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Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
She/her. hot sad jewish lady.
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.

my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
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Gotten an influx of new Bluesky followers on here since the dead bird site is tanking so here’s an introduction post:

Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
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delicious death
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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A note from our CEO Andy Hunter expressing our gratitude for our extended book family and stressing the importance of supporting independent bookstores this holiday season and beyond 💜
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
thinking about wicked for good and while I truly enjoyed watching the movie, is Jon m chu allergic to fleshing out side characters in his movies or what
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
finally registered for B’more AWP since I’m like, presenting on a panel and stuff ✌️

if yall are looking for a hot depressed Jewish girl to read bits of essays and horror novel at yr offsite, hmu
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Good times
August 28, 2023 at 7:33 PM
mentally I’m here
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
going on a cruise in February & I am really living up to my coastal Jewish grandma dreams
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
watched Wicked For Good and was almost expecting Samuel L Jackson to show up in post-credits saying he’s assembling a team
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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every DND campaign with a maxed out charisma build character inevitably leads to this
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
every DND campaign with a maxed out charisma build character inevitably leads to this
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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It’s widely known (and, I think, pretty uncontroversial) that learning requires effort — specifically, if you don’t have to work at getting the knowledge, it won’t stick.

Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.

Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Willing to do an interview with me? Want to pitch a review somewhere? Have me on your podcast? All three are great options. I am just saying.
I know everything is trash but books are still good. My book is up for pre-order and id be grateful if you want to read it 🥺 will link to a few places in thread
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, mailed 1910.
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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anyway only I’m allowed to shit on my hometown because despite it all I do have a small soft spot. it’s under hundreds of waxy layers of anger and frustration but it’s still there baybeee
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
James and I have lived in Roanoke for a little over a year now and while SW VA definitely has its faults and deep rooted issues, I personally feel so much happier here compared to the 33 years of living in my shitty evangelical Xtian right-wing infested hometown
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Hey you, keep going! You have to do this for the rest of your life anyway!
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sure I’m a thirty four year old woman but man if I don’t giggle like a preteen every time I see the sign for The Good Feet Store….like….how good are those feet
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM