Brian Anderson
@bganderson.bsky.social
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What can I do to help you become the person you want to be? Profile pic taken in Québec City. Banner pic taken at Alfred University. he/him
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bganderson.bsky.social
Conversely, back when they were together, Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi were my example of "Couples who don't look like they belong to the same species."
bganderson.bsky.social
Well, now I'm thinking back to my organizational behavior classes and thinking about how different motivational levers could be used for espionage.

I don't think that was the intended lesson.
bganderson.bsky.social
You know, one of the main things about having to learn academic writing is that it forces you to *organize* information and determine a specific thesis to state and defend. That's really what college is about, regardless of your major: presentation and discussion of information in a critical sense.
spookypooka.bsky.social
Being able to crank out and/or make up shit of an adequate quality in a short amount of time on your own is such an important skill and I am NOT kidding.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
bganderson.bsky.social
In the mid-90s, we introduced a friend to the Web, and he decided to search for his favorite animal: bears.

He learned a lot quickly.
fwordleproblems.bsky.social
Remember the thing about how younger Gen X and elder Millennials were somewhat inoculated because we got to absorb Internet at the right age and at the right intensity, more or less? But that boomers and younger folks were utterly vulnerable and went insane? They didn't have the antibodies?
tmbhmltn.bsky.social
Oh hell ya someone got Trump into the weird anti-circumcision stuff. Keep talking about baby dicks sir! People will love that!
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antlervel.vet
“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted
bganderson.bsky.social
One of my favorite Bradbury quotes, from "Zen in the Art of Writing," is: "We never sit anything out. We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out."
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
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sarahmargs.bsky.social
U just need to know 3 words to get an English degree:
- ostensibly
- aesthetic
- posits
bganderson.bsky.social
I got into the office and *part* of the building doesn't have power. This seems like a problem that would be either very easy or very difficult to fix.
bganderson.bsky.social
There are in fact salespeople who take GGR as a good training tool.
bganderson.bsky.social
This one? I remember it from the Virginia earthquake, the only earthquake I personally have experienced.
A plastic lawn chair is tipped over. It says 8-23-11 (the date of an earthquake being felt throughout the eastern USA), with the words "Never forget."
bganderson.bsky.social
Best review I've read since the one that said Twelve Angry Men would be improved if you knew for sure whether the defendant was guilty or not.
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interurbanera.bsky.social
Easily the coolest desk I've ever seen in my life, all steam bent plywood in high Art Moderne style.

Check out how the drawers are made!
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bganderson.bsky.social
I have wept that I shall never write a line as good as Parry Gripp's "Transporting guinea pigs from point A to point B/Utilizing the latest guinea pig bridge technology." youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc?...
bganderson.bsky.social
Coming soon: Lauren and Brian tell stories about the old days of the 1990s and 2000s when they tied onions to their belts, as was the style at the time.
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unicornosis.bsky.social
An idea came to me in a dream that Columbo is not so much a cop as he is a ronin*

*masterless samurai
bganderson.bsky.social
I feel like Willie Dixon needs to be mentioned as important, even if he's not best known as an artist in his own right.
bganderson.bsky.social
You could use it for rating music or fizzy drinks.
bganderson.bsky.social
It's short and memorable! That's better than a lot of email addresses.
bganderson.bsky.social
With luck it's closer to "Braindead" ( youtu.be/3uxf--fGOzw ) and not as upsetting as "Meet the Feebles" ( clip not provided due to emotional trauma ).
Brain-Dead (Dead-Alive) - I Kick Arse For The Lord!
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