GreenSwizzleWooster
@gswooster.bsky.social
Wodehouse, Cake, Art, Theatre, Films, Football, and Sumo. What noisy cats are we.
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Beardy lawyer is on Law & Order.
He's going to lose. He always loses.
He's going to lose. He always loses.
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Beardy lawyer is on Law & Order.
He's going to lose. He always loses.
He's going to lose. He always loses.
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I'm not sure it's the *best*, but I'm in awe that Parry Gripp wrote the couplet "Transporting guinea pigs from point A to point B/Utilizing the latest guinea pig bridge technology."
youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc
youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I'm not sure it's the *best*, but I'm in awe that Parry Gripp wrote the couplet "Transporting guinea pigs from point A to point B/Utilizing the latest guinea pig bridge technology."
youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc
youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc
This should be every day tbh
Happy Bun Day to all who celebrate!
Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!
Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!
Bolludagur; an Icelandic Festival where Kids Spank their Parents for Cream Buns - IcelandDiscover.is
What is Bolludagur, or bun day in Iceland? Learn how to enjoy this delicious festival, and the days that follow it here. Even where to find vegan buns! Delicious!
icelanddiscover.is
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
This should be every day tbh
Italian qualifies going backwards there 😅 #winterolympics
February 16, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Italian qualifies going backwards there 😅 #winterolympics
Slalom even trickier than it looks, it seems.
I don't really understand the red/blue gates of it tbh, looks a bit random which are in play and which aren't. I'm sure there are very strict rules, i just don't know what they are.
#winterolympics
I don't really understand the red/blue gates of it tbh, looks a bit random which are in play and which aren't. I'm sure there are very strict rules, i just don't know what they are.
#winterolympics
February 16, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Slalom even trickier than it looks, it seems.
I don't really understand the red/blue gates of it tbh, looks a bit random which are in play and which aren't. I'm sure there are very strict rules, i just don't know what they are.
#winterolympics
I don't really understand the red/blue gates of it tbh, looks a bit random which are in play and which aren't. I'm sure there are very strict rules, i just don't know what they are.
#winterolympics
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Painting by Helen Parsley ‘The Gate.’
Acrylic on canvas.
Dimensions 60 x 60 cm.
Acrylic on canvas.
Dimensions 60 x 60 cm.
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Painting by Helen Parsley ‘The Gate.’
Acrylic on canvas.
Dimensions 60 x 60 cm.
Acrylic on canvas.
Dimensions 60 x 60 cm.
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Good morning! This week's theme is Soho.
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'Frith Street, Rain' by Jonathan Stewardson
jonathanstewardson.com
👤 @jonathanstewardson.bsky.social
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'Frith Street, Rain' by Jonathan Stewardson
jonathanstewardson.com
👤 @jonathanstewardson.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Good morning! This week's theme is Soho.
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'Frith Street, Rain' by Jonathan Stewardson
jonathanstewardson.com
👤 @jonathanstewardson.bsky.social
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'Frith Street, Rain' by Jonathan Stewardson
jonathanstewardson.com
👤 @jonathanstewardson.bsky.social
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The entire UK diplomatic budget is about £1.4 billion a year. That’s pretty much precisely 0.1% of government spending.
BBC World Service is about £0.25 billion (it should be higher), or 0.02%.
These are rounding errors on rounding errors. Double each and public expenditure wouldn’t twitch.
Mad.
BBC World Service is about £0.25 billion (it should be higher), or 0.02%.
These are rounding errors on rounding errors. Double each and public expenditure wouldn’t twitch.
Mad.
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The entire UK diplomatic budget is about £1.4 billion a year. That’s pretty much precisely 0.1% of government spending.
BBC World Service is about £0.25 billion (it should be higher), or 0.02%.
These are rounding errors on rounding errors. Double each and public expenditure wouldn’t twitch.
Mad.
BBC World Service is about £0.25 billion (it should be higher), or 0.02%.
These are rounding errors on rounding errors. Double each and public expenditure wouldn’t twitch.
Mad.
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...weekly dose of ten good things. Which the algorithm here will kill but posting stuff like this weekly is good for my brain, and I hope a nice Sunday read for you. juderogers.substack.com/p/10-swansea...
10 Swansea Spells, 15 February 2026
Linder's scalpel-sharp art, celebrations with Swansea Modernist, Paul Mescal dancing, Britten and horse-hair harps, and why you must see Sinners
juderogers.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
...weekly dose of ten good things. Which the algorithm here will kill but posting stuff like this weekly is good for my brain, and I hope a nice Sunday read for you. juderogers.substack.com/p/10-swansea...
February 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Some thighs going on in the speed skating here 😬
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Some thighs going on in the speed skating here 😬
The really angry Scottish sports fan somewhere in the block is in full voice today 😬
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The really angry Scottish sports fan somewhere in the block is in full voice today 😬
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Snowboard racing really is amazing fun to watch #winterolympics
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Snowboard racing really is amazing fun to watch #winterolympics
Staying cosy with coffee, treacle tart and the #WinterOlympics
It's not an exciting Sunday, but it's a very enjoyable one.
It's not an exciting Sunday, but it's a very enjoyable one.
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Staying cosy with coffee, treacle tart and the #WinterOlympics
It's not an exciting Sunday, but it's a very enjoyable one.
It's not an exciting Sunday, but it's a very enjoyable one.
Bobsleigh
'Without doubt, one of the best drivers in this contest...'
*immediately bumps wall
#winterolympics
'Without doubt, one of the best drivers in this contest...'
*immediately bumps wall
#winterolympics
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Bobsleigh
'Without doubt, one of the best drivers in this contest...'
*immediately bumps wall
#winterolympics
'Without doubt, one of the best drivers in this contest...'
*immediately bumps wall
#winterolympics
Going to have treacle tart and cream because i can.
Recommended.
Recommended.
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Going to have treacle tart and cream because i can.
Recommended.
Recommended.
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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Working, not begging.
Vendors buy the Big Issue for £2.50 and sell it for £5.
If you pay for the magazine, please take it. It's dignity for the vendor, and it keeps Big Issue alive.
Vendors buy the Big Issue for £2.50 and sell it for £5.
If you pay for the magazine, please take it. It's dignity for the vendor, and it keeps Big Issue alive.
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Working, not begging.
Vendors buy the Big Issue for £2.50 and sell it for £5.
If you pay for the magazine, please take it. It's dignity for the vendor, and it keeps Big Issue alive.
Vendors buy the Big Issue for £2.50 and sell it for £5.
If you pay for the magazine, please take it. It's dignity for the vendor, and it keeps Big Issue alive.
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If you like making love to music, put on a live album. That way, you get applause every two to four minutes.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you like making love to music, put on a live album. That way, you get applause every two to four minutes.