Official Account of the Real Kristen
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🌎📍VA, USA | ♀️🏳️🌈✊
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
Absolutely fucking right on brother
nobody cool is spending money in 2026. we're walking in the woods, playing games outside, playing games inside, reading books from the library, pirating movies and shows, going to the park, walking around town, ripping movies from library DVDs and uploading to torrent sites,
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Absolutely fucking right on brother
WHERE MY GIRLS AT???
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
WHERE MY GIRLS AT???
Even though it's based on the fucked up Gregorian calendar, I find magic in the reset vibes that New Year's Eve gives off. The upcoming year is stuffed with promise and it's both awesome and horrible all at the same time...a whole Schrödinger's cat situation.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Even though it's based on the fucked up Gregorian calendar, I find magic in the reset vibes that New Year's Eve gives off. The upcoming year is stuffed with promise and it's both awesome and horrible all at the same time...a whole Schrödinger's cat situation.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Unfriend, unfollow, and tell them what a piece of shit they are.
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Unfriend, unfollow, and tell them what a piece of shit they are.
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in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail
This is the way 🙏
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is the way 🙏
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ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet
October 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet
Now that we're all done with the feel-goods, I am BEGGING you to realize that the work isn't done yet!! Protests aren't enough, voting isn't enough...these are steam valves the ruling class offers us to blow off steam.
Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.
Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.
October 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Now that we're all done with the feel-goods, I am BEGGING you to realize that the work isn't done yet!! Protests aren't enough, voting isn't enough...these are steam valves the ruling class offers us to blow off steam.
Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.
Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.
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Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”
Y'all this is FUCKED UP!!! This is our president?????
And in doing so validates every drop of today
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Y'all this is FUCKED UP!!! This is our president?????
Stay weird Portland 🤪🌈
Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Stay weird Portland 🤪🌈
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I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.
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[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!
October 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!
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“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow
October 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow
Once again I am BEGGING YOU to read 1984!! Hell, watch one of the movies! Just hear the message and see how it resonates today 👀
September 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Once again I am BEGGING YOU to read 1984!! Hell, watch one of the movies! Just hear the message and see how it resonates today 👀
Perfectionists don't need to hear "less is more"...we need to hear "less is fine"
September 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Perfectionists don't need to hear "less is more"...we need to hear "less is fine"
Ask and the Internet shall provide! 🙏
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ask and the Internet shall provide! 🙏
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum ✊
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum ✊
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America is not a free country.
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
America is not a free country.
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Believe in truth.
To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.
Timothy Snyder
“On Tyranny”
Lesson 10
To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.
Timothy Snyder
“On Tyranny”
Lesson 10
September 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Believe in truth.
To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.
Timothy Snyder
“On Tyranny”
Lesson 10
To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.
Timothy Snyder
“On Tyranny”
Lesson 10
I look forward to the day people finally start punching UP.
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I look forward to the day people finally start punching UP.
So do y'all think Trump will issue an apology for dragging the left in his ode to CK or nah?
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So do y'all think Trump will issue an apology for dragging the left in his ode to CK or nah?