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Amazing scenes in the carpark today.
April 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Yates's on a Saturday night.
March 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
February 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Oh. I forgot to mention. I was murdered today.

We had tradesmen in—you know, people with Proper Jobs that involve hammers & knowing things instead of emails & whimsy—and one of them helped moved my TV. As we did, the Robotnik from my Lego Sonic set fell over. "Oh," he said, "your toy's fallen down"
February 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The one thing Facebook is good for is learning which of your high school friends would've given away Anne Frank's hiding spot.
January 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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When your husband is getting inaugurated at 5 but you have to kill Roger Rabbit at 6.
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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It's been a terrible week. A terrible, terrible week. The worst people on earth are full of energy and vigour, the best are defined by anxiety and self-doubt. Here are three simple rules to surviving the next four years, because by God we'll need them iandunt.substack.com/p/a-little-b...
A little bit of hope after a terrible week
A survival guide to the next four years.
iandunt.substack.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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🚨 People of Norwich! Ad company Wildstone want to install a huge 40' wide digital billboard in our pedestrianised historic city centre.

Please get your objections in to this gargantuan slice of dystopia 🙏 - our city is better than this!

@adfreecities.bsky.social

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
24/01483/A | Object to Digital Screen on Haymarket
Help stop huge new digital advertising screen on Haymarket Wildstone are hoping to install a huge digital advertising screen above Mountain Warehouse, on Haymarket. View full application (or sear...
docs.google.com
January 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Tragically missing out on the chance to commemorate in drone form the biggest story of 2024 (The destruction of the Cpt Tom Memorial Spa)
January 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Cheesy pineapple, anyone?
(It’s how we roll in Ladybird land)

Happy New Year 🥂
December 31, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Sorry, a bit late for you to gather all the ingredients for tomorrow’s menu but hopefully your cooks and maids will do it all. (Menu for the day - 1911)
December 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
December 25, 2024 at 9:36 AM
A full house tonight has relegated me to… the utility room. But handy if I need an ice cream in the night. #duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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The memes around this case - which seem to be cohering into a fully-fledged folk iconography - are going to make someone a remarkable PhD thesis. The first chapter could be on this post and the replies to it alone.
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 20, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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🎶 She's making a list,
She's all rag and bone,
A skeleton horse singing outside your home,
Mari Lwyd is coming to town 🎶
December 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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The older I get, the more I wonder at those who capture the blunt, angry numbness of grief. Not just the sorrow; the emptiness, the rage. The tiring, tedious business of running on the spot.

I wish Brian comfort, and only hope he knows how many people his words will reach, and help.
What a letter.
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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Peculiar Terrace (painting)
December 8, 2024 at 11:43 AM
@benjamta.bsky.social it’s not just us…
My family has a tradition, when anyone mentions a “general plan”or a “major dispute” to formally salute. This has now spread to my friendship group and has lead me to quickly, quietly saluting ‘general rubbish’ bins when by myself.
December 7, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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Maybe because middle class women of a certain age are in a position to call out this shit without fear of losing a salary they need. And can do it on behalf of young women starting out in their careers who are just as sick of this shit but can’t say anything because they need to earn a living.
December 1, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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It’s an annual tradition, a free to download and print for yourself Advent calendar. This year it’s an Aardvent calendar.
2024 Aardvent is here to download
It's a gift from us, all we ask is that you:
-enjoy it
-share the link with friends and get them to do it too
-don't sell it, alter it or use any of the images for anything else.
-download and use at your own risk
M&K xx
www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2024-a...
November 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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If #bluesky is an echo chamber, then let it be filled with the weirdest, nerdiest content!

The mummified hand of an executed criminal holding a candle made from human fat was once believed to render a person who carried it invisible. It was called the “Hand of Glory.” This one's from Whitby Museum.
November 22, 2024 at 10:03 PM