HammHawk
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Donald Trump does not have one single, solitary redeeming characteristic. He is human garbage.
Grateful I have New Orleans
Grateful I have New Orleans
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Eating Doritos with chopsticks is such a baller move. And watching curling on a Wednesday morning instead of school is the LIFE! These kids are winning.
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Eating Doritos with chopsticks is such a baller move. And watching curling on a Wednesday morning instead of school is the LIFE! These kids are winning.
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Haven't seen the Melania doc directed by Brett Ratner yet, so I won't rush to judgement until several months ago when I first heard there was going to be a Melania doc directed by Brett Ratner.
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Haven't seen the Melania doc directed by Brett Ratner yet, so I won't rush to judgement until several months ago when I first heard there was going to be a Melania doc directed by Brett Ratner.
The Onion has always. been the champ at commentary that could be insensitive but is actually warm and humane. Better than ever, and I've been a reader almost since it started...
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen — theonion.com/trump-allege...
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen — theonion.com/trump-allege...
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid...
theonion.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The Onion has always. been the champ at commentary that could be insensitive but is actually warm and humane. Better than ever, and I've been a reader almost since it started...
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen — theonion.com/trump-allege...
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen — theonion.com/trump-allege...
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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#AcademicSky #PsychSciSky #placebo
Thinking about how your participants experience your experiment is a good thing.
Thinking about how your participants experience your experiment is a good thing.
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
#AcademicSky #PsychSciSky #placebo
Thinking about how your participants experience your experiment is a good thing.
Thinking about how your participants experience your experiment is a good thing.
These weak-assed wingnuts are sooo excited that they can use epithets with minimal consequence.
Ironic that musk (who has ASD) is largely responsible for the trend
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
Ironic that musk (who has ASD) is largely responsible for the trend
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
The ‘R-Word’ Returns, Dismaying Those Who Fought to Oust It
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
These weak-assed wingnuts are sooo excited that they can use epithets with minimal consequence.
Ironic that musk (who has ASD) is largely responsible for the trend
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
Ironic that musk (who has ASD) is largely responsible for the trend
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
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Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means
Decided to do a shot every time Romo or Nance said “conditions,” and now I think I’m blind for life
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Decided to do a shot every time Romo or Nance said “conditions,” and now I think I’m blind for life
Sorry, little buddy, I don't know why #NYTSpellingBee won't accept you either...
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Sorry, little buddy, I don't know why #NYTSpellingBee won't accept you either...
I genuinely wonder what it's like when she goes home.
Does she continue to insist it's true, or does she confide in her loved ones that she knows she's full of shit?
Do they tell her it's ok, or do they ask her how she can sleep at night?
Either way, she's an awful person
Does she continue to insist it's true, or does she confide in her loved ones that she knows she's full of shit?
Do they tell her it's ok, or do they ask her how she can sleep at night?
Either way, she's an awful person
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I genuinely wonder what it's like when she goes home.
Does she continue to insist it's true, or does she confide in her loved ones that she knows she's full of shit?
Do they tell her it's ok, or do they ask her how she can sleep at night?
Either way, she's an awful person
Does she continue to insist it's true, or does she confide in her loved ones that she knows she's full of shit?
Do they tell her it's ok, or do they ask her how she can sleep at night?
Either way, she's an awful person
I guess he's never seen The Player! (script from www.script-o-rama.com/movie_script...)
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I guess he's never seen The Player! (script from www.script-o-rama.com/movie_script...)
Somehow I doubt this prick ever spends any time in the city, but if he does, may he never have a spit-free meal or drink served to him, and I hope a sousaphone conks him right out at a parade
Sam Madi moving forward with massive rent hikes for former Habitat for Humanity tenants, including those living in Musicians Village
www.nola.com/gambit/news/...
www.nola.com/gambit/news/...
Sam Madi moving forward with massive rent hikes for former Habitat for Humanity tenants
The new landlord of eight apartments in Musicians’ Village in New Orleans will not be holding off on rent increases for a year, according to a City of New Orleans housing official. “Mr. Madi stated th...
www.nola.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Somehow I doubt this prick ever spends any time in the city, but if he does, may he never have a spit-free meal or drink served to him, and I hope a sousaphone conks him right out at a parade
Wow, is this brilliant.
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic
Hi, my name’s Kyle. Yes, I get in whatever lane has fewer cars and then merge. I merge late so others can practice forgiveness. I don’t see it as c...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Wow, is this brilliant.
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
“Lesser of two evils” is why you root for Chicago over the Rams
It’s NOT why you don’t vote…
It’s NOT why you don’t vote…
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
“Lesser of two evils” is why you root for Chicago over the Rams
It’s NOT why you don’t vote…
It’s NOT why you don’t vote…
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“verbal assaults,” heh you fucking babies.
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“verbal assaults,” heh you fucking babies.
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
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it's obvious to a lot of people how bad Stephen Miller is, no real reason to call this a "shocking interview" except that cable news poltroons are not equipped to cope with America right now
www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...
www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...
Danish Politician Accuses Stephen Miller of Having ‘Mentality of a Rapist’ Towards Greenland in Shocking MS NOW Interview
Alex Witt offered up an on-air disclaimer after a member of Denmark's parliament made a shocking statement about chief White House aid Stephen Miller.
www.mediaite.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
it's obvious to a lot of people how bad Stephen Miller is, no real reason to call this a "shocking interview" except that cable news poltroons are not equipped to cope with America right now
www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...
www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...
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I have some bad news for the Truth Social community.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I have some bad news for the Truth Social community.
Gessen calls it what it is. We should all be paying more attention.
One Year of Trump. The Time to Act Is Now, While We Still Can. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/o...
One Year of Trump. The Time to Act Is Now, While We Still Can. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/o...
Opinion | One Year of Trump. The Time to Act Is Now, While We Still Can.
www.nytimes.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Gessen calls it what it is. We should all be paying more attention.
One Year of Trump. The Time to Act Is Now, While We Still Can. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/o...
One Year of Trump. The Time to Act Is Now, While We Still Can. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/o...
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
Folks, this is what we call weaponizing the Streisand Effect for personal gain!
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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An NFL Player Sued His Ex-Wife Over a Privates Revelation. The Case Could Be Huge.
The lawsuit could be as legally significant as it is titillating.
slate.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Folks, this is what we call weaponizing the Streisand Effect for personal gain!
slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
ESPN keeps apologizing for the technical difficulties preventing multiple cameras from working in the KU-ISU game, but I love it.
You can actually see the off-ball action!
You can actually see the off-ball action!
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
ESPN keeps apologizing for the technical difficulties preventing multiple cameras from working in the KU-ISU game, but I love it.
You can actually see the off-ball action!
You can actually see the off-ball action!
Some of us are old enough to remember when conservatives derided officials who conducted a federal raid of legitimately illegal compounds as "jackbooted thugs," and now they support these goons doing whatever they want to American citizens.
Pathetic fascist sadists
Pathetic fascist sadists
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Some of us are old enough to remember when conservatives derided officials who conducted a federal raid of legitimately illegal compounds as "jackbooted thugs," and now they support these goons doing whatever they want to American citizens.
Pathetic fascist sadists
Pathetic fascist sadists