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@herbstwebber.bsky.social
goody goody muffin face stan 👸🏻
twitter: @herbstwebber
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twitter: @herbstwebber
yt: @goodygoodymuffinface
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Blanche: I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfBlanche
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfBlanche
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Blanche: I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfBlanche
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfBlanche
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
I HATE PHILLY @goldinmydna.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I HATE PHILLY @goldinmydna.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I want to meet the man Leslie stole from Peaches and his name better be Herb.
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I want to meet the man Leslie stole from Peaches and his name better be Herb.
A car siren but it just screams bloody murder when you’re driving in my blind spot
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A car siren but it just screams bloody murder when you’re driving in my blind spot
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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lindsey halligan can go back to her previous job as an extra on dynasty
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
lindsey halligan can go back to her previous job as an extra on dynasty
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We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
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I would rather clean an Arby’s bathroom with my bare hands.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I would rather clean an Arby’s bathroom with my bare hands.
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how do you become uninformed and non-contemplative it looks delightful
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
how do you become uninformed and non-contemplative it looks delightful
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*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy
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your honor may i be excused on the grounds that i'm not in the mood
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
your honor may i be excused on the grounds that i'm not in the mood
ty for the birthday wishes! 🎈🥳
*goes back into hiding*
*goes back into hiding*
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ty for the birthday wishes! 🎈🥳
*goes back into hiding*
*goes back into hiding*
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On a lighter note, if you don’t know Olivia Dean … run and listen to her music. It will put you in a really good mood. 🔥🔥🔥
Olivia Dean - A Couple Minutes (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Olivia Dean
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November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
On a lighter note, if you don’t know Olivia Dean … run and listen to her music. It will put you in a really good mood. 🔥🔥🔥
BEEN IN FIVE QUEUES FOR FOUR CITIES SINCE 10AM BUT I GOT FLOOR MADISON SQUARE GARDEN SEAT KISS MY ASS TICKETMASTER YOU WILL CRUMBLE
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
BEEN IN FIVE QUEUES FOR FOUR CITIES SINCE 10AM BUT I GOT FLOOR MADISON SQUARE GARDEN SEAT KISS MY ASS TICKETMASTER YOU WILL CRUMBLE
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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text “STOP” just to feel something
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
text “STOP” just to feel something
