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My highlight of this morning will be when I get my cup of coffee and go out on the back porch to smoke in the fog.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My highlight of this morning will be when I get my cup of coffee and go out on the back porch to smoke in the fog.
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
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While The Pie Piper conjures itself from the pleasure of refusal of payment from services rendered, Stilts of Skin is borne from the greed of the wealthy.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
While The Pie Piper conjures itself from the pleasure of refusal of payment from services rendered, Stilts of Skin is borne from the greed of the wealthy.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.
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Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
I had a dream Patti LuPone wore high crotch pants which revealed she only had a two foot torso.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I had a dream Patti LuPone wore high crotch pants which revealed she only had a two foot torso.
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🎵A little brains, a little talent…🎶
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🎵A little brains, a little talent…🎶
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
I WILL bully the pope into wearing a taller hat.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I WILL bully the pope into wearing a taller hat.
I’m not 100% sure what is happening in this movie, but I’m almost certain this woman fucked a monster until cum came out her ears.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m not 100% sure what is happening in this movie, but I’m almost certain this woman fucked a monster until cum came out her ears.
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
Where is my Anna Wintour wig?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Where is my Anna Wintour wig?
I cannot express to you how much I hate HAVING to eat. Why can’t it just be a hobby? Hunger is so inconvenient.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I cannot express to you how much I hate HAVING to eat. Why can’t it just be a hobby? Hunger is so inconvenient.
Smoking is not healthy for you. But, considering how the world is dying and, by proxy, so are we as a species…
…light’em if you got’em.
…light’em if you got’em.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Smoking is not healthy for you. But, considering how the world is dying and, by proxy, so are we as a species…
…light’em if you got’em.
…light’em if you got’em.
Death, Gape, Girlcock.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
first three words you see describes your 2026
(➡️⬇️)
(➡️⬇️)
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Death, Gape, Girlcock.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
Goddamn, them kids got ugly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Goddamn, them kids got ugly.
Lately I have been commenting on the pope’s Instagram account and telling him to wear taller mitres.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Lately I have been commenting on the pope’s Instagram account and telling him to wear taller mitres.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
I just think if you are god’s representative on earth, you should have the tallest hat.
So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
Dick Cheney is dead. Good.
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dick Cheney is dead. Good.
You ever wake up and realise that is going to be the highlight of the day?
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You ever wake up and realise that is going to be the highlight of the day?
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This wasn’t meant to sound as depressing as it does.
I always worry about commenting or replying to people because they may think I’m insufferable, when in actuality I need to realise that no one thinks about me at all.
October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This wasn’t meant to sound as depressing as it does.
I always worry about commenting or replying to people because they may think I’m insufferable, when in actuality I need to realise that no one thinks about me at all.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I always worry about commenting or replying to people because they may think I’m insufferable, when in actuality I need to realise that no one thinks about me at all.
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I got a review code for this, so we're diving into *another* gas station game, haha! Only this time we're hunting for anomalies that stifle our capitalistic dreams. Before Exit: Gas Station is what it's called and I'll be live tonight at 7:30pm to have a giggle and hang out, if you'd care to join x
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I got a review code for this, so we're diving into *another* gas station game, haha! Only this time we're hunting for anomalies that stifle our capitalistic dreams. Before Exit: Gas Station is what it's called and I'll be live tonight at 7:30pm to have a giggle and hang out, if you'd care to join x
Resident Evil is important to humanity because it teaches younger generations about typewriters.
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Resident Evil is important to humanity because it teaches younger generations about typewriters.
I’ve been having a rough mental
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
October 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’ve been having a rough mental
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
day, but then I keep thinking of the comment “ham and bean worcestershire from super big naturals” and that keeps me going.
New Game + should have been the experience from the start. They shot this game in the foot by locking everything behind a first playthrough.
Finished the play-through of Silent Hill f, got the first ending…
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
New Game + should have been the experience from the start. They shot this game in the foot by locking everything behind a first playthrough.