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hellonewman000.bsky.social @hellonewman000.bsky.social · 6h

If it turns out that cancer rates go up because the Epstein Ball Room is being built without permits and inspections and asbestos dust is being breathed in by everyone in the vicinity, I do not want my government paying out a dime to future victims. Sue the Trumps!

hellonewman000.bsky.social @hellonewman000.bsky.social · 6h

If this whole Crypto thing collapses I do not want my government bailing out these gamblers. Their losses should not be rewarded by tax deductions.

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hellonewman000.bsky.social @hellonewman000.bsky.social · 10h

A little help?

I spent my life savings on a stock called DJT on Feb 28 2022.

I think it was a steal at $97.54 a share.

How am I doing? Can I retire yet?

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Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe.bsky.social · 14d

MOTHERLAND is finally out today! And she's a finalist for the National Book Award.

Get your copy today!

bookshop.org/p/books/moth...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9d

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide....

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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 9d

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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 11d

New 20 dollar bill is here.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11d

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces https://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/

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Antifa's Side Chick @postmodernmortem.bsky.social · 12d

The real President Autopen

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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 12d

The White House was first destroyed on August 24, 1814, when British troops set fire to it during the War of 1812. The second time is by an American president.

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auntmeme @auntmeme.bsky.social · 13d

The holiday season is coming. Many of you take your families down to Florida for Disney theme parks and beaches. Florida doesn't deserve you or your money. MAGA has destroyed this state. #wtpBLUE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #VoteBlueforOurFuture

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hellonewman000.bsky.social @hellonewman000.bsky.social · 15d

Good advertisement for Volvo!

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Your pissed off grandma @anomaly100.bsky.social · 16d

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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 15d

“I couldn't care less what he thinks about me. He's the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he'd be consigned to the trash heap of history."

Bruce Springsteen on Trump

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18d

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/

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MSW Media @mswmedia.com · 18d

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 18d

SALEM'S LOT turns 50 as of today. Didn't know until my pal (and co-writer) Rich Chizmar told me.

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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 21d

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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 20d

Good Morning.

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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 22d

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22d

The new trailer for THE RUNNING MAN is up. My IT guy will post it. I don't "get" posting on Bluesky. That's okay. I've seen the movie, and it's a balls-to-the-wall thrill ride. The feel is like a modern-day DIE HARD.

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hellonewman000.bsky.social @hellonewman000.bsky.social · 25d

Proud to be Norwegian ☝️🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

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Repugs R Stinky @artfulscribe.bsky.social · 27d

Gotta luv them Red States, bless their pointed little heads.

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hellonewman000.bsky.social @hellonewman000.bsky.social · 27d

Hitler filmed everything too.

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Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · Oct 5

I apologize

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