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McGuffin
@hitchkitty.bsky.social
Gamer, foodie, fantasy fan
Got some nice Kirby Krackle going.
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'll go further.

They elected him *specifically* for his not-scholarship.
i find the idea of trump doing deep research into legal arguments screamingly funny. like, come on, even the deep-in-the-tank trump supporters don't believe this, get real. they didn't elect him for his scholarship.
Trump: “The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired … There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!“
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.⬇️
February 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I'd say they've gone completely mask-off on the whole "and decrease the surplus population" thing...

But really, was that ever masked?
Scoop: The NIH infectious-diseases institute (NIAID) will soon scrub “pandemic preparedness” and “biodefense” from its web pages, according to e-mails I obtained.

The directive is the start of a broader shake-up at NIAID, which has long been attacked by Republicans.
Exclusive: Key US infectious-diseases centre to drop pandemic preparation
Staff members have been instructed to scrub this topic and ‘biodefense’ from the agency’s website.
www.nature.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
"I may just have a heart attack and *die* from not-surprise!"
Hey remember the shooting in Minneapolis that happened between Renee Good and Alexi Pretti, the guy they claimed was shot by an agent after he had attacked that agent with a shovel? I know it's hard to believe but the agents' story fell apart and charges were dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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I got sent to the principal in middle school when our math teacher got frustrated and said “why can’t you girls get this as quickly as the boys,” and I fired back, “maybe you’re the problem, Todd”
the people who spread the “female brains are bad at math and spatial reasoning” lies should be tried at the Hague
Another fun wrinkle from that period (that might still exist): I was good at math and loved it and then my geometry teacher told me that I'd probably struggle because female brains were bad at spatial thinking. I kept loving math & being good at it but assumed that would end so I ended it first.
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Cute visual, but I feel like Diana's comment explains the joke overmuch.

Doesn't help that the charred figure isn't really recognizable as the orange waste of oxygen, if indeed this is a current cartoon.
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
She's sixty?

Doesn't act a day over twelve.
Pam Bondi is 60 years old. 60! And she acts like a teenager. Has all that botox damaged the frontal lobes of her brain?
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Men-At-Arms by Terry Pratchett was published in 1993. Just noticed this footnote:

‘The axiom “Honest men have nothing to fear from the police” is currently under review by the Axioms Appeal Board.’

Dammit, PTerry. He’s always doing that.
February 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
The fundamental problem with any system of rules is that it depends on them being followed, or at least enforced.

But when one team owns the referee, it's a lot easier to get away with tackling the guy with the basketball.
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I mean, you *will* get a fair bit of exercise.
You'll be dragging the car behind you, after all.

Some say "this is why I don't worry about AI".

I say, this is EXACTLY why I worry about AI.
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Every time that orange waste of oxygen cozies up to a strongman dictator, I'm reminded of the cartoon with the two dogs:

"Hey, Spike, y'wanna chase cars? Dooyadooyadooya?"
Dictator endorsing dictator.
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Damn, that's a fine crescendo.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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As Ste. Julia told Jacques Pepin when he went to use olive oil to sautée something, "You're going to wish you'd used butter."
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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This just proves to me that these so-called fans don't actually give a shit about Star Trek, because you REALLY WANNA TALK ABOUT STARFLEET OFFICERS TAKING WEIRD POSITIONS ON THE BRIDGE?

Riker is inches away from straddling Data, here
February 13, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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“We’ve crippled multiple generations in debt traps and they have the nerve to still eat food!”
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Also, anyone else remember what a big fucking deal it was whether Slick Willy smoked a joint once?
A little while back I predicted we’re about 5 years away from people writing off germ theory in the US and washing your hands will be seen as a “political act.” I was too optimistic, we’re already there.
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Took me a second.
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM