me
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh sweet, a new film adaptation of the Odyssey!
Oh, Matt Damon stars? That's a nope from me
Oh, Matt Damon stars? That's a nope from me
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You’re too old to pretend you’re not broken. Grow up.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You’re too old to pretend you’re not broken. Grow up.
Disney really are amazing; no other studio could manage to draw out an animated film about two macaws fucking for so long
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Disney really are amazing; no other studio could manage to draw out an animated film about two macaws fucking for so long
Overheard conversation;
"Im going to teach in China for 3 years!"
"Oh awesome, have you been to China before?"
"I've been to Italy"
"Im going to teach in China for 3 years!"
"Oh awesome, have you been to China before?"
"I've been to Italy"
December 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Overheard conversation;
"Im going to teach in China for 3 years!"
"Oh awesome, have you been to China before?"
"I've been to Italy"
"Im going to teach in China for 3 years!"
"Oh awesome, have you been to China before?"
"I've been to Italy"
I also fuckin hate wrapping paper.
Seasons blessings
Seasons blessings
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I also fuckin hate wrapping paper.
Seasons blessings
Seasons blessings
A Christmas message;
I fuckin hate Sellotape
I fuckin hate Sellotape
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
A Christmas message;
I fuckin hate Sellotape
I fuckin hate Sellotape
Shocking 11pm revelation; migraines are rubbish
LykUND Subscryybbb
LykUND Subscryybbb
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Shocking 11pm revelation; migraines are rubbish
LykUND Subscryybbb
LykUND Subscryybbb
I love my boyfriend but if he ever says 'ooof nicely up to temperature' with a smug grin again then I may have to kill him
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I love my boyfriend but if he ever says 'ooof nicely up to temperature' with a smug grin again then I may have to kill him
New clothes! New makeup!
...same old inability to take a decent picture
...same old inability to take a decent picture
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
New clothes! New makeup!
...same old inability to take a decent picture
...same old inability to take a decent picture
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incredibly unprofessional of the vomit hose operator to wear jeans and a t-shirt. completely breaks the 1960's immersion for me
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
incredibly unprofessional of the vomit hose operator to wear jeans and a t-shirt. completely breaks the 1960's immersion for me