Heather Mallick
@hmallick.bsky.social
Canadian news columnist formerly CBC, newspapers, magazines etc. author, feminist, bookish person, centre-left. @heathermallick.substack
He has that magic, that spark, doesn’t he. Now I want to go out and buy men’s underpants. Don’t know why. Do you have this in stock, I’ll say.
NEWS! Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour to pursue dream of becoming Calvin Klein underwear model newsthump.com/2026/02/02/l...
Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour to pursue dream of becoming Calvin Klein underwear model
Lord Mandelson has resigned from the Labour Party it is revealed today, to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a Calvin Klein underwear model.
newsthump.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
He has that magic, that spark, doesn’t he. Now I want to go out and buy men’s underpants. Don’t know why. Do you have this in stock, I’ll say.
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Each Epstein email has so many layers of slime people miss some. This email is Ken Starr, fired for covering up sexual assault, offering to help his former client Jeffrey Epstein's friend's sexual harassment charges by introducing him to Jed Rubenfeld, later put on leave for sexual misconduct. 1/
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Each Epstein email has so many layers of slime people miss some. This email is Ken Starr, fired for covering up sexual assault, offering to help his former client Jeffrey Epstein's friend's sexual harassment charges by introducing him to Jed Rubenfeld, later put on leave for sexual misconduct. 1/
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com
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This guy on the (far) right?
Seems hard to believe.
Seems hard to believe.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This guy on the (far) right?
Seems hard to believe.
Seems hard to believe.
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When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
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Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
CALGARY - With over 87% of the Conservative Party of Canada voting to keep Pierre Poilievre as their leader at the 2026 Conservative Convention, Poilievre triumphantly announced that by reaffirming hi...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
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BREAKING: A federal judge has just ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his father from the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, Texas!
January 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge has just ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his father from the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, Texas!
Yeah, what he said.
Out, out, brief candle!
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Yeah, what he said.
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Report: GOP Tax Bill Supported By Majority Of Americans Currently Suffocating Wealthy Benefactor With Pillow https://theonion.com/report-gop-tax-bill-supported-by-majority-of-americans-1821289414/
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Report: GOP Tax Bill Supported By Majority Of Americans Currently Suffocating Wealthy Benefactor With Pillow https://theonion.com/report-gop-tax-bill-supported-by-majority-of-americans-1821289414/
OMG
He also asked, sarcastically, whether Mr. Rosen understood that Orthodox Jewish criminals don’t take weekends off, the people said."
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* Not to be too pedantic here, but shouldn't the proper honorific be "Herr," as in "Herr SS-Gruppenführer Bovino"?
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* Not to be too pedantic here, but shouldn't the proper honorific be "Herr," as in "Herr SS-Gruppenführer Bovino"?
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
OMG
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This was four years after Epstein had pleaded guilty to (and sentenced to incarceration for) solicitation of prostitution with a minor.
NEW: Howard Lutnick, the billionaire who serves as President Trump’s commerce secretary, planned a visit to Epstein’s island in 2012.
Lutnick previously claimed that he was so revolted by Epstein that he had cut ties with him years earlier.
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www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Lutnick previously claimed that he was so revolted by Epstein that he had cut ties with him years earlier.
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www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick Planned Trip to Epstein’s Island
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
This was four years after Epstein had pleaded guilty to (and sentenced to incarceration for) solicitation of prostitution with a minor.
In Canada religion goes largely unmentioned, is seen as rude. But I've wondered why Jewish Americans would join the Trump administration when it's pretty clear that Trump's MAGA base (take Scott Bessent sneering at Carney's "globalist" audience in Davos) is openly hostile in the Bovino manner
Bovino reported to have made derisive remarks about the faith of the US attorney in Minnesota, an Orthodox Jew who observes the Sabbath. @londonoe.bsky.social @haleaziz.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
In Canada religion goes largely unmentioned, is seen as rude. But I've wondered why Jewish Americans would join the Trump administration when it's pretty clear that Trump's MAGA base (take Scott Bessent sneering at Carney's "globalist" audience in Davos) is openly hostile in the Bovino manner
Why Canada's print journalism is going out of business: their Saturday home pages almost ignore beloved comedian Catherine O'Hara's death in favour of 2,500 big-arsed Pierre Poilievre male delegates voting as expected at a Conservative leadership review. It's as if papers want to lose money.
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Why Canada's print journalism is going out of business: their Saturday home pages almost ignore beloved comedian Catherine O'Hara's death in favour of 2,500 big-arsed Pierre Poilievre male delegates voting as expected at a Conservative leadership review. It's as if papers want to lose money.
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Kinda reveals how Weiss was able to rise so high and so fast despite being an objective mediocrity - she simply tapped into a huge network of elite pedophiles and signalled that she could help them!
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Kinda reveals how Weiss was able to rise so high and so fast despite being an objective mediocrity - she simply tapped into a huge network of elite pedophiles and signalled that she could help them!
I totally agree with Jamiec68.
I don’t ever want words ‘sperm’ and ‘musk’ to appear in the same country, let alone the same thread, ever again. I’m getting the dry heaves.
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I totally agree with Jamiec68.
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Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
OTTAWA - Following the passing of screen and comedy legend Catherine O'Hara, nationwide reports indicate that the only thing Canadians could use to cheer them up from their grief is Catherine O'Hara.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
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Apple & Google removed ICE tracking apps in their app stores.
TikTok reportedly suppressed videos criticizing ICE & the shooting of Alex Pretti.
Meta blocked Facebook groups tracking ICE & links to a database of agents that the government wants to keep secret.
Big Tech is enabling Trump's regime.
TikTok reportedly suppressed videos criticizing ICE & the shooting of Alex Pretti.
Meta blocked Facebook groups tracking ICE & links to a database of agents that the government wants to keep secret.
Big Tech is enabling Trump's regime.
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Apple & Google removed ICE tracking apps in their app stores.
TikTok reportedly suppressed videos criticizing ICE & the shooting of Alex Pretti.
Meta blocked Facebook groups tracking ICE & links to a database of agents that the government wants to keep secret.
Big Tech is enabling Trump's regime.
TikTok reportedly suppressed videos criticizing ICE & the shooting of Alex Pretti.
Meta blocked Facebook groups tracking ICE & links to a database of agents that the government wants to keep secret.
Big Tech is enabling Trump's regime.
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It just dawned on me: I'm not in the Epstein files. Are you? Let us know if you're not in the Epstein files.
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It just dawned on me: I'm not in the Epstein files. Are you? Let us know if you're not in the Epstein files.
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Pierre Poilievre's victory speech promises * checks notes* to stop “censoring politically incorrect Bible verses.” Seriously. He said that. And people applauded. #cdnpoli
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Pierre Poilievre's victory speech promises * checks notes* to stop “censoring politically incorrect Bible verses.” Seriously. He said that. And people applauded. #cdnpoli
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new CBS contributor Peter Attia
Here is Peter Attia MD emailing Epstein’s assistant claiming he goes into “JE withdrawal” when he doesn’t see him.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM
new CBS contributor Peter Attia
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I’d like to believe there’s a heaven so that Catherine O’Hara & Fred Willard are reunited to perform this:
youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q?...
youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q?...
Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD
YouTube video by artfilm33
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January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’d like to believe there’s a heaven so that Catherine O’Hara & Fred Willard are reunited to perform this:
youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q?...
youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q?...
BBC watch: Waiting to see if the woman on the floor as Andrew looms over her on all fours is drugged or dead or asleep or what.
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 PM
BBC watch: Waiting to see if the woman on the floor as Andrew looms over her on all fours is drugged or dead or asleep or what.
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"the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women"--Noam Chomsky
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 AM
"the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women"--Noam Chomsky