Caroline
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If These Walls Could Talk 33 1/3
Not loving this trend of goys telling me I'm a dumb/bad Jew for knowing genocide is bad even when Israel does it
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Not loving this trend of goys telling me I'm a dumb/bad Jew for knowing genocide is bad even when Israel does it
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
I'm sorry, no BEVERLY HILLS colorist is comping that 2-3 hour blonde appointment for any reason ever...I'm about to go down a terrible ig rabbit hole of BH colorists now aren't I
A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm sorry, no BEVERLY HILLS colorist is comping that 2-3 hour blonde appointment for any reason ever...I'm about to go down a terrible ig rabbit hole of BH colorists now aren't I
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I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
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ANYONE, PLEASE: No. That response is unacceptable. It's absurd. Of course you know that Pete Hegseth is accused of ordering these murders of people on boats in the Caribbean.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
ANYONE, PLEASE: No. That response is unacceptable. It's absurd. Of course you know that Pete Hegseth is accused of ordering these murders of people on boats in the Caribbean.
This headline is criminally misleading, really speaks to the editorial decision making knowing most people won't read the article to see the actual *news* which is: the FDA under RFK Jr is making shit up that's gonna kill people. That's your headline.
The NYT definitely made a choice not to add “without evidence” to this headline.
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This headline is criminally misleading, really speaks to the editorial decision making knowing most people won't read the article to see the actual *news* which is: the FDA under RFK Jr is making shit up that's gonna kill people. That's your headline.
I long for the time (yesterday) when I didn't get this joke
Our love grew quickly, like bamboo. But distrust quickly spread underneath it, like the roots of bamboo. Looking back, I was naive. Green. The color of, you guessed it, more bamboo.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I long for the time (yesterday) when I didn't get this joke
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A fun game is to go into the Epstein email docs and search for the names of people who have personally made policy decisions that hurt you or your loved ones.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A fun game is to go into the Epstein email docs and search for the names of people who have personally made policy decisions that hurt you or your loved ones.
Clearly not enough people watched the German scifi horror series Cassandra cause they came home from work and their wife was watching it and they got sucked in and learned what happens when a scientist tries to imbue a computer with his wife's consciousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Clearly not enough people watched the German scifi horror series Cassandra cause they came home from work and their wife was watching it and they got sucked in and learned what happens when a scientist tries to imbue a computer with his wife's consciousness
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
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So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
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Substack should be the name of a domme's polycule, not a newsletter platform.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Substack should be the name of a domme's polycule, not a newsletter platform.
Why aren't all Dems just showing up & declaring the session open, voting on shit, swearing in who needs to be sworn in, that's how government works now! You just say something unconstitutional is constitutional, something illegal is legal. If all Dems 👍 a bill, say it passed unanimously!
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Why aren't all Dems just showing up & declaring the session open, voting on shit, swearing in who needs to be sworn in, that's how government works now! You just say something unconstitutional is constitutional, something illegal is legal. If all Dems 👍 a bill, say it passed unanimously!
Natl involvement is fucking everything up, Bernie threw his whole weight behind Platner like 5mins into his run & ME thought omg he's The One, & now w/o him think Mills is a foregone conclusion w/Schumer help. When a phony lovebombs you for a month you drop him & move on! Let the primary play out!
The Democratic primary in this race will be held fully eight months from now in June 2026, there are nine active Democratic candidates, and there could be more! Even the filing deadline is still months away (March 15, I believe). I don’t get the PSA crew adopting a bunker mentality this early.
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Natl involvement is fucking everything up, Bernie threw his whole weight behind Platner like 5mins into his run & ME thought omg he's The One, & now w/o him think Mills is a foregone conclusion w/Schumer help. When a phony lovebombs you for a month you drop him & move on! Let the primary play out!
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"Oh so there's no path to redemption?" Sure there is. Most paths to redemption don't run through the U.S. Senate, though. Go, live a good life. Farm oysters. Diminish and go into the East and be an always improving Graham Platner. Do not be a Senator. And remove that fucking tat.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"Oh so there's no path to redemption?" Sure there is. Most paths to redemption don't run through the U.S. Senate, though. Go, live a good life. Farm oysters. Diminish and go into the East and be an always improving Graham Platner. Do not be a Senator. And remove that fucking tat.
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Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.
All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."
It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."
It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.
All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."
It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."
It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
Hey what happens when somebody barfs in a Waymo
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hey what happens when somebody barfs in a Waymo
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The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal
October 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal
Turns out it took schadenfreude to finally motivate me to subscribe😎
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October 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Turns out it took schadenfreude to finally motivate me to subscribe😎
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i took a stab at editing ezra klein’s most recent comments about trans people and electoral politics to make a point often lost by the american liberal commentariat
![Klein: I think, from your perspective and from my perspective, we probably don’t believe hugely different things. But a huge amount of the country, a majority of the country, believes things about [edit: the jews], about what policy should be toward [edit: the jews], about what language is acceptable to [edit: the jews], that we would see as fundamentally and morally wrong.
And what politically — not in a column or something, but politically — should our relationship with those people be? Do we win them over? Do we compromise with them?
This feels like a very salient question. The Republican Party is going to make sure this is a relentlessly salient question.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qqx7bauacsfwi7yufzfqio32/bafkreifs4mi34rjqmefdfpu42ms3nwz7h4ldmccn6xggr366kwlhxelq74@jpeg)
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i took a stab at editing ezra klein’s most recent comments about trans people and electoral politics to make a point often lost by the american liberal commentariat
@senangusking.bsky.social @pingree.house.gov @golden.house.gov will you instruct local law enforcement to protect Maine residents from ICE violating our constitutional rights & committing assault & kidnapping? They're escalating violence against civilians, we need elected officials' dramatic action.
A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.
September 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@senangusking.bsky.social @pingree.house.gov @golden.house.gov will you instruct local law enforcement to protect Maine residents from ICE violating our constitutional rights & committing assault & kidnapping? They're escalating violence against civilians, we need elected officials' dramatic action.
I stg if any WNBA players get raptured tomorrow I'm gonna lose it
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I stg if any WNBA players get raptured tomorrow I'm gonna lose it
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Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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If it was possible to pick up Republican voters at scale by being more moderate and representing the center of politics, we would've won 2016 & 2024, and 2020 would've been a massive blowout creating a Congressional supermajority.
It doesn't work in a polarized electorate!
It doesn't work in a polarized electorate!
The idea that if you make Dems a little more Republican, Republicans will vote Dem is what’s breaking us. And it doesn’t even work!
I genuinely cannot believe that Ezra Klein said we should run pro-life candidates in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri; three states that recently held abortion referendums where the pro-choice side won!
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If it was possible to pick up Republican voters at scale by being more moderate and representing the center of politics, we would've won 2016 & 2024, and 2020 would've been a massive blowout creating a Congressional supermajority.
It doesn't work in a polarized electorate!
It doesn't work in a polarized electorate!